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SportsManchester United Fans React To Romelu Lukaku’s First Touch V Valerenga by TimzzyMedia(op): 10:10am On Jul 31, 2017
Lukaku.
It took Romelu Lukaku just two minutes to find the back of the net against Valerenga this evening.

The Belgian striker was sent on by Jose Mourinho at half-time, coming on for Henrikh Mkhitaryan, and scored his third goal for Manchester United with a header.

Lukaku’s goal made it 2-0 to United after Marouane Fellaini, strongly linked with a move to Galatasaray this weekend, broke the deadlock shortly before half-time.

It’s been an encouraging start to life as a United player for Lukaku, who completed his £75 million transfer from Everton earlier this month.

As well as scoring against Valerenga this evening, the 24-year-old also netted against Real Salt Lake and Manchester City on United’s pre-season tour of the USA.

Lukaku will be acutely aware that bigger tests are just around the corner - starting next week against Real Madrid in the UEFA Super Cup - but he’ll also be pleased with how quickly he’s settling in with the Red Devils.

PoliticsRe: God Has Healed The President, Says Gov Emmanuel by TimzzyMedia(op): 12:52am On Jul 29, 2017
TimzzyMedia:
Akwa Ibom State Governor Udom Emmanuel and President Muhammadu Buhari.

Akwa Ibom State Governor , Udom Emmanuel, on Friday met behind closed doors with the Acting President , Yemi Osinbajo, at the Presidential Villa, Abuja .
The meeting came barely 48 hours after Emmanuel joined six other members of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum to visit ailing President Muhammadu Buhari in London where he has been receiving medical attention since May 7.
Although he did not disclose the subject of his discussion with Osinbajo, the governor told State House correspondents that his interaction with Buhari in London showed that God has answered Nigerians’ prayers .
to those who thinks buhari is dead all the very best for you
PoliticsGod Has Healed The President, Says Gov Emmanuel by TimzzyMedia(op): 12:43am On Jul 29, 2017
Akwa Ibom State Governor Udom Emmanuel and President Muhammadu Buhari.

Akwa Ibom State Governor , Udom Emmanuel, on Friday met behind closed doors with the Acting President , Yemi Osinbajo, at the Presidential Villa, Abuja .
The meeting came barely 48 hours after Emmanuel joined six other members of the Nigeria Governors’ Forum to visit ailing President Muhammadu Buhari in London where he has been receiving medical attention since May 7.
Although he did not disclose the subject of his discussion with Osinbajo, the governor told State House correspondents that his interaction with Buhari in London showed that God has answered Nigerians’ prayers .

CrimeYoung Musician Commits Suicide After He Talked About It On Facebook by TimzzyMedia(op): 12:34am On Jul 29, 2017
A young Zambian man identified as Mpanjilwa Mulwanda, who committed suicide by hanging himself on July 24, barely days after making a joke about it on Facebook.

His death is currently trending on Zambia Social Media and according to multiple Facebook sources, during a chat with his friends on Friday, July 21, he made it known that he was going to take his life but they all laughed it off. Infact some even encouraged him to do it.

He posted a photo with a rope tied around his neck and his tongue out as he posed for a selfie, but friends thought he was just goofing around.

SportsPSG Announce Press Conferences As World Awaits Potential €222m Neymar by TimzzyMedia(op): 4:32pm On Jul 25, 2017
Barcelona's Brazilian forward Neymar (R) and Moenchengladbach's Danish defender Andreas Christensen vie for the ball during the UEFA Champions League first-leg group C football match between Borussia Moenchengladbach and FC Barcelona at the Borussia Park in Moenchengladbach, western Germany on September 28, 2016. Photo: AFP
As rumours of a potential move to Ligue 1 swirl around Barcelona’ s Brazillian forward , Neymar, Barcelona and Paris Saint- Germain have announced press conferences for Tuesday night .
The La-Liga giants and the Ligue 1 outfit both announced simultaneous press conferences, sparking speculations that PSG , who have been lining up a world record deal for the Brazillian , have triggered the 25- year - old £ 196 m release clause ( € 222m ) .
It is also been speculated that the Catalonians will announce Marco Verratti ’ s capture at the same time as Neymar ’s record- breaking deal .
PSG ’s briefing is due to commence at 11 pm French time while Barcelona’s will start half an hour later.
Yesterday, reports from Europe claimed Neymar had agreed terms with Paris Saint- Germain over a six - year contract and would earn a whopping £ 500, 000 per week .
According to Carlos Carpio of Marca , Neymar ’s father recently met with PSG sporting director Antero Henrique and board member Sophie Jordan to finalise the transfer.
Carpio suggested the deal will go through when PSG “ deposit the € 222m of [ Neymar ’s ] termination clause, which it appears will be done via the personal sponsorship of Qatar .”

