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adesammy1: If I say end time hope una no go vex?

How we go vex knowing fully you get tym u r using END TIME times...............sorry u r really @ END TIMES period.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, Very very END TIMERS.............MTCHEWWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSSSS abi I spell am well ?

dedons: This girl wants me to say END TIME TINZ

but i won't say it

God blesses u dat u do not say it other wise ehnnnnnnnnnn............. I will say it lol.....very funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Pixy7: tcheeeeeew

Abeg na Mtsheeee not tcheeeeeew as you wrote u hear me ko ? lolssss no hating but correcting.........and having fun........

d-hammer:
Why do people keep bringing up this gay topic, let sleeping dogs lie already

they want u to marry a man too.............lol

tender92: Plz guys does any1 knws weda if dere is any institution or organization dat pays dis guyz for coming out to say AM GAY....!!!
If cash is involved i don't mind PORTING..lolz

am sure u be igbo boy,lol..........u wan make moni ko ? hahahahaha

jude d writer: As 4 me, I like woman 2 much! I be fine guy nd I cover my yansh wit d blood of Jesus

hmmmm see blasphemy kai beware of what u ppl r saying abeg.........

Jomark: You know what? We the straight are winning both ways: the fine guys are leaving the girls for us the average. On the other side, it is only the ugly girls with body as stiff as rock that turn lesbians... Hahhahaha ...guys celebrate with me we are winning both ways. *singing He has done for me* join me guys if u are straight

hahahahaha...........guy u too funny I swear true true,I can't stop laffin God have mercy on me,btw who has done for u? and what has been done for you pls tell me guy...........lols

everyday: Only God know who will be the next person to come out and say his gay.

I guess its you we are waiting ..........hahahaha sorry u sound funny and hopeless ..........sowi dear.

Chanchit: Why won't she be a diamond, wetin dey pain me be say you no fit chop ur own from her high libido pot cos you would even get more money from men than Bev' since you both sell same thing.

kai see mouth na who teach you how to talk like this come to think of this abeg na wetin u mean ? hahahahahaha.......can't stop laffin in Jju...........wicked mouth. u r funny buddy I swear.

Hezron Lorraine: #Team Melvin.

In Dame Patience Jonathan's voice."It will not be easy for Beverly to carry second in a competition like this".
Lolz.

Hahahahahaha,funny ye,if mama Dame catch u no called me oooooooooo I hear mi ?

nickz: A spanner;can be very effective

Hahahahahaha......I think knife or arrow will do justice better,abi no be so ? funny feller lol.......in chinese langwej.......

nickz: its C for me but i think it depends on what you are cleaning your ear with

.......hahahahaha like wot pls be specific do u use needle,knife,screwdriver,hammer,etc etc,lolsssssssssss

9jadelta: Everything na sub standard

Chinese phone
Chinese car
Chinese weekend
Chinese girlfriend
Now Chinese lion
Chei

which kin chinese girl friend,neva hear am.........lol

amiskurie: CHINESE WONDER
This is a very cheap fraud.maybe they thought the dog'smouth was perfectly sealed or they just had never use their brains at all.
the second pic is the tibetan mastiff that was portrayed as african lion.
-I wouldn't blame the zoo much if this happens in the USA,cos they are ignorant on african matters or should I say"dumb".

Dump is the right word to use,lol.

iamswizz: *Yawns*





Make i dey go my winch meeting abeg, time don reach

hnnmmmmmmmmm,winch meeting ? Guy u too funny oooooooooooooo. So u b winch na wetin be ya position for winch group ? but by d way wetin be una winch name I wan know.............lol

iamswizz: *Yawns*





Make i dey go my winch meeting abeg, time don reach

hnnmmmmmmmmm,winch meeting ? Guy u too funny oooooooooooooo. but by d way wetin be una winch name I wan know.............lol

Reuben.Abati:
You no dey use eyes read good news abi? Na so so crisis you prefer.

Aboki Gwongworo!

Its true I heard d multiple plast around after nine and there casualties from good sources that live at sabongari.

SimonAndal:
Y U Do Dis, Nonso? Y U So Blond?
Y U Do Dis, Nonso? Y U So Died?
Y U Do Dis, Nonso? Y U Luk Like Heath Ledger on set?
Y U Do Dis, OP? Y U So Villageboi?
Y U Do Dis, Mod? Y U Tantalize Me So?
Y U Do Dis, SimonAndal? Y U Get Wood?
Y U Dis Dis, SimonAndal? Y U Fap?

Hnmmmm,SimonAndal d choirmaster now now u don compose song............u too much oooh. Abeg na which choir u dey make come join I can sing solo I swear.........lol........funny dude. come oooo I think we need to form nairaland choir,abi how u see am ? I go join............

