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CrimeRe: Lagos Police Arrest Ex-Convict, Gatekeeper For Stealing $20,000 (Picture) by tiswell(m): 5:20am On Aug 01, 2024
Akwa Ibom people are not criminals,this is a mixed bred sad
PhonesRe: My Whatsapp Refuses To Pass This Phase, Pls Help/picture by tiswell(m): 11:12pm On Jul 30, 2024
Goan protest
RomanceRe: Dear Men, Don't Corrupt Your Bloodline. by tiswell(m): 10:59pm On Jul 30, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
I said it before that before you marry a lady, go into her household and ask questions about her grandmother and her mother.

I'm not kidding, if a lady's grandmother left her matrimonial home, and her mother also left her matrimonial home. The odds are high that lady will also leave her matrimonial home.

That's why I always advocate making money as a man. When you are rich, you have many options to choose from. I wonder how many rich men end up settling down with nonsense.
Lemme tell you something, virginity has nothing to do with character.

A virgin girl can be as polite or impolite the same way a community road can be polite or impolite. As a matter of fact, a virgin girl is more innocent, loyal and can easily bond with a man.

Do you know why many girls are very irresponsible and sexually undisciplined these days? It's because of their mother. A lion beget lion, dogs beget dogs.
It's almost likely that a woman who gets married as a non virgin will also give birth to girls that'll marry as non-virgins. Dogs beget dogs.
A sexually undisciplined woman will birth kids that are sexually undisciplined.

I come from a royal bloodline, and right from childhood my father had imprinted it in my subconscious mind that anyone from my lineage must not marry a community road. The same way we can't give a community road to any man in marriage. We can't afford to corrupt this bloodline.

And thru hardwork and good parenting. All my sisters got married as virgins. Solu Alan nobi Kareem

Don't let anybody deceive you that virginity doesn't guarantee a smooth marriage. Bro! If a virgin who has a clean slate coudn't give you peace of mind, do you expect it from a community road with lots of baggages and garbages and return legs from exes?

Also, don't let anyone deceive you that there are no virgins again. Bro! There are virgins everywhere in Nigeria but most of the time, they are always in the bodies that you least expect them. I've met more than 20, 20+ y/o ladies who were indeed virgins.

Don't corrupt your bloodlines with a dirty thing in the name of a wife.
Once you meet a community road that's not a virgin. Run thru her and dump her. Let her go marry the man that took her virginity.

Scientifically this is proven. There is something called dopamine receptor. If you've got a wife who enjoys sexual indiscipline. Your kids may inherit the receptors and start sleeping around too. Please think about your kids before going on with that community shield.
Don't worry about them, broke men will marry them.

BTW, I can give you tips on how to locate virgins.

Enchanté
Op,I endorse this post with two live goats.

Odds are not usually favorable to a man who married a non virgin.
Worse of them all are single momas

Jobs/VacanciesRe: How I Was Embarrassed This Morning By A Neighbour by tiswell(m): 9:51pm On Jul 30, 2024
GentleLaw:
See this iddiot who knows nothing but tribalism. Fyi, I'm living very fine and never lacked any good thing in life, even till this moment.
Why are you telling us,who asked you?
CelebritiesRe: When I Started Making Skits, You Were Not Born Yet – Emmanuella Tells Peller by tiswell(m): 2:55pm On Jul 30, 2024
But that's true
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Zion And Chinwe Kiss (Photos) by tiswell(m): 9:21pm On Jul 29, 2024
This distraction won't work