EducationLAUTECH Oyo, Osun Constitute Varsity's Governing Council by TimzzyMedia(op): 9:45am On Jul 25, 2017
Prof. Lai Olurode, Prof. Olaide Adedokun, Mr Abiodun Owonikoko, Mr Isiaka Olagoke, Mr Tise Adenipekun and Bade Adesina would serve as members of the Governing council.
The Oyo and Osun governments have announced the immediate constitution of a seven-man Governing Council for Ladoke Akintola University of Technology (LAUTECH).
A statement issued on Monday in Ibadan by the Secretary to the Oyo State Government, Mr
Olalekan Alli , said the newly constituted council would be headed by a retired Head of Service of the Federation, Prof. Oladapo Afolabi .
According to the statement, Prof. Lai Olurode, Prof. Olaide Adedokun, Mr Abiodun Owonikoko, Mr Isiaka Olagoke, Mr Tise Adenipekun and Bade Adesina would serve as members of the Governing council.
”Gov. Abiola Ajimobi of Oyo State and his counterpart form Osun, Ogbeni Rauf Aregbesola, acted on the powers conferred on them by the laws establishing the institution as Visitors met and approved the immediate constitution of the Governing Council of LAUTECH
“The tenure of the Governing Council as mandated by the University Law shall be for four years from the date of its inauguration unless determined by the Visitors.
“Visitors have also directed the immediate inauguration of the Governing Council whose mandate shall also be guided by the provisions of the relevant laws establishing the university, ” the statement said.
According to the statement, the visitors are confident that with this development, the ongoing crisis in the institution will be resolved soon.
“They consequently enjoined all stakeholders to cooperate with the newly constituted council in its determination to realise its mandate,” it added.

SportsMarcus Rashford Embarrasses Ander Herrera In Training by TimzzyMedia(op): 6:57pm On Jul 24, 2017
After Romelu Lukaku arrived at Manchester United in a £75 million deal, Marcus Rashford may have been fearing the worst.

The 19-year-old had to play second-fiddle to Zlatan Ibrahimovic when the Swede was fit last season but proved his worth towards the end of the campaign, scoring 11 goals in 53 appearances in all competitions.

And when Lukaku arrived at Old Trafford, Rashford may not have been too happy with yet another striker being added to the squad.

But in pre-season, Rashford has been in fantastic form. He’s scored three goals in the three pre-season friendlies so far with many talking about a formidable strike partnership with the Belgian striker.

And it seems Rashford is taking his incredible form into training.

During a rondo training drill, the wonderkid embarrassed teammate Ander Herrera by popping the ball through the Spaniard’s legs.

While the skill was impressive enough, the reaction from his United teammates was even better.

RomanceRe: Men Never Recover From Breakups, Research Says by TimzzyMedia(op): 12:10pm On Jul 23, 2017
nddydamzi:
and I thought I was an alien for still thinking about Mary that year..
hmmmmm
RomanceMen Never Recover From Breakups, Research Says by TimzzyMedia(op): 11:57am On Jul 23, 2017
British study says men suffer more long-lasting pain from breakups than women.
From experience and all that’s been seen and heard, guys do more of heartbreaking than women.
Thanks to such theories as ‘Yoruba demons’, and the more encompassing idea of ‘Bleep boys’, one gets the picture that women get dumped a lot.
This is not to say women are not heartbreakers too. Of course they are.
As a matter of fact, this poll » suggests that
women do a lot of cheating » than we might be ready to admit.
But who gets most affected by heartbreaks? Who suffers, and who does not?
Researchers from Binghamton University and University College London conducted a study that involved 5,705 participants from 96 countries to rate the emotional and physical pain of a breakup on a scale of one (none) to 10 (unbearable).

The result of the poll shows that women often experience higher levels of both physical and emotional pain.
According to Craig Morris, research associate at Binghamton University and lead author on the study:
“Women averaged 6.84 in terms of emotional anguish versus 6.58 in men. In terms of physical pain, women averaged 4.21 versus men's 3.75.
“While breakups hit women the hardest emotionally and physically, women tend to recover more fully and come out emotionally stronger.
Men, on the other hand, never full recover - they simply move on.”

Nairaland GeneralWhat Will You Do? by TimzzyMedia(op): 11:38am On Jul 23, 2017
your partner contacts an STD, what will you do?


Dumping him / her immediately !!!


Help them through it .


I don' t know yet.

