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Romance › Re: My Fiancée's Family Is Insisting On Court Wedding by tiswell(m): 12:28pm On Aug 29, 2024
advanceDNA:
Lol....see funny threat.....will name change make her love you or die for you....who cares about name change in 2024....

As long as ur kids bear your name....if wife like make she bear tinubu name
I support this wisdom with two live goats🐐 🐐



No one cares about name change,when the children bears your name.

Politics › Re: NLC President, Joe Ajaero Honours Police Invitation (Photos) by tiswell(m): 12:20pm On Aug 29, 2024
Solidarity for ever!!!
Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF Retrieves Bodies Of Six Israeli Hostages Overnight(photos) by tiswell(m): 9:25am On Aug 20, 2024
RIP,umu chineke
Sports › Re: “I Almost Killed Myself When My Wife Left” – Idah Peterside by tiswell(m): 5:40pm On Aug 16, 2024
francissmithz:
As a man en,
No ever allow money finish for your hand. I know wetin I dey see now cry
May you not stay broke for long,comrade sad




This too shall pass!!!
Sports › Re: “I Almost Killed Myself When My Wife Left” – Idah Peterside by tiswell(m): 5:37pm On Aug 16, 2024
Namaster:
Society has DAMAGED a lot of men.

When men get married, society FORCES them to make their wives the Alpha and Omega of their lives. They CAJOLE men to make their wives the CENTRE OF GRAVITY in their lives.

Men put their wives FIRST. Think of their wives FIRST. And make endless SACRIFICES to make them happy.

On the other hand, wives ALSO put themselves first. Think of THEMSELVES first. And DEMAND endless sacrifices from their husbands to make them happy.

Men need to understand:

Your life is like a BUILDING.

A woman, even your wife, must NEVER be the pillar of your life. Otherwise, get ready for the inevitable COLLAPSE.

Instead, a woman should be like a lightbulb. Makes the building nice and bright BUT if it goes out or gets spoilt or explodes, you just go out and REPLACE it.




Chikena.
Comrade,you nailed it.


I endorse this post with two live goats 🐐🐐

Agriculture › Re: New Era For Nigeria’s Economy As Shettima Moves To Restore Cotton Industry by tiswell(m): 3:26pm On Aug 16, 2024
Nonsense
Crime › Re: Seminarian Arrested For Defiling 10-Year-Old Girl In Anambra by tiswell(m): 9:52am On Aug 14, 2024
Fake news from lagos-ibadan express media

Another failed propaganda sad
Music/Radio › Re: D'Banj And Don Jazzy Preview The Entertainer Sequel (Video). by tiswell(m): 6:03pm On Aug 13, 2024
Aammee77:
This one later swallowed his pride and acknowledged that without Don Jazzy he'll keep making shitty music. SMH
An average SW'er is filled with arrogance and pride with over bloated ego.



Dbanj is no different
Crime › Re: How Anambra Journalist Survived Armed Men Attack, by tiswell(m): 9:54am On Aug 13, 2024
Proper investigation should be conducted,as it may be a case of business gone wrong
Romance › Re: Groom In Tears As He Walks Down The Aisle With His Bride (video) by tiswell(m): 7:35pm On Aug 09, 2024
Simp in tears as he walks down the aisle sad




Effeminate men everywhere sad


Tueh!
Fashion › Re: Chidimma Adetshina Withdraws From Miss South Africa Competition by tiswell(m): 2:14pm On Aug 08, 2024
SA are terrible people,blawdy black a.rse racists and hypocrites.
Autos › Re: What Are The Most Important Parts Of An Aircraft Carrier? - Photo by tiswell(m): 2:02pm On Aug 08, 2024
cool
Bluntguy:
Who dash monkey banana?
cool
Sports › Re: Can You Handle Football Like This Young Man? by tiswell(m): 1:59pm On Aug 08, 2024
His height defects won't let him make a good career in football
Romance › Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by tiswell(m): 1:32pm On Aug 08, 2024
Badmashiii:
Omo bro,as i went through your post on this thread i knew that i have to follow you. You're a cerified OG.

What you said is the reality of some girls out there.

Normally all girls like to do shakara or put up lil resistance when it comes to sex,but they are certain set of girls that never offer any form of resistance when a man demand for sex from her. They can never say NO even if the man is ugly as hell. Also, they're neither doing it for money.

These set of girls are suffering from lack of validation and self-esteem issues and are mostly product of single mothers or grew up with either an aunt or grandmother.

Basically,they grew up without experiencing true parental love and care. As they become adults, they seek for that care and love they lack during childhood mostly from men.

So when a man throw them the slightest attention and care and thereafter demanded for sex,they will feel obligated to grant him so as not to get him angry and withdraw his LOVE.

That's why we're advising men,becareful of wifing up any lady with numerous body counts as sometimes the reason for her looseness might be psycological.

Also,becareful of marrying any girl raised by a single mothe or the ones who do not have a good relationship with their fathers.

Hausa people always say: IN KUNNE YAJI JIKI YA TSIRA
You are wise
Romance › Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by tiswell(m): 1:28pm On Aug 08, 2024
Badmashiii:
Bro you fall my hand with this your comment. And all this while i was thinking you were a real OG.

You too of all monickers here fell for the lady's act.

She's doing all that only because she wants to get married to the OP,probably because he's well off or something.

Picture a lady at 28 with numerous bodycounts and not doing good financially...certainly not a girl with number of good suitors,right?


Op I'll advise you to abort mission and leave that girl the fu"ck alone.

