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dperon:
Petroleum Engineering was among, and I applied for it. U can check the full list of positions advertised: https://www.nairaland.com/2542034/dangote-group-massive-graduates-exp

My mistake then. Apologies. There was no petroleum engineering in the ad I saw.

dperon:
We r in d same shoes brother, applied for Executive Trainee Petroleum Engineer and got invitation but no syllabus for Petroleum

Petroleum Engineering wasn't among the engineering disciplines outlined in the job opening. That's why there's no petroleum engineering syllabus and how is it then possible you applied for "executive trainee petroleum engineering."

mediciMAGNIFICO:
Seriously what would the PETROLEUM APPLICANT now read for. No guide, this wan O di kwa hot

hada331:
True o guys... No petroleum syllabus... wats d way forward na? still jack petroleum?? or find keypoints for chemical?

What discipline did you guys apply for?

Your best bet is to study the chemical engineering material but petroleum engineering graduates won't be too familiar/comfortable with these:
• Chemical Reaction Engineering
• Instrumentation & Process Control
• Plant design and Economics
• Chemical Technology

These though might be fair because they are also/more of MechE
Process Calculations & Thermodynamics
• Fluid Mechanics and Mechanical Operations
• Heat Transfer
• Mass Transfer

Anyway, study the material you applied for.

mathys:
Read somewhere that papa was once a dm.
Probably MOU wants to play him alongside matic.

My thought exactly. I'm waiting to see what he does with him.

airmark:
Iva was one of our best performers last season, such that he was named as one of the best players in UCL. Mou just need to do thorough work on him because there must be something wrong for that sharp decline in form. Azpi was not playing as he was at marseille when he played at right back in the last world cup, he was shaky against chile and Holland, blind was having a field day with him throughout. He was subsequently benched against Australia. This was an azpi that was a great performer as our LB going to the world cup. If we start him in our next matches at RB against everton and arsenal, its a gamble.

Ivanovic ineffectiveness at RB has been visible since his move there. Most teams just only figured out its more productive attacking Chelsea from his wing which makes it look like it's a 'sharp decline.'

More than half the team was benched/changed against Australia, if I remember correctly. And the whole Spanish team was shaky at the world cup.

Citing Rooney's inability to now function as a CF doesn't apply here. RB and LB basically have the same 'job description'. They just operate on opposite flanks so there's no way Azpi won't do fine in his more natural position and quickly too.

With the addition of KDB, I officially give the league to City. They have won it before the transfer window closes.

Spanish affair

Vivalavida99:
Chelsea predicted XI v West Brom:
Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, Zouma, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Hazard, Pedro; Falcao.

Actual lineup Chelsea v West Brom:
Courtois; Ivanovic, Terry, Zouma, Azpilicueta; Matic, Fabregas; Willian, Hazard, Pedro; Costa

coogar:
ivanovic has been the weakest link since mourinho arrived.
however, because he nicks a goal every now and then, some deluded chelsea fans see him as the messiah whereas his primary duty is to defend. there's no winger in europe that has not sodomised branislav ivanovic. montero destroyed him completely last season and david silva/sterling continued where montero stopped. he should be a centre-half. he's too weak defensively as a RB.

I agree. He should be a CB.

Azpi - Ivanovic - Zouma - Baba Rahman

I agree. He should be a CB.

Azpi - Ivanovic - Zouma - Baba Rahman

Baba Rahman in. I hope he's worth the money paid because he needs to start so Azpi can return to RB. Ivanovic struggling against every winger don tire me.

A CM and RW before the transfer window closes and we're on the right path. All those waste pipes on the bench should be sold please, because this team wasn't impressive at all today.

Ibime:
I don't see how he can get past Capoue and Behrami in midfield. He might have to play leftback to get games

It's a long season, he'd get game time in midfield. Wishing he does though. He has always been impressive.

Nathan Ake to Watford on a season-long loan. Hopefully the lad gets some quality play time there.

