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Try slapping and calling her a cheap LovePeddler while you make out.

A lot of women are into masochism but too pretentious to admit it. Degrade her and watch how wet she will get for you.

Cmanforall:
Abuja Office- Office of the President
Calabar Office- Office of vice president 1
Lagos Office- Office of Vice president 2

How's this different from regional government?
Kuku scrap the federation once & for all

Celebrity worship
Being respectful once you sense I have money
Getting caught cheating
"I can never work for anybody"
Getting married while broke
Being religious
Using latest slangs when you speak
Hating someone because someone told you to
Equating social media followers to status
Turning around while making a video (female)
Spending 30m+ to japa
Having more than 3 children
Debating CR7 vs Messi

These are not actors.
Real actors act roles that display varied human personalities like Denzel Washington, Tom Hanks, Christian Bale, George Clooney, Adrien Brody, Al Pacino & co.

The guys you listed are martial artists.
Robots in robotic roles without personality


This is why they will NEVER be nominated for a Best Actor Academy award.

josephine123:
Those animals are unarguably looking so much alike ... Person wey kill something know wetin e kill..


May be civet, may be small hyena,... Person wey kill am say hyena..

Madam Bold Ignoramus, that is not a hyena.
Where was it written that whoever kills an animal can name it whatever except in The Handbook for Illiterates?

So if your illiterate husband names the animal a pig I have to throw away my education and follow his empty brain to call it a pig??


This is exactly why the guy above is advising you that school is not scam. Enroll for adult education today.

See people wey I dey share country with.
How can anybody question the white man when they say our average IQ is 67?


Spits*

Bump
It's happening

Buhari will officially reject Tinubu today

josephine123:
U re the one obviously saying gibberish right now, u just want us to know that there is an animal called palm civet.


Look at the size and the tail, how is it palm civet??

Stop being ignorant
It might not be a palm civet but that's a civet

Hyenas are not this small plus no man alive can kill an adult hyena with his bare hands. It should be the other way around.

Do you remember these threads last year?

https://www.nairaland.com/8175124/northern-apc-cpc-anpp-pull

https://www.nairaland.com/8177366/re-northern-apc-pulling-out

Check all my threads

The ones that haven't come true are just a matter of time.
Good night.

Already predicted this last year
Tinubu is cooked & smoked

Do you remember these threads last year?

https://www.nairaland.com/8175124/northern-apc-cpc-anpp-pull

https://www.nairaland.com/8177366/re-northern-apc-pulling-out

Already predicted this since last year
Tinubu is cooked

Do you remember these threads last year?

https://www.nairaland.com/8175124/northern-apc-cpc-anpp-pull

https://www.nairaland.com/8177366/re-northern-apc-pulling-out

Seyi Tinubu nee Ojukwu

I predicted this last year
Agbado zombies attacked me
Una go cry tire next year
Just wait

Do you remember these threads last year?

https://www.nairaland.com/8175124/northern-apc-cpc-anpp-pull

https://www.nairaland.com/8177366/re-northern-apc-pulling-out

The same reason white men keep flocking to Africa - to free the primitive savages and introduce them to civilization


Simple

Preeq reset does damage to a woman's brain
This is why Annie checked into rehab after years of Idibia pounding.

Natasha will eventually check into rehab when 2Face is done with her.

Hahahaha

All the juicy positions to the south west
EFCC, IGP, CBN, Defence, COAS, GMDs, DGs, Comptroller & juicy ministries

While south east have ministers of states for dead portfolios, MDs and SSAPs (whatever the hell that is)



Tinubu is a bloody criminal
100% fact

Hahahaha

All the juicy positions to the south west
EFCC, IGP, CBN, Defence, COAS, GMDs, DGs, Comptroller & juicy ministries

While south east have ministers of states for dead portfolios, MDs and SSAPs (whatever the hell that is)



Tinubu is a bloody criminal
Take it to the fucking bank!

RhodaFa:
Kamoru Ojo

Half of Tinubu's votes in 2027 will come from prisons

Hahahaha

Wike will save you
He's the FCT minister


Let's see if Wike & Tinubu will defy the same Supreme court that he was preaching to Fubara to respect

[quote author=samuel9000 post=134876500]Idiots.... when are u going to wake up from ur evil dream[/quote]Tinubu will return to Nigeria after the protests and Shiites massacre. I dare him to return before then.

I triple dare Tinubu

Remember when Buhari left Nigeria briefly and handed over to Osinbajo?

Yep.
Nigeria almost burned and Osinbajo was blamed for it.