#endbadgovernancenow
PoliticsRe: It Is Risky For Faceless People To Lead Protests – Dele Momodu Warns Protesters by tiswell(m): 7:44pm On Jul 26, 2024
9iceprince:
Baba re ni oloriburuku, once someone is not in your support you change it to cursing the fellow.Foolish Zombie
omo ale jati jati
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Increases Armed Forces Pension By 20% by tiswell(m): 10:37am On Jul 26, 2024
We know what he did there
PoliticsRe: It Is Risky For Faceless People To Lead Protests – Dele Momodu Warns Protesters by tiswell(m): 9:40pm On Jul 25, 2024
9iceprince:
Bode George and Obasanjo talks like typical Igbo man right coz they supported your candidate…Fool of the highest order
Joke is on you, oloriburuku sombody.
FamilyRe: Cooking: Why Do Some Nigerian Wives Do This? by tiswell(m): 3:20pm On Jul 25, 2024
TheWinterBird:
Me that loves to cook. I feel bad for my future husband. Na to drag me away from the kitchen everyday.
easier said...
PropertiesRe: Building Collapses At Arowojobe Estate in Maryland, Lagos; 5 Dead (Photos) by tiswell(m): 2:37pm On Jul 25, 2024
Stephaniegold:
Hope no casualties huh
courtesy demands you read first,comprehend and then comment sad
PoliticsRe: It Is Risky For Faceless People To Lead Protests – Dele Momodu Warns Protesters by tiswell(m): 2:01pm On Jul 25, 2024
Technically,the masses,who are bonafide citizens are faceless.

Being 'faceless" doesn't stop citizens from exercising their fundamental rights in the face of so much hardship and hunger.




Dele talks as a typical yeruba man

Foreign AffairsRe: Israeli Military Recovers Five Hostages' Bodies In Gaza by tiswell(m): 1:14pm On Jul 25, 2024
Death to terrorists.


Rip to the dead isreali hostages





Glory to Isreal!!!
PoliticsRe: Not Every Employer Is To Pay N70000 Minimum Wage, Akpabio erred - The Cable by tiswell(m): 9:37am On Jul 25, 2024
Parable007:
First ask, Will all governors pay the 70k? Before private businesses.
I doubt governors like soludo of Anambra will
PoliticsRe: Not Every Employer Is To Pay N70000 Minimum Wage, Akpabio erred - The Cable by tiswell(m): 9:36am On Jul 25, 2024
Houseontherock1:
Please don't blame Akpabio...he's a typical Nigerian polithiefcian with little or no knowledge of the laws of the country they rule over...even the so-called lawyers among them undecided

As for companies with fewer than 25 employees who rake in millions in profit, they usually pay their few employees well undecided
Akpabio is un.fortunately,a lawyer also sad
PoliticsRe: Not Every Employer Is To Pay N70000 Minimum Wage, Akpabio erred - The Cable by tiswell(m): 9:32am On Jul 25, 2024
Man be sniffing cow dung since ascending the No 3 position in naija
PoliticsRe: Threatening Those Planning To Protest Won’t Work – Falana Warns FG by tiswell(m): 9:30am On Jul 25, 2024
MichaelSokoto:
Simple & short!

d more u threaten d hungry & angry masses, d more angrier & agitated dey are becoming!

Since dis week in south south here, more ppl are calling into radio programs swearing to partake in d peaceful protest, so it has gradually become most southerners decision now, not only d Northerners!




Who wants to stay indoors & be killed by hunger like a coward?
is it not better u come out wit ur full chest & die wit dignity than bn killed like fowl in ur house wit ordinary hunger?


Bring fuel back to #165 pls!
Scrap senate!
All legislators shld earn same minimum wage as Labour, scrap their allowances!
Thoroughly investigate & audit NNPC and their ogas!
angry
TV/MoviesRe: Netflix Increases Subscription Price By 40% In Nigeria by tiswell(m): 1:52pm On Jul 24, 2024
MuMuOnBail:
Na wa ooo



They should increase it by 200% angry

Netflix and all those satellite TV stations are making Nigerians youths, mostly the ladies now very jobless.

Imagine a lady I brought home to spend the weekend with me, spent the whole weekend watching Netflix, E!, Zee-world and those rubbish telemundo channels. She was even confused while switching channels because she just wanted to watch everything. She was just switching channels every 2 minutes.

