tommyex:

Yaradua goes to the gym daily

(hey Tiny dies welcome oo,as u in New guy?u seem cool so far )

Why can't old men run as fast as the young 1s

thanks fore your hospitality.
how many non Nigerians have ever ruled Naija

because how can a non Nigeria rule us.

LOST BUT FOUND. i just found a memory card.


what do you have?

don't you be that fast to judge gal

pls whatever means what?

i love peace but i cant make it.

what do you have

Naija*gal:

@mishooo you're lepa yourself so don't forget that!
@tiny_dices,don't let me dice u up into even tinier pieces
so your not the last person to post hurr u heard?
@somze,now u's acting like a man

my dice is to tiny to be diced. Naija gal d reason why you are lepa is that,

i have a metal G-string

what do you have?

because i am a lover of animals YES.

are u happy we have a northerner as a president?

all the gals are no where to be found cos i am the last to post here.

i have an enhancing cream

what do you have?

yes.

but please what is the meaning of naive?

anongal:

ok modups . sori o that maureen chick has been drivin me crazy.rarely watch big because of her. the girl is so empty so dumb gosh not being hard on her but i suspect she is not ok up ther.

guy you are right i hope other gals in her country are not like that, if they are i cant see a future in them.

coolkaboom:

although conventional African wisdom might disagree, i think it is highly essential.i just got out of a collosally catastrophic relationship with a real grade A jezebel. it had all the makings of a bad naija home video script and i feel like such a sucker for ever proposing marriage et al. it took just 2 months of co-habiting for the real-she to come out.women, or men, can only pretend for so long before the truth must come out in their actions.

for me i think it is important but due to tradition let us just make it a weekend thing Friday to Sunday or Monday morning.

i have only one ball

what do you have?

Hey, ibadan is a nice place i am not from ibadan but i was born there, i was not raised there sha but i still go there
that town is cool compare to lagos