Politics › Re: I’m Not Behind Documentary On Jonathan, Patience And Alison-madueke — Saraki by tinyfela: 8:44pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Politics is really a dirty game...  anywayz owl city in a bit.... |
Jokes Etc › Re: Checkout This Nigerian Partern Of 2bedroom Flat. by tinyfela: 8:27pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Those of una wey dy laugh.... ...like una house better pass am....fake ass people... |
Jokes Etc › Re: Picture Of How A Girl Sleep When In Her Boo's House And When At Home by tinyfela: 8:24pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
How is this funny now? |
Education › Re: ::: Funny Ways Nigerian Students Cheat During An Examination::: ( Pics) by tinyfela: 4:58pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Lol... ..if ur not giulty raise up your hand  |
Crime › Re: I Was Shot By A Policeman Because Of #100 by tinyfela: 4:47pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
Oboi....what's this nau...he shot d guy coz of H...ordinary H.... Na wa o... Make I catch all those children wey dem pale na cop first... |
Family › Re: 10 Things A Woman Must Never Do To Her Husband by tinyfela: 4:38pm On Mar 13, 2015 |
*yawns* tell me something else....ave seen this like a thousand trillion times.....  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United vs Arsenal: FA Cup (1 - 2) On 9th March 2015 by tinyfela: 10:12pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
Wellbeck for me jo... Straight win for me jo! Bleep man u! Muh fuckers! |
Career › Re: 20 Ways To Improve The Quality Of Your Life by tinyfela: 8:07pm On Mar 09, 2015 |
felibrain: As humans we all want a good life but the question becomes how do I improve the quality of my life? The quality of your life largely depends on your day to day activities. Let's quickly run through some things you need to either start or stop doing to enjoy a better life. WARNING : I will try to be as brief as possible but if I end up writing a long piece please take your time to read through. You didn't pay me for this, just read but if you don't read now a time will come when you may have to pay to read my writings. Lol it's not a threat.....
1. Stop procrastinating. Procrastination is one of the most effective weapons the devil has used and is still using to hold people down so as to steal what belongs to them. There are many ideas you may have conceived but laziness has not allowed you to put it to use, you keep saying today, tomorrow. Hmmmmmm. My brother/sister you will be poor ooo.
2. Stop living a loose life. At times I feel like crying when I see how carelessly some people live. How would a lady for heaven sake attend a birthday party, drink herself to stupor and lie down on the corner of the street till morning? Someone knows he is poor yet he wants to date and sleep with every girl around. Think about this.
3. Start celebrating other people's success. I know you understand this. There are people who just hate it when others make progress. They feel it should have been them. This habit has never and will never take you far.
4. Stop being an idiot. There are many forms of idiocy but here I'm referring to those who laugh over everything. They never take anything serious. You will die young ooo (not you).
5. Stop masturbating/watching pornography. This is not a religious write up hence I won't want to delve into whether masturbation or pornography is a sin or not. All I can tell you is that it reduces the quality of your life. Masturbation is addictive and ones you start you will begin to seek isolation at all times (so as to have full privacy to......). With time this isolation habit will translate to a low self esteem and a lack of confidence. This lack of confidence will affect every area of your life. Lest I forget you tend to loose memory easily.
6. Stop trying so hard to please everyone. I said this before. Most times that I have failed it was because I was trying to please one or more 'gods' Pleasing everyone will make you feel indebted to them as if your life depends on them. RUBBISH!
7. Don't make God your enemy. You are dead without God.....
8. Stop wasting your energy on relationship related matters. Seriously I'm guilty of this. I'm a guy who loves with all my being. Today I was just thinking of my woman in the vehicle and I felt like I heard a voice saying 'Felix if you start channeling all these your thoughts to business related issues you will be exceedingly rich. Why should you be wasting your energy?' unfortunately for me I just can't stop but I'm telling you to. Lol.
9. Stop smoking weed. You will die young.
10. Stop sleeping around. If you are a guy I know your semen won't dry up neither will your clitoris cut as a female but whether you want to believe it or not, every sex out of wedlock will culminate in curses and misfortunes.