This big a*ss Idoma Gwarimpa girl, left everything for my House help and house cook to do during the day, And was so f*cking lazy during our Straffing moment, She could'nt even suck my Balls properly angry angry

I am missing my favourite side Chick Ijeoma cry cry
Ijeoma I miss you alot cry cry cry
Ijeoma if you don't return back to Abuja on Friday, I will travel to Imo and bring you back myself or I will hire herdsmen to kidnap you and bring to me cry cry cry



PLEASE COME BACK, BIG DADDY IS MISSING YOU
You really are a clo.wn.
PoliticsRe: Shelve Protest, Give Me More Time: Tinubu begs youths amid Aug planned protest by tiswell(m): 4:52pm On Jul 23, 2024
shocked sad
FashionRe: Chidimma Adetshina Makes Top 13 Of Miss South Africa 2024, Faces Backlash by tiswell(m): 4:16pm On Jul 23, 2024
Igbos





Blessed everywhere dey are👍
Foreign AffairsRe: Trump's Assassination Attempt: US Secret Service Director, Cheatle Resigns by tiswell(m): 3:59pm On Jul 23, 2024
Working government
Foreign AffairsRe: I Know Trump's Type: Harris Lashes Out At Trump During Her First Campaign by tiswell(m): 3:50pm On Jul 23, 2024
Small lamala nyash just deu shake grin
PoliticsRe: 180 Reps Members Adopt Hon. Aguocha’s Motion Seeking Nnamdi Kanu’s Release by tiswell(m): 11:47am On Jul 23, 2024
Ohamadike is a brave biafran.




Only fools will think otherwise
CelebritiesRe: Dakore Denies Being Godswill Akpabio's Side Chic (Video) by tiswell(m): 10:57am On Jul 23, 2024
Beverlyjean:
These evil women love for money is part of the reason our country is sinking faster than the titanic ship ... men will steal to satisfy a woman that they want.... imagine how much of our resources is pumped into these women .... any politician that's arrested for corruption, all the women that benefited from him financially should also be arrested and sent to jail .... so as yahoo ... this is one sure way to slow down illegal acts and prostitution
keep kwayet,and stop displaying ya jealousy.

Ya broke bofren wen dey knack you for little or no benefits,yet you dey drag babes wen get high sexual value with the elite political class sad


You need upgrade
CelebritiesRe: Moment Cubana Chief Priest's Hand Was "Itching" Him To Spray Money At An Event by tiswell(m): 10:29am On Jul 23, 2024
OboOlora:
Mschewwwwwww, money launderer just like most Igbo men.
is that why your yeruba brodas are incredibly lazy wink tongue



No food for a lazy man
CelebritiesRe: Moment Cubana Chief Priest's Hand Was "Itching" Him To Spray Money At An Event by tiswell(m): 10:27am On Jul 23, 2024
'Money na water"
PoliticsRe: Dangote Refinery Should Be Fully Supported - Peter Obi by tiswell(m): 10:03am On Jul 23, 2024
Well said,my president 👋
PoliticsRe: Mob Attacks Kano Lawmaker, Abdul-Majid Umar, At Event Attended By Bayero by tiswell(m): 9:58am On Jul 23, 2024
North and attacks are one and the same
PoliticsRe: FG Pledges Judicious Use Of ₦‎6.2 Trillion Extra-Budgetary Expenditure by tiswell(m): 6:54am On Jul 23, 2024
Story story
Foreign AffairsRe: What Happens Next Now That Biden Has Dropped Out? by tiswell(m): 9:38am On Jul 22, 2024
He should rest,mend his ways and get ready to join his ance.stors
PhonesRe: What Non Samsung Users Can Never Know. by tiswell(m): 4:12am On Jul 22, 2024
MSN1:
Simple, straightforward and short.

I have been a Samsung core user and lover for more than 15 years and i must say this;
If u are not using a Samsung phone, then your phone is not truly smart!.

Mehn, d ruggedness, dopeness and sleekness of Samsungs is 2nd to none.

Though a lot may complain about their screens and parts being expensive but, it worth every penny spent on it!.

The kind of water, fall and ruggedness that my Samsungs has survived is out of this world!.

And to think there are cheap variants of the brand and a lot are still lost in fake and sub standard devices @exorbitant prices, is VERY funny!.

I LOVE Samsung, its my brand for life!

God bless the brain behind their DOPE creativity.
Op,I endorse this post with 2 live goats.

Samsung rocks!!!

Christianity EtcRe: Rev. Fr. Linus Okwu Flogs Women, Choir Members In Enugu Catholic Diocese by tiswell(m): 8:47pm On Jul 20, 2024
RoyalBlu:
I don't even blame the priest.

Kneel down, you kneel down! Come chop flogging on top.

God forbid bad thing. My gentility nor reach that side.
You would fight him?

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