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CrimeRe: Time For Reward by Timmitimes2: 8:58pm On Apr 01, 2025
Sonofgod1990:
Good evening all.i jokingly begged for help on dis platform last week and Someone sent me 1000 and i don't know the person. If you are the one that sent me the 1000# please indicate i want to show you love. You are a nice person
I just like you very creative with your format .
PoliticsRe: Akpabio Lost To A Woman by Timmitimes2: 8:52pm On Apr 01, 2025
Quarterpast:
I've sent it sir
Do for your boys too na not only woman
PoliticsRe: Seun Osewa Is A Mad Man; I Never Offered To Buy 7.5% of Nairaland – Jarus by Timmitimes2: 5:52pm On Apr 01, 2025
Beremx:
but Seun was referring to Jarus na. Even the dumbest person on nairaland knows that.
Anyways, both of them know what their feud is all about. They should settle man to man
So you are happy to be a fan stupidly consuming useless content and bragging about it . Werey go collect monitoring mirror on top seun matter .
Na seun I come life come monitor
PoliticsRe: Seun Osewa Is A Mad Man; I Never Offered To Buy 7.5% of Nairaland – Jarus by Timmitimes2: 5:51pm On Apr 01, 2025
Agboriotejoye:
Obviously you just met the dumbest person on NL

Where have you been all this while

You need to apologise to whoever you thought was the dumbest before now
So you are happy to be a fan stupidly consuming useless content and bragging about it . Werey go collect monitoring mirror on top seun matter .
PoliticsRe: Seun Osewa Is A Mad Man; I Never Offered To Buy 7.5% of Nairaland – Jarus by Timmitimes2: 5:49pm On Apr 01, 2025
helinues:
Where did Seun mentions Jarus in his post?

It's tradition for Seun to drop April fool post. Why is this Jarus feeling unsecured?

Btw , is this op following everyone upadan on X?
Una Sha don project una script to seun
E come post am for nairaland make mind sef dey relevant again .
Pls don't ban me except u smoke Igbo
PoliticsRe: Seun Osewa Is A Mad Man; I Never Offered To Buy 7.5% of Nairaland – Jarus by Timmitimes2: 5:47pm On Apr 01, 2025
LordBiden:
Who d fvck is sir jarus?

How dare him insult our own low budget sango ota based mark zukerberg? grin
I no understand which one b low budget sango ota mark Zuckerberg
HealthRe: I've Just Been Diagnosed With Bells Palsy by Timmitimes2:
ebuka10box:
Please I'm trying so hard not to feel depressed about this but the doctor said I'll be okay in a space of 3 - 6 months . Please has any one here experienced facial partial stroke and what was your experience?
ProgrammingRe: I Feel Like I Just Wasted My Money Paying For A Tech Course by Timmitimes2: 5:10pm On Apr 01, 2025
tgmservice:
I am in pains and angry right now I paid almost 500k for an Online dev-ops course.

Am not getting the worth of what I paid for mainly due to my time and work schedule.
The course videos are ok but when I sit down on my PC to learn I just begin to lose interest.

The organizers' of the course are overseas and they set their online live training at odd hours.

I really need to get motivated to get my monies worth. Please do not pay for an online course if you are not physically or mentally ready to learn it.
People like u free means to get raw and quality information dey down o but too much money and greed go make una dey jump up and down
ProgrammingRe: I Feel Like I Just Wasted My Money Paying For A Tech Course by Timmitimes2: 5:08pm On Apr 01, 2025
Infotubia9ja:
I use it and I already have an extra pack.
Go to www.nurogun.com

There are drugs that do that for sure this is the best I would recommend because I use it. It's just caffeine and vitamin and they do the job right.

Other I tried they just make you too over smart or intelligent like Adderall which is not cool from my area of experience.
Nurogum I can recommend anyway anytime
Why are u avoiding the price
Tho I fear tr manufactured caffeine if e pass kolanut
ProgrammingRe: I Feel Like I Just Wasted My Money Paying For A Tech Course by Timmitimes2: 4:20pm On Apr 01, 2025
Infotubia9ja:
Bro you have problem focusing.. I am like you it took me time to understand this. It's because you either have ADHD or you nuro divergent and when you try to focus and do that one thing you really want to do you dont lose interest you just start thinking multiple things at same time and you lose track for a sec to a min thereby losing track of your study and focus.