11. Never stop learning. Unfortunately for this part of the world (Africa) we live in a society where many people walk about with big heads but dead brains. How will Africa develop? The day you stop learning that day you die. I perceive I will be a very 'wicked' father because I will prepare a learning journal for my children where they must write down what new thing they learn daily. Seem like I'm asking you to be my child. But seriously, go learn a skill. There are things which I reluctantly learned online but they are earning me plenty of money today.
12. Let your YES be YES and your NO be NO..
13. Learn to give freely but don't give to please, give to assist and you will be blessed.
14. Think big. If I tell you that nations will gather to listen to me don't laugh at me, I'm only thinking big. The difference between the rich and the poor is their way of thinking and not the money. Within the period when Dantata gave Dangote 5k to start a business I'm sure that there are poor people today who had 10k in those days.
15. Be creative. Do you know why MTN and Etisalat is still in business? They roll out new plans everyday to tempt you to spend more. That's creativity!
16. Be teachable. I was telling some youths the other day that anytime you stop being teachable you will stop being amiable and when you stop being amiable you loose favour. Personally I easily hate people who feel they know.
17. Build your self esteem. Maybe this is a topic for another day but just know that no body will carry you higher than you carry yourself. As a lady it will be irresponsible for you to respond to any guy who calls you on the street by saying SSSSS, SSSSS. Is that your name? Yet you turn because you are desperate for a husband. Lol. For the guys Hmmmmmm. If you see a girl you want but you can't even walk up to her to at least strike up a good conversation, man you need some cane. Even on Facebook, if I chat with you on 3 occasions and in each you replied me with k and 5n or tnx, babe you don go be that ooo. Or you came for an interview and you are shivering, no work for you.
18. Care for your parents. You will enjoy life.
19. Don't be too desperate. Naturally when people notice you are desperate for something they derive more pleasure in denying your request. I'm not saying you shouldn't lobby for that huge contract oooo because if you go broke i won't be there.
20. Learn to say thank you and to apologise when you are wrong.
Did I touch any part of your life with this? Say No at your own risk...... |
Christianity Etc › Re: A Male Campus Pastor Paying Female Members Personal Visitation."alone"....ok?? by tinyfela: 4:00pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Ya its called a "HOLY VISIT"  |
Christianity Etc › Re: A Male Campus Pastor Paying Female Members Personal Visitation."alone"....ok?? by tinyfela: 4:00pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Ya its called "HOLY VISITING" |
Christianity Etc › Re: How Famous Nigerian Pastors Met And Wooed Their Wives by tinyfela: 3:50pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Just 45mins ....choi....  |
Sports › Re: Nedum Onuoha Left With Nasty Cut By Teammate (pics) by tinyfela: 3:10pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Bruv its no big deal...in the streets I get fractured bones ,cuts, and hamstring injury buh I still get my hat trick  |
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia's Distress Jeans For An Interview In Abuja by tinyfela: 2:43pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
sunkyrazzy: I think she is getting fatter nd gradually loosing all those sexy body she's got! nd d jean does not even look good on her;looks like she about to take up a PSP job!  bad belle ha!  |
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia's Distress Jeans For An Interview In Abuja by tinyfela: 2:42pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Dope swag.... Wifey wid ah deadly swag....me likey... |
Jokes Etc › Re: Could Anyone Tell Me Where Mr President Is Going In This Picture by tinyfela: 2:23pm On Mar 08, 2015 |
Jona just dy taunt buhari....lol...  |
Celebrities › Re: Mikel Obi And Russian Girlfriend Share Cute Selfie by tinyfela: 11:03am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Airforce1: my Biafran brother repping us well
God bless republic of biafra you high on steroids or wah?.. Wetin concern biafra and selfie...na wa o |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Shocking!!!!end Time Church Business (see Photo) by tinyfela: 10:09am On Mar 08, 2015 |
Rev King junior brother  |
Car Talk › Re: Funny Names Nigerians Give To Cars by tinyfela: 9:45pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
Vovo GL 750 ambulance  |
Celebrities › Re: Nigerians Blast Seyi Shay On Twitter For Meeting GEJ In A Too Revealing Outfit by tinyfela: 6:32am On Mar 03, 2015 |
Well I be dammed...that's niger for you...u can't see obama with anyhow celebrities |