Good one for him if he can get in the team and show us what he can do week in week out in the PL.

jimmy4x:
Chai....Hazard must not disgrace me next season o, hin go fit run so, ds one wey belle don dey shoot out small small....lol

Chestar5:
Pics 2. Hazard enters training ground..his stomach is .....:-x

If I remember correctly, Hazard looked like this last pre - season too and y'all know how the season turned out. So no need for worries he'll get in shape and fit soon.

I think he takes the holiday too serious though - Over enjoyment during the break.

Barcelona signs Arda Turan. Thank God. He's not what Chelsea needs.

[quote author=Chidx post=33863858][/quote]Pls I need kpmg practice questions. Kindly send to oluwafota@gmail.com IF you have any. Thanks.

Please, someone/anyone with kpmg past aptitude test should send to oluwafota@gmail.com. Thanks

Is the invite via sms only?

If the guy stays up to 30 minutes na her body go tell her. No one will tell her to start begging.

Dear Recruiter,

I hope this meets you well. Thanks for your offer but I have some conditions of my own.

I am only going to wake up by 5am to prepare for work due to traffic to make it to work before 8am if the pay is at least N200,000/month. And if for any reason you expect me to wear a tie to work, kindly make the pay at least N500,000/month because the heat in Nigeria is too much. I need enough air and need to feel free.

Lastly, if for whatever insane reason you expect me to wear a suit with the tie even if it is once a month then you would have to pay at least N 1,000,000/month. The weather conditions in Nigeria is not suited for that and I am not going to be sweating in a suit, therefore, you would have to provide a car and make sure my office is well air-conditioned. If you want me to look like I own the company, make me feel like it.

If you want me to dress in a certain way, kindly meet my above conditions.

Kind regards,

Tick.

Dear Recruiter,

I hope this meets you well. Thanks for your offer but I have some conditions of my own.

I am only going to wake up by 5am to prepare for work due to traffic to make it to work before 8am if the pay is at least N200,000/month. And if for any reason you expect me to wear a tie to work, kindly make the pay at least N500,000/month because the heat in Nigeria is too much. I need enough air and need to feel free.

Lastly, if for whatever insane reason you expect me to wear a suit with the tie even if it is once a month then you would have to pay at least N 1,000,000/month. The weather conditions in Nigeria is not suited for that and I am not going to be sweating in a suit, therefore, you would have to provide a car and make sure my office is well air-conditioned. If you want me to look like I own the company, make me feel like it.

If you want me to dress in a certain way, kindly meet my above conditions.

Kind regards,

Tick.

Simple comprehension is a big problem for many people. Some don't even read the article but only the headline and then come to a conclusion.

The main point here he's trying to make is that Nigeria should be doing way better in fighting Boko Haram in the first place and shouldn't have needed external help.

Please read, process and understand!

oluwafota@gmail.com

Love at first sight equals one night stand. Simple!

Samabu07:
Respect each others line. There's a limit to everything. It's your privacy. And this should be mutual though.

Exactly! Password is yours, not your boyfriend's and should be private. No sense in two people disclosing that because they are in a relationship. It can only lead to trouble then more advice seeking from Nairaland.

We all have at one stage lied about something so it's no big deal. Your only mistake is using your sister's picture without her knowledge. She might not be pleased with that. Anyway, you have cleared it up with the guy. Now just make sure you don't zone into that online games/lies again.

You're beautiful, act it. Best of luck and act right next time.

The last 7-10 pages of this thread is exactly the effect of international break.

Back to real business soon!

Anyone heard back?

oluwafota@gmail.com

they really need to up their game in the second half cos if they keep playing the same way they keep their world cup ticket on the line

@ FBS,  my guy Bleep this coach thing for now. the guys on the pitch aint playing shit!

what are these guys playing? the game plan looks like try to get a draw and if by luck u get a goal , good!