There are many ways to help but try use this. It's called NURO GUM just chew two like 30 mins before you start studying and see how you lock in. No distraction. When you spend complete 2hrs looking at your screen without you knowing you will be impressed with your performance and you will assimilate every information like its recorded in your brain.
Price
Hope the gums don't later cause Insomnia
PhonesRe: 9 Ways To Reduce Data Consumption On Your Mobile Phone by Timmitimes2: 4:13pm On Apr 01, 2025
Akhaz024:
This is serious oo, Glo used to be subscription friendly before unlike MTN.
I am still looking for fair data subscription both Glo and MTN are now expensive. Probably I will Airtel.
My brother Airtel na die
Tho na mixture of frustration and death.
Just dey play
FamilyRe: Help Me Celebrate My Mum Birthday by Timmitimes2: 2:48pm On Apr 01, 2025
Toonice:
Today's is my mum birthday, please nairalander I want you to help me celebrate her. I don't have any money to send to her as am very broke 😔 presently and am her first Son.

here is her phone number 08038570945 for you guys to help me greet her for the birthday,
She stay at Lagos while I stay at Akure Ondo state. Just help me tell her that I Love her so much.

Thanks guys.
This ur format strange o
Truly no format wey no dey nairaland
SportsRe: Straight Wins Games by Timmitimes2: 2:04pm On Apr 01, 2025
guobe:
Cambridge vs Wrexham should be an away win for Wrexham while Cumbaya should easily dislodge 22 de Julio
Why u talk should b an away win
E no certain ba?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Reconciliation And Selling 7.5% Of Nairaland by Timmitimes2: 1:39pm On Apr 01, 2025
Jarus:
Must be April fool.

We have never spoken and the last time we chatted in our normal medium of communication (Whatsapp) was 11 June 2024, where he was enquiring about some personal staff employment hack, and that was two weeks before he did what he did publicly against me and thought was going to be the end of my name and brand online.

Ever since that his attempt at me failed, he has been lying around about fictional reconciliation, which never happened, doing all sorts of things, including always publicly lying about phone calls and reconciliation, just to get my attention.

We have never spoken. We used to chat. And we have not chatted since that incident.

And no way I will entertain anything from him. No way!
Because the guy na clown
Nairaland GeneralRe: Reconciliation And Selling 7.5% Of Nairaland by Timmitimes2: 1:32pm On Apr 01, 2025
Difrent:
You and Jarus again

Hope it will end well this time ,both of una like drama


Modified: I have a feeling this is April fool prank
Who b jarius
PoliticsRe: Abuja Truck Explosion Victims Abandoned By Government by Timmitimes2: 9:00am On Apr 01, 2025
Mary911:
I am not against begging.
Human wants are insatiable.

But not begging to gamble
Like that Samuel and Abba right ?
PoliticsRe: Abuja Truck Explosion Victims Abandoned By Government by Timmitimes2: 8:59am On Apr 01, 2025
Mary911:
Saw this post on my search.

Omo
But u din cast my guy
Wey dey cast other people
PhonesRe: Can't Use Whatsapp On My OPPO Phone by Timmitimes2: 8:44pm On Mar 31, 2025
Rotentik19:
Good evening everyone. For the past few weeks or so, I have had this challenge: I bought a phone (OPPO F9 Pro) fairly used. And all of a sudden, I was logged out of WhatsApp. This has never happened to me before. What baffles me is that, they'll restore the account shortly after the ban only to ban it again. It's been on like that for a while. I seem to have exhausted all possible solutions; I have mailed WhatsApp and sent reviews several times, but the situation persists. Please I seriously need help. I wonder if it's the phone that has a problem or it's just WhatsApp. I checked if the phone is rooted it says no. Even the new number I registered was also banned by WhatsApp. Anyone with an idea or who's had a similar experience should enlighten me. I wish to know exactly what the problem is and solutions. Thanks
It's a custom ram phone
Just like my stupid itel
CultureRe: You, Your Spirit And IFA by Timmitimes2: 7:29pm On Mar 31, 2025
Everyday247:
sorry boss 😔
Thanks boss.
CultureRe: You, Your Spirit And IFA by Timmitimes2: 3:02pm On Mar 31, 2025
Everyday247:
sorry
My side don red
Boss pls even if na 5h
I don't know what that can do for me at the moment. Pls help your man . God no go ever put u to shame
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Experience With Money Ritual by Timmitimes2:
2cribz:
Sporty bet scammer has come with a new format.
Who dey get contract of 3m to 10m come dey play bet. Is that not daft. Sporty fake ticket scammer.ole
Your format don cast since.
Baba calm down
Not everybody needs your chicken change
The guy said nobody should message him.
In another light I'm thinking the guy just want to promote spirituality making the likes of deepspiritualll get more customers regardless.