Pedagogue: 1.It is quite possible that this 'dream' is the figment of the imagination of d dreamer...


2.It is also possible that there is nothing called heaven and hell!!!

One thing is however clear, No.1 and 2 are two different things.
We can decide to believe No. 1 or not!
But No.2 carries with it a weight no one should ever pay - HELL!!!

Many believe that there is no hell and no heaven! But friends, what if there is? Is it not risky to live one's life thinking there is no hell and die to find out there is!


And again, many disregard d heaven& hell 'theory' cos no one can say with scientific certainty that there will be RAPTURE...

But friends,lets attempt to answer this by looking at it from this angle- is death not similar to rapture? Since no one knows the date and time of both, is this not a significant relationship? Once a person is dead, that marks the person's 'rapture' from earth!! D subsequent ascension to heaven/hell of dead saints/ sinners after the blowing of d trumpet is only symbolic.
Once a person is dead, he/she cannot amend his ways-so, he/she will be judged based on how he lived his life b4 d time of death. The same also applies to people that are not dead before the trumpet is blown- they will be judged based on their actions as at d time of d blaring of d trumpet.

One curious thing about this heaven and Hell theory is that d 2 major religions (Xtianity and Islam) both believe in Heaven and hell!!!

D sum total of my post is - Let us live right in order to make heaven!!! Believe me, I'm a serial sinner...arguably worse than most ppl here...! But when it comes to heaven/hell topics/thoughts, I find it difficult to accept any suggestion of going to hell! Oh Lord, I really want to make heaven. Create in me a clean heart that will fulfill your heaven 'visa' requirements. All I need is HIs GRaCE.

Get to know Jesus pls it is very important brother.

kai I don win today na me be 1st to komment...........

rill: In my next post, amma sy sumthing more sensible. I no even read am sef, Just needed to secure this position.

Comment to first!!! yeye boi,very funny though just to be 1st to comment,dem dash u money?

Tolexander: Whaoh!

Picture of when men were boys!

Seems basketmouth no sabi anything like slimfitting or he intentionally sewed the shirt like that in case he starts becoming bigger.

The shirt stood on him just like a condom on an impotent.

Chei see mouth abeg,see how u come finish am kai nairalanders....lol.

Kai,this man ehn hmmmmmmmmmm I don dey like am small small I swear.......d man no wan old lai lai. see big tym swaggs

Tee-gurlee.:
Shey una don hear?She talk say she no b former actress o,she b actress which means she go stil dey act. D woman dey protect her ministry make dem no pour sand 4 her garium.

hahahahahahahahah.........can't stop laffin ooooooooooo

olaric: In as much as I wouldn't want to criticise you based on what you wear; maybe you should reconsider certain things that tend to send wrong signals to unbelievers.

No unbeliever will take you serious if you keep flashing those coloured long nails, tight and skin-curve revealing trousers, and unholy hair styles.

Do all things to glorify God!

God bless you sir. Not all that say Lord,Lord will inherit the kingdom of God,except those that do the will of the Father.....and by their fruits you shall know them . Even the devil quotes the scripture very well,even more than the believers do...so be warn please....

sexymoma: Nigerians: Sexy, Hardworking, Smart, Supportive,Gentle but rough in bed, Generous, Handsome and so so Romantic... I Swear, why do you think Yvonne Nelson and Nadia Buari are trying hard to die under Nigerian Guys. I Love Them Plenty.

I be Naija man,where u dey stay ? I kinda feel ya swagg babes...............

face implant,she'd have gone under the knife i bliv.

chei: Come to think of it, na pesin mama be this o.

Imagine say na your mama picture boys dey use masturbatê day and night and men wey wan fûck your mama reach 1 million. Abeg no be me o

hhahahahahaha..God bless you chei,u talk d truth somebodi mama man dey take fantasize, dey mastubates infact.............well said man.

chei: Come to think of it, na pesin mama be this o.

Imagine say na your mama picture boys dey use masturbatê day and night and men wey wan fûck your mama reach 1 million. Abeg no be me o

hhahahahahaha..God bless you chei,u talk d truth somebodi mama man dey take fantasize, dey mastubates infact.............well said man.

iheneme: I 'gree say Omotola na confirmed otepu, but the photoshop help re-arrange her. No be so Omotola fresh for real life oo. Na so I go studio the other day make them snap me, omo when I go collect my piksho na so the photographer done use photoshop redesign me, the piksho come make me fresh by force.

Very funny you,piksho......lol can't stop laffin wallahi gaskiya.