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MondayOmoAdugbo:
814117zero584

One spirit say mai no run ham
Na mtn ?

Mariangeles:
Why e come be like say the rat full pot?
You sure say na only one rat?
Wetin you take run am?

Nlfpmod, come and see what this guy ate.

Na wetin I Dey talk be that say big game no be regular rat. The game big. .

I first boil ham then cooked In stew separately. As per say I sabi cook you self see as I run ham neatly

MondayOmoAdugbo:
Abeg run Data for me nahh 😏

Number

https://www.nairaland.com/6096768/how-prepared-bush-meat-ran

MondayOmoAdugbo:
This one na all those lagos gutter rat nahh

Check this thread and Spot the difference bro.

Bobo Rat different from okete. Na rat and the meat plenty like that

Mariangeles:
Won tun ti de O!
Awon olounje OfO!

😂😂😂

Gbenu sohun. Na trap catch better meat Abeg. I don Dey eat this thing since I was young. But you don’t eat the smaller ones. 🌚

Look at how this turned out in the pot lol.
I use ham down garri for this T Pain Era
Nairalanders what do you think ? 🤔

CandyOps:
that was bold of you to assume it was fiction lol

Could be real. Not everything na fiction. Op nice one I just Dey ready your story go lol. And yes you can get the woman you want provided you know how to go about it. 🌚

timmydrogba:
All I need is you right here,😘
You give me endless butterflies.
Just the thought of you right now makes my heart soar. 🥰

I thought of some hmmm ..
Every day with you is a wonderful addition to my life's journey.
You are my happily ever after. 😘
You're my paradise, and I'd happily get stranded on you for a lifetime.
Just when I think that it is impossible to love you any more than I already do, you prove me wrong.
You are far more than my partner. You are my soulmate in every way.😍
Every day I continue to chose you, and every day that choice gets easier and easier.

guobe:
Wow lovely. Send account. You are absolutely romantic.

You didn’t notice my comment ? Lol. That was midnight

guobe:
I love romantic lines alot that you will send to a girl you really love and once she reads it ,she will go all blushing and tripping and she won't want to ever delete the message from her phone and she will even find it hard to sleep and in her mind she will be like is this really love.
The present day genz nolonger care about love as they believe it is just about you having money and babes will flock around you.
I will give 1,000 naira to the top 5 romantic lines posted.
It should be genuinely from you because if it is copied,Google is there to tell us .
Let's go .

All I need is you right here,😘
You give me endless butterflies.
Just the thought of you right now makes my heart soar. 🥰

Amigoss:
Bore off,that doesn't stick

That meme pain your papa

😂😂😂😂😂

1Sharon:
Alaye, you're just full of lust.

Lol 😂😂😂 but be calming down ah 😂💔

seanery:
U no get parent?
Or siblings?

Folks are old

seanery:
U no get parent?
Or siblings?

Got three younger ones.

I pray someone merciful sees this.

Sheistoopretty:
Oya Redpillers come and contribute and help your fellow broke redpiller

You are in school and begging Nairalanders that most of them are not opportune to be in school money

Don't you know that 98% of males in this forum didn't attend secondary schools not to talk of universities? Wait until they after your head to vent their frustrated lives on you

Are you sure 98 percent ?
To me I think Nairaland is for intelligent people , been here since 2015 because I couldn’t just continue to be using Nairaland without being able to contribute/comment . Been here nine years. Never asked for this fa our before though. But don’t tell me dull people will want to open a Nairaland account. Like they don’t even have the time to invest they’d rather read offline.

Sheistoopretty:
You are in school and begging Nairalanders that most of them are not opportune to be in school money

Lol but I thought most of us here are educated na.

Because I don’t think an unintelligent person will know how to use the functions on Nairaland . At least we all went to school to some extents. Don’t you think??

Psych412:
does anyone has this phobia of looking around the toilet five times and then flush two times before using the toilet to avoid snakes giving you a bite on your bumbum from under

Lol. GUY NASO YOU FINE REACH?

😛🌹

But on a serious note 📝 I think there’s no way the reptile will find its way into the water closet. Such cases are rare but possible.

FirstCounsel:
This Chairman never change?