CultureRe: You, Your Spirit And IFA by Timmitimes2:
lawani:
You, your spirit and IFA.

With IFA, there is no knowledge you can not access if your spirit is willing to assist you. You can access even knowledge that was known to extinct civilizations. You just need to know how to use IFA. However, your spirit acts like a sieve and it is not everything you ask for that it will give you. Also, everything is not immediately accessible to it too. It may need to liaise with other spirits or with the God grid. It can however easily get information for you that it experienced during past incarnations. The highest possible number of incarnations that a spirit has access to is only twenty four including the current one. However if there is a great need for an information on a deleted incarnation, then the leadership of your Earth family can get it reactivated for you and you will be able to access it.
Your spirit is the big you which the Yoruba call ori and if you avoid evil doing, it will continue to live forever from incarnation to incarnation. If you do evil for a high enough number of times depending on your current empathy rank, you will be knocked out of civilization to the animal realm and it will be the end. There are six empathy ranks.
You are just a food farm for your spirit. It is the number of years you spend on Earth buoyed with good deeds that will translate to time to be spent in heaven by your spirit. As you are here on Earth, you are also in heaven going about your business while tending to your farm but you will be light in heaven. A light spirit consumes only fifteen percent of the food of heavy spirits. You become heavy when you die and your appetite will go to one hundred percent. Half of the spirits in heaven are permanently light meaning they have never been incarnated before. Spirits give birth during debates and debates happen between people on Earth. They are violent confrontations. For example, most court cases get registered as debates. The gestation period is two years. The winner of a debate will rise in empathy rank and give birth to a light spirit which becomes an adult instantly while the loser will drop in empathy rank moving closer to extinction.
Spirits can talk through entranced human beings but the best way to liaise with your spirit is via divination of which IFA is a good one.
CelebritiesRe: What Can A Prophet Do, If We Don't Believe? by Timmitimes2: 10:23am On Mar 31, 2025
ItsYourMiracle:
Psalm 150:6 KJV
[6] Let every thing that hath breath Praise the LORD. Praise ye the LORD.


Give GOD thanks for answers to prayers, give HIM glory and praise.
May the Word today fire you into productive action and may the fire keep burning all through the year in Jesus precious name


What Can A Prophet Do, If We Don't Believe The Word Sent Through Him


What you believe is your cup of tea, what you don't believe is your cup of coffee

Habakkuk 2:4 KJV
[4] Behold, his soul which is lifted up is not upright in him: but the just shall live by his faith.

2 Chronicles 20:20 KJV
[20] And they rose early in the morning, and went forth into the wilderness of Tekoa: and as they went forth, Jehoshaphat stood and said, Hear me, O Judah, and ye inhabitants of Jerusalem; Believe in the LORD your God, so shall ye be established; believe his prophets, so shall ye prosper
.

Nothing GOD says in HIS Word will come to pass if we don't believe.
There's nothing GOD can do for us if we don't believe

It is to everyone according to his faith, not according to what GOD can do.

Proverbs 16:18 KJV
[18] Pride goeth before destruction, And an haughty spirit before a fall.


