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kingjoe: what is wrong with these kids in nairaland.we were informed by jtf that is likely he is dead as he sustained a wound during a shoot out ,then recently we heard another news that he iss till alive .what do u expect the president to say,he is correct to say he doent know what is wrong in that?

God bless ur mental reasoning, sentiments wil neva allow dose kids to reason well. If d JTFs who r directly afta shekau is not sure if he is dead, wat do dey expect GEJ to say. foolz#

kingjoe: what is wrong with these kids in nairaland.we were informed by jtf that is likely he is dead as he sustained a wound during a shoot out ,then recently we heard another news that he iss till alive .what do u expect the president to say,he is correct to say he doent know what is wrong in that?

God bless ur mental reasoning, sentiments wil neva allow dose kids to reason well. If d JTFs who r directly afta shekau is not sure if he is dead, wat do dey expect GEJ to say, foolz#

Arsene Wenger - Coach of month,
Ramsey - Player of d month.
Atleast lets start wit dis. Kip it up gunners.

for those that are yet to receive any mail, put your mind at rest, expect the success mail latest by 4pm tomorow. but if by that time you did not receive it, then try ur best to send a mail of enquiry to the recruitment team via their usual email by monday. all is well in JESUS' name[/quote]Amen. God bless u for dis wonderful piece of encouragement, you jst lifted a soul.

Valpinoe: B.Sc Geology...two geophysics guys were also among.

Pls bro wat is d interview all abt, I mean d questns asked.

House pls wat is hapnin, anybody wit d interview ideas? Let starts rubbin minds here b4 d D-day. Wat sud wil get our mind prepared with

A frnd said dey ave started sending d breakdown of scores to dose dat earlier received unsuccesful msg. Hoping dat we dat were succesful wil soon be contacted.

opaquzy: @Ticom>may God answer ur prayers 4 dt words of encouragmt & d gud info u ve passd across. I realy appreciat u.

Amen broda, tnx alot.

opaquzy: @TICOM> i just applied abt 3wks ago. Pls can i stil kp my hope alive 4 anoda aptitude test? Wen do u think dey can also call 4 anoda test bro?

If i sud tell u dat i knw wen dey wil call for another apt test, i'm lyin bt let ur hope be alive cos i knw dey wil definately call u guys dat applied recently, dose of us dat wrote d test on wednesday actually applied April/May dis yr. Jst be hopeful!

Surjman: @ticom,did u get interview invite?i applied for feild specialist.hnd chemical engineering.anybody with hnd chemical engineering invited?

i ave nt gotten mine yet.

opaquzy: @Ticom> pls ao many questns was it altogeda? Besides, wot did u apply for? Cos i applied for electronics maintenanc abt last 3wks & i am stil expetn dere invite 4 aptitude test.

70 questns, i applied for maintenance engineer and dat was April dis yr

Logic/fault finding/abstract, mechanical resoning, maths nd electronic

Candyrain and others, hw was d test? Wish all of us best of luck

[quote author=ogwulumba]@ticom what course did you study in school??
[/quote

Sorry for d late response, I studied ELECT/ELECT Engineering.

Candyrain: Yes I got it as well. Got mine in the midnight.

Pls have u bn able to update ur CV? If yes hw did go about it pls.

crowntoro: wen did u apply??

April 2013

adejane: pls,how did u guys submit ur CV? If u can help pls contact me tru janetbolu@yahoo.com. I wil really appreciate ur assistance.

Check dia website above to confirm if dia is any opening but i also bliv dat dey wil make any openings public weneva dia is one.

Pls house I got this msg dis afternoon on my email, has anyone received dis to confirm its authenticity?
- Dear Applicant : You are hereby
kindly invited to participate in the
Schlumberger, Geoservices, MI Swaco
Employment aptitude tests scheduled to hold in
Port Harcourt as follows : Date: Wednesday
Sept 4 th , 2013 Time: 01:00 PM Venue: Sasun
Hotel Plot 206, Trans Amadi Layout, Off
Ordinance Junction Port Harcourt Rivers State
Kindly bring along with you the following : -
Your credentials – National ID or International
Passport; Copy of your University Degree/
Diploma/Final Certificate and final University
transcripts or justification of your CGPA ( Note
that you may not be allowed to enter the exam
hall without any proof of your academic records
and a valid photo ID ! ) - Writing materials –
Pen , Pencil, Eraser, Ruler… etc. You will be
evaluated ( Written tests ) on the following two
modules : ü Mechanical Reasoning,
Physics ,Mathematics, Electricity & Electronics
( Basics ) – 35 minutes ü Psychometric /
abstract Reasoning or Logic Test – 35 minutes
The use of calculators will be highly prohibited.
Please be punctual and well behaved as
lateness and unprofessional behavior will not
be entertained. Also ensure your application is
updated with your most recent CV at
www.careers.slb.com and you can direct your
queries to slbngarecruiting@slb.com email
address. Wishing you a good luck in this stage
of our assessment. Most sincerely,
Schlumberger NGA Recruiting team PS: 1. if
you have written the test in the last 12months
prior to 4 th Sept-13, please disregard email.
2. if you have a 2 nd class lower or a lower
credit, then you should have a Masters Degree
in addition. If not, please disregard email - did
not match any documents.

you are not a girl i used to know, you r d shadow of urself ; -by Dare art-Alade

But to me i think it is a precautive measures cos boko haram cordinators can pick dem up, indoctrinate dem to gain aces to southwest and its environs

Abuja contigent let us meet here to discus d test nd d interview cos their won't be tym to talk abt d interview. Pls if their is any N'lder is d house who had once gone tru dis agent sud pls share his/her xperiences. I am in Abj nw so lets do it 2geda 4 gud pls.

To my ever adorable mum, Late Mrs C. T. O'Femi, ur demise is ever fresh in my memory. June 28th dis yr wil make it 11 yrs dat u left us. We love u bt God love u most as u continue to rest in d bosom of our Lord Jesus Christ. Sun re o mumsy mi!

Mannerism or no mannerism, @31 i stil dip d bread inside d tea cos i cud chew d ordinary bread for 10min b4 i can swallow it so i use d fastest means by dippin it inside d tea

Pls is our own cardinal Arinze not qualified again or is he too old. Jst askin o

I advised my friend last weekend to stop flirting with girls cos i knew more than four girls he is dating now but to my greatest suprise he told me the reason why he is into flirting. He confessed to me that he do experience WET DREAMS weekly expecially when he drink yoghourt or tin milk and he said if he can sleep with girls like three times a week that he won't experience wet dream that week. These are my response to him. 1. He should stop filling his mind with sex or sex related things. 2. Stop watching porn if he do. 3. It could be more of spiritual than medical. So please help me to help my friend out of this problem. God bless you all.

Don't cut what you can untied!

President- David Mark Vice President- Babatunde Fashola Prime Minister- Nuhu Ribadu

I was at the National Assembly this morning and was told to either drop my international passport or Driving License before i could get the visitor's tag after rigorous effort to get inside. Does it mean that our National ID Card is irrelevant?

Arsenal noni, follow by Real Madrid.

Shame to all haters of madam. She was jst been aired on NTA network, which shows she is hale and healthy bt she actually shed alot of weight.

I av cum to discovered dat dose dat are mostly jealous are mentally, spiritually and financially illed. Most of you with ur poverty driven mentality criticise him cos of ur ignorance. TOUCH NOT MY ANOINTED....before thunder strike u down.