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 Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland Whatsapp Group For Jokes, Confession And True Live Stories. by Timsnoni(m): 2:39pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
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| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (0 - 3) On 16th April 2016 by Timsnoni(m): 8:46am On Apr 17, 2016 |
Man city should be arrested. They raped CHELSEA ;DMan city should be arrested. They raped CHELSEA |
| Sports / Re: Champions League by Timsnoni(m): 8:06pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
Sirmuel1:I guess you're an Arsenal fan |
| Jokes Etc / Laugh Responsibly by Timsnoni(m): 7:07pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
Ready?
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| Jokes Etc / Re: One Word For This Man by Timsnoni(m): 6:59pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
is that "one word"?  is that "one word"? |
| Jokes Etc / One Word For This Man by Timsnoni(m): 6:47pm On Mar 28, 2016 |
One word for him pls
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| Jokes Etc / Football Vs Sex by Timsnoni(m): 9:35pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Football vs Sex. 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll 20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass 21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury 22.You and your girl break up= Game over 23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD |
| Politics / Re: Troops Clear Remnants Of Boko Haram Terrorists In Kala Balge -photos by Timsnoni(m): 2:34pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Siberia101:Which our? |
| Phones / Infinix Hot 2 by Timsnoni(m): 12:33pm On Mar 25, 2016 |
Pls guys i need an infinix hot 2 to buy at the range of 20k. i live at Benue state/Otukpo. you can contact me on whatsap 0807 165 3816. Serious sellers only. |
| Jokes Etc / Funny Pic by Timsnoni(m): 5:31pm On Mar 24, 2016 |
I need to see this.
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| Sports / Champions League by Timsnoni(m): 9:19pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
[color=#550000][/color] Who will win the Champions league? |
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