You sabi am ? Lol 😂
Aswear as you said This man 👨 never change ? Na wetin cross my mind first be that. 2001 bawo. You still carry am come Dey scam Naija people. Nawa o

Forgery Wey don cause wahala for the other end. 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😔

Auxtan:
She's obviously a lucky girl. You are one of the few guys left that truly fall in love and not lust. That is why we suffer when that person doesn't work out.

You just have to understand your woman. Atleast to some extents.
You’re right.

Pacyrus:
No matter how I high reach, COLORADOS? 😢 Lii lii

U don smk ham before ? 😂

Auxtan:
Hope you're in a new promising relationship?

Sure Brooo. Give yourself Time.
Time heals Things. 😉

Auxtan:
Yours was in your very young age bro. Mine lasted from my 24yo to my 28yo. I'm very ripe for marriage and always thought she's my wife to be.

Well I’m not that young. That was when I was 21 till I was 25.

We are both 27 and 29 now respectively.
You can’t understand.

dontrulee:
The reality of Relationship is an imbalance. Breakup hurts but it hurts more on the person who invested more into it.
I have had several girlfriends in the past, several ex's some of which I'm still in contact with.

In relationships, you don't put all your eggs in one basket. See, the person you love or the one who loves you had a life before you guys met, they will definitely have a life when you guys part ways. Knowing this will perhaps make the heartbreak less painful and more palatable. If the love is deep and the emotions genuine, real pain will be felt, it's a process that you must pass through however the human mind is so wonderful that despite pain, you can feel happiness, you can channel pain to excitement, energy and passion.

Before I did a surgery yesterday, I received a breakup message from one of my girlfriends I very much Love, did I feel pain, yes, was I disturbed, no. Infact, I did the surgery excellently well that everyone including the patient was happy and the patient is recovering fine.

So my gee, breakup is normal, it's part of life, you don't have to forget the memories completely, focus on creating new ones. The trick is to love yourself very much so that the presence of absent of your partner if you eventually have one is inconsequential

Oil Dey Your Head brr. 💯🤧

dontrulee:
Guy, I've been in your shoes and even worse before.
I have cried and couldn't sleep overnight because one girl that I really loved broke up with me. Lol.
One thing that will help you is that there are billions of ladies in the world and there are definitely some who are better than your current or future girlfriend.

Then, I thought I would never meet a girl like my ex, mumu me... Now that I've grown, I've met countless ladies better than my ex. Guy, move on and improve yourself, you'll be glad you did

Cry??
Nope

Well In my own case she ended it because she ended it and I was glad I didn’t end it because of my promise from the start that we aren’t ending. So my conscience is clear. .
But Truth Be Told. Love Hurts 😔

Auxtan:
It's been 3 months already since I ended my relationship of almost 4 years.

Prior to the break up, I was planning to marry her this December or latest next year.

Somehow, I couldn't take her over entitlement issues anymore, had always tolerated this but suddenly my guns were out and I ended my good relationship with a girl I loved so much.

Now this is the problem I am facing now, been looking to get into another relationship because I can't stop thinking about my Ex.

She called a couple of times but finally moved on with another guy. Obviously a very lucky guy I must be honest.

My problem is that, I keep looking to see if a potential girl have the same characteristics as my ex. I loved my ex so so much.

This looking and looking has really affected my decisions of proposing to one.

I am even thinking of doing fasting and prayer before choosing my next, because my next will probably be proposed to for marriage. I also don't have time for an extended relationship again.

My advice to guys, no matter what the plan is, remain just friends with a girl you love and don't do an extended years relationship. Whether you are redpill, you will so much miss her like I am missing mine when it is over.

I am even on therapy now to forget this girl. Is like a juju on me.

You’ll be fine bro.

Also ended a relationship after four years 17-21. Distance after school shit and believe me I still miss her.

I’m in Ibadan and she’s back home in delta after school shittt tho I have been to her family house once for a week back in 2018.

She was a good girl and I’ll always wish her Hapiness all her life 💯


I think girls move on faster than we guys. 2024 and I still miss her. It’s crazy 😔

EreluRoz:
Like seriously?

Lol No mind The clown 😂

Harddiskng:
The guy sitting on the table. In the slow zombie mode.

I have seen something similar twice this week, which speaks to its high prevalence on street. What drug is that?

Colorado yeah. Fast effect.