SportsDanilo Joins Man City by TimzzyMedia(op): 11:28am On Jul 23, 2017
Real Madrid right -back Danilo completed his move to Manchester City on Sunday, the Brazilian joining Pep Guardiola’ s Premier League giants on a five- year contract .
The 26- year - old will now link up with City on their pre- season tour of the United States after agreeing personal terms and passing his medical.
“There has been strong interest from other clubs , but it has always been my ambition to play for Pep Guardiola, ” Danilo told his new club ’s official website .
“As soon as I heard of his interest , I knew immediately I wanted to be a City player ,” he added.
His departure from the European champions had been confirmed by Real boss Zinedine Zidane on Saturday on the eve of his team’ s meeting with Manchester United in California.
According to the BBC he moves to Manchester on a £ 26 . 5 million ( 29 .5 million euros ) deal.
Guardiola had made full - backs his top transfer priority in the close season having released Pablo Zabaleta , Gael Clichy and Bacary Sagna .
Danilo links up with City ’s new recruit Kyle Walker , the Tottenham defender who signed a five- year contract for a fee that could rise with add- ons to £ 54 million ( 61 m euros) this month.
LiteratureMINI-SKIRT CHASERS By Timzzy by TimzzyMedia(op): 10:13pm On Jul 22, 2017
Good men are after career pursuits You are after mini skirts Men want to achieve greatly in life You are after mini skirts Men display award of excellence You are there counting the number of mini skirts you’ve opened Men are after good grades You are still after mini skirts I think it’s the high time you change your mentality Of going after mini-skirts Face reality of life Stop going after mini skirts You never sat down and think of your life Yet, you go after mini-skirts....

EntertainmentRe: Bloggers Drop Your Contacts. For Business Deal by TimzzyMedia(m): 10:03pm On Jul 22, 2017
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EducationUNIPORT Students Protest Against Closure Of School Fees Portal by TimzzyMedia(op): 9:35pm On Jul 22, 2017
The affected students went to television stations and the Government House to register their displeasure with the management's decision.
Some students of the University of Port Harcourt, River state have protested against the closure of the school fees payment portal by the University management.
An eyewitness account by Adeyemi Ademola stated that the students were seen chanting protest songs peacefully along NTA Mgboba axis of Rivers State imploring the school authority to re-open the portal to enable them to pay their school fees.
A student of the school simply identified as Sarbie who spoke to our said the protest was a peaceful protest to implore the school management.
Sarbie said, 'the students protest is not a violent one. In fact, it was just an awareness to plead with the school management. So they went to NTA, AIT and the Government House in Port Harcourt to beg the government. So during the course of the protest yesterday, I heard the Senate had a meeting to deliberate on the issue at hand. Right now we don't know the outcome of the meeting"
Tracing the genesis of the issue, Sarbie said the issue that led to the protest was due to the inability of some students to pay their school fees at the stipulated time.
"Some students have not been able to pay their school fees. What they actually did last semester was that if you can't pay the full school fees, you can pay half. Some students who were not able to pay last semester paid half of their school fees while some paid everything and some did not pay at all.
"So they opened the opened the portal again this semester, some students felt that since the portal is open those that were unable to pay last semester would be able to pay the complete school fees this semester, but they later found out that it was not possible as the portal is only open for half school fees such that those who paid 25k last semester would complete the remaining payment this semester. So it is not possible for them to pay the full payment now.
Now, the school management has closed the portal and they are advising the affected students to defer one-year session and stay at home because they would not have any result that is why right now there is a delay in the first-semester result."
The student added that the Student Union Government is not really doing anything to help their colleagues because the union and other departmental associations have been rendered incapacitated due to a violent protest they championed last year.
"Due to what happened last year when we had a protest over the new school fees, a student died and the school was shot for two months. When we came back, we filled a form and paid a damage fee of N5000 because some students damaged school properties during the protests.
Since then, the SUG has not really been functional because those in charge of last year's protest were first expelled and when they pleaded with the senate they turned it to a suspension for one year, and after that, they dissolved the SUG and departmental presidents.
Right now it is much like we don't have an SUG because the ones we have IS very dormant due to what happened last year."
The students have registered their displeasure with the management's decision and at the time of filing this report, there has not been any official statement form the school management.

PoliticsRe: Lagos State LG Election (Live Updates) by TimzzyMedia(m): 1:59pm On Jul 22, 2017
adewumiopeyemi:
Do u stay in mushin
Eee Pele oooo
PoliticsRe: Lagos State LG Election (Live Updates) by TimzzyMedia(m): 12:04pm On Jul 22, 2017
EducationRe: Nigerian Slay Queen Bags Law Degree From UK University. Photos by TimzzyMedia(m): 10:17am On Jul 22, 2017
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