Don't let pride turn your back on your source, so you don't break your backbone

2 Chronicles 26:18 KJV
[18] and they withstood Uzziah the king, and said unto him, It appertaineth not unto thee, Uzziah, to burn incense unto the LORD, but to the priests the sons of Aaron, that are consecrated to burn incense: go out of the sanctuary; for thou hast trespassed; neither shall it be for thine honour from the LORD God.


Beware of secret pride.
Self reputation is actually pride in disguise.
You are what you are by the Grace of GOD

Every revival is a platform for the advancement of the Kingdom of GOD

Every revival is a move of the Spirit, that is ordained to move GOD'S people forward


Jeremiah 30:19-21 KJV
[19] And out of them shall proceed thanksgiving and the voice of them that make merry: and I will multiply them, and they shall not be few; I will also glorify them, and they shall not be small. [20] Their children also shall be as aforetime, and their congregation shall be established before me, and I will punish all that oppress them. [21] And their nobles shall be of themselves, and their governor shall proceed from the midst of them; and I will cause him to draw near, and he shall approach unto me: for who is this that engaged his heart to approach unto me? saith the LORD
.

Supernatural advancement for everyone engaging his heart
Commitment to the move of GOD, moves GOD'S people forward.
Favor is a lifelong lot for everyone that is committed to moving the Kingdom of GOD forward.

Psalm 102:13-15 KJV
[13] Thou shalt arise, and have mercy upon Zion: For the time to favour her, yea, the set time, is come. [14] For thy servants take pleasure in her stones, And favour the dust thereof. [15] So the heathen shall fear the name of the LORD, And all the kings of the earth thy glory
.

Every move of GOD is a platform for supernatural supplies;
GOD changing stories of people supernaturally.

Luke 10:1 KJV
[1] After these things the Lord appointed other seventy also, and sent them two and two before his face into every city and place, whither he himself would come.

Luke 22:35 KJV
[35] And he said unto them, When I sent you without purse, and scrip, and shoes, lacked ye any thing? And they said, Nothing
.

Psalm 34:10 KJV
[10] The young lions do lack, and suffer hunger: But they that seek the LORD shall not want any good thing.

Matthew 6:33 KJV
[33] But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.

John 4:35-36 KJV
[35] Say not ye, There are yet four months, and then cometh harvest? behold, I say unto you, Lift up your eyes, and look on the fields; for they are white already to harvest. [36] And he that reapeth receiveth wages, and gathereth fruit unto life eternal: that both he that soweth and he that reapeth may rejoice together
.

Serving GOD pays the most and unmatchable.

Romans 12:11-12 KJV
[11] not slothful in business; fervent in spirit; serving the Lord; [12] rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer;

Luke 2:49 KJV
[49] And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father's business?


Every time, energy and resources spent is an investment.

1 Corinthians 3:8 KJV
[8] Now he that planteth and he that watereth are one: and every man shall receive his own reward according to his own labour.

Job 36:11 KJV
[11] If they obey and serve him, They shall spend their days in prosperity, And their years in pleasures.

Exodus 23:25-26 KJV
[25] And ye shall serve the LORD your God, and he shall bless thy bread, and thy water; and I will take sickness away from the midst of thee. [26] There shall nothing cast their young, nor be barren, in thy land: the number of thy days I will fulfil.

Malachi 3:17-18 KJV
[17] And they shall be mine, saith the LORD of hosts, in that day when I make up my jewels; and I will spare them, as a man spareth his own son that serveth him. [18] Then shall ye return, and discern between the righteous and the wicked, between him that serveth God and him that serveth him not
.

I receive Grace to remain in the center of the move of GOD all the days of my life in Jesus precious name.

Thank You Jesus
You are a good writer and I was touched by your teachings.
Where is your church located ?
IslamRe: Eid Mubarak To Everyone!! by Timmitimes2: 8:04am On Mar 30, 2025
olabrad:
The discussion is about Islam, not about Christianity. So, you must only quote from your Quran and Hadiths. if you want to prove Islam using Christian text, then you are simply saying your Islam is a weak religion that can't stand on its own.

So, are you sure you are ready? grin

You must also show me where ur Quran says u must eat breakfast every day during fasting.

So, are you really ready?! grin
Yes

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