Back then it looked like Buhari left and Osinbajo couldn't handle Nigeria. Osinbajo was incompetent. "Buhari left & the structure collapsed" was the narrative.

Tinubu tried that move on Shettima last week knowing that;
-Natasha would wipe the floor with Akpabio & Bello
-Labour party was going to win at the Supreme court & there was nothing he could do
-Rivers state allocation would be embezzled
-The US Embassy would oppose the Edo elections tribunal
-Naira would crash to N1600
-Bello Turji would kill 12 for fun
-Ozigbo would be betrayed in Anambra
-April7 nationwide protests would rock Nigeria tomorrow
-Shiites would be massacred in Abuja tomorrow

Loss after premium losses for the so called strategist


Tinubu knew all these and cleverly tried to disappear and act like it happened while he was away and Shettima is incapable of governance. Shettima, being a wiseguy, also conjured an impromptu event to attend in Senegal the next day.

Right now, they are competing for who will return first.



Now why is this important you may wonder?
Tinubu is known to betray his deputies and subordinates. Remember Femi Pedro? Kofoworola Bucknor-Akerele? Fashola? Ambode? Osinbajo? Aregbesola? And soon, Sanwo-Olu?

These guys did nothing wrong.
Tinubu is good at blackmailing people once he is done using them. He looks for a slip up and uses it to fortify his baseless accusations before dropping the hammer on them.

This week would have been his flimsy reason to replace Shettima for 2027 but Shettima one-upped him this time.

Tinubu will try again.
Watch out.

Done deal
It's just a matter of time

Wike knows too.
Did you see Wike shaking like a leaf at the airport yesterday? Tinubu barely acknowledged him too.


Tinubu has checkmated Wike & Wike is now at his mercy. Wike is shitting his pants as his situation is worse than Fubara's. Once Tinubu sacks Wike as FCT minister (which he will), he is dead & buried.

When it happens, Wike will be persona non grata.
No placement with neither ruling nor opposition.


Wike's situation will be worse than Oshopikin's.

[quote author=AdolfHitlerxXx post=134829956]

I am one of the many Yoruba men gang banging your wife.

Don't worry, she will settle me for services rendered. No receipts [/quote]Are you driving offline today to recoup yesterday's mega losses?

AdolfHitlerxXx:
Them don pound am like fufu tire

Your monthly profit don finish for Falomo last night.
How you go take settle Oga now?

Sanwo-Olu did nada.

Tinubu is a known Af0nja betrayer that uses and dumps people. He is looking for what to nail Sanwo-Olu with so that he does not "owe" Sanwo-Olu when he leaves office. Another reason is that Tinubu is afraid Sanwo-Olu might influence someone other than his own stooge (Seyi? Jandor?) to succeed him in office.

Tinubu tried did this same stunt with Fashola & Ambode. It didn't fully work with Fashola because he is a SAN and smarter than Tinubu in that regard.

Same is happening to Wike now. Tinubu has checkmated Wike & Wike is now at his mercy. Wike is shitting his pants as his situation is worse than Fubara's. Once Tinubu sacks Wike as FCT minister (which he will), he is dead & buried.


Tinubu first came with a bogus EFCC investigation on Sanwo before switching to pin the Obasa v Assembly mess on Sanwo. When those didn't work, he has now created a "Achimugu funds to Atiku & Obi campaigns" excuse. All these baseless allegations have ZERO proof and even if Achimugu funded Atiku & Obi, how is that a crime? Is a civillian no longer free to donate to whoever she wants?

The woman fled not because she is guilty but because she knows she will never get justice from Tinubu's pocketed judiciary like Natasha, Nnamdi Kanu & Fubara.


Tinubu is a paranoid, old, senile despot that wants to clinch power at all costs.


He is afraid of losing his dictatorship status in Lagos & wants to stain Sanwo-Olu so that his influence on his successor will reduce. This is why cowardice in a man never pays.


What Sanwo-Olu needs to do now is to start exposing holes in Tinubu. If Tinubu pushes him to the wall, Sanwo-Olu should expose a shady Lagos deal involving Tinubu or a shady deal from Tinubu's administration so that if he goes down, both go down.

This is necessary because even if he survives this witchhunt and allows Tinubu's stooge to succeed him, the stooge will launch a fake investigation on Sanwo-Olu's administration & discover "fraud" which Sanwo-Olu will not be able to fight.


As it stands, Ambode is in a better position than Sanwo-Olu & Wike.

Moral of the story: Never dine with the Devil.

Good day

Blessinglynda:
You are very stupid to have said this.
idiot

Bolt Economy driver

RichBoy247:
This one is suffering from generational curse

Bolt Economy driver