By the way,stop comparing yourself to a lady. You're man for God's sake. You're the crown of creation. It's in your damn right to have a body count in the thousands and still DEMAND for a young fertile VIRGIN when you're ready to settle down. Never let anyone make you believe otherwise.
comrade,I endorse this awesome input with two live goats✌️

Romance › Re: What Do We Do About Body Count by tiswell(m): 1:21pm On Aug 08, 2024
ukaface:
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh
More than 30??

Aaaaaah
Mummy come and see o

Aaaah
Na like this Una Dey do?

Person wey get more than 30 Dey suspect person wey get less than 20😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
God Abeg oooo
Humans are funny
Virginity and body counts has no place in masculinity sad

Op is a blawdy Simp!
Celebrities › Re: Francis Duru's Son, Ifeanyi Is Dead by tiswell(m): 10:01am On Aug 08, 2024
Awww,Duru Nwanne m!



Chukwu okike Abiama kasie gi Obi,inula?
Food › Re: Bought Nice Big Tuber Of Yam Yesterday For 4000 Naira. Picture Inckuded by tiswell(m): 8:02pm On Aug 06, 2024
NSNO:
I bought 5 pcs of yam on Saturday for 4500
na potatoes 🥔🥔 you buy oga sad
Celebrities › Re: P'square Rudeboy Blasts Joe Igbokwe: “Elder Wey Mumu, Your Papa!” by tiswell(m): 10:29am On Aug 05, 2024
Ladiesdoctor:
Joe Igboekwe said the truth.

Success without brain should be Motto of the P square.
you with brain and unsuccessful, what's the usefulness of ya brain huh


No success without Brain,every successful person is wise,cos fools don't get successful
Christianity Etc › Re: Forbidden Sex-mates: 12 Sets Of People You Must Never Have Sex With by tiswell(m): 10:18am On Aug 04, 2024
MadamVanessa:
shocked

Thanks goodness, I mostly enjoyed self service with my sex gadgets. I have no time to meddle with humans
you are also part of it.


Self service is a SIN
Christianity Etc › Re: There Was Once A Land Called Sodom by tiswell(m): 10:12am On Aug 04, 2024
Imanih:
N1000 is like a million Naira to me right now, if you help, consider yourself saving a soul today, I will be so grateful. 8,0,7,3,5,3,9,2,6,8 Opay, Z.N.O
emilokan jagaban will send money to ya aza sad


Una never see something
Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin & Biden Welcome Home Released Prisoners At Their Various Airports (Photos) by tiswell(m): 5:03pm On Aug 02, 2024
The powers that be dem
Crime › Re: Abducted EKSU Professor Found Dead, DSS Reveals Kidnap Masterminds by tiswell(m): 5:31am On Aug 01, 2024
I hope his hands were clean sad
Celebrities › Re: Throwback Picture Of Onyeka Onwenu & Yvonne Chaka Chaka by tiswell(m): 5:30am On Aug 01, 2024
Rest in peace 🕊️



Igbos ans Nigeria really lost an icon.



May God console her children and family she left behind
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Arrest Ex-Convict, Gatekeeper For Stealing $20,000 (Picture) by tiswell(m): 5:20am On Aug 01, 2024
Akwa Ibom people are not criminals,this is a mixed bred sad
Phones › Re: My Whatsapp Refuses To Pass This Phase, Pls Help/picture by tiswell(m): 11:12pm On Jul 30, 2024
Goan protest
Romance › Re: Dear Men, Don't Corrupt Your Bloodline. by tiswell(m): 10:59pm On Jul 30, 2024
FRANCISTOWN:
I said it before that before you marry a lady, go into her household and ask questions about her grandmother and her mother.

I'm not kidding, if a lady's grandmother left her matrimonial home, and her mother also left her matrimonial home. The odds are high that lady will also leave her matrimonial home.

That's why I always advocate making money as a man. When you are rich, you have many options to choose from. I wonder how many rich men end up settling down with nonsense.
Lemme tell you something, virginity has nothing to do with character.

A virgin girl can be as polite or impolite the same way a community road can be polite or impolite. As a matter of fact, a virgin girl is more innocent, loyal and can easily bond with a man.

Do you know why many girls are very irresponsible and sexually undisciplined these days? It's because of their mother. A lion beget lion, dogs beget dogs.
It's almost likely that a woman who gets married as a non virgin will also give birth to girls that'll marry as non-virgins. Dogs beget dogs.
A sexually undisciplined woman will birth kids that are sexually undisciplined.

I come from a royal bloodline, and right from childhood my father had imprinted it in my subconscious mind that anyone from my lineage must not marry a community road. The same way we can't give a community road to any man in marriage. We can't afford to corrupt this bloodline.

And thru hardwork and good parenting. All my sisters got married as virgins. Solu Alan nobi Kareem

Don't let anybody deceive you that virginity doesn't guarantee a smooth marriage. Bro! If a virgin who has a clean slate coudn't give you peace of mind, do you expect it from a community road with lots of baggages and garbages and return legs from exes?

Also, don't let anyone deceive you that there are no virgins again. Bro! There are virgins everywhere in Nigeria but most of the time, they are always in the bodies that you least expect them. I've met more than 20, 20+ y/o ladies who were indeed virgins.

Don't corrupt your bloodlines with a dirty thing in the name of a wife.
Once you meet a community road that's not a virgin. Run thru her and dump her. Let her go marry the man that took her virginity.

Scientifically this is proven. There is something called dopamine receptor. If you've got a wife who enjoys sexual indiscipline. Your kids may inherit the receptors and start sleeping around too. Please think about your kids before going on with that community shield.
Don't worry about them, broke men will marry them.

BTW, I can give you tips on how to locate virgins.

Enchanté
Op,I endorse this post with two live goats.

Odds are not usually favorable to a man who married a non virgin.
Worse of them all are single momas

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Was Embarrassed This Morning By A Neighbour by tiswell(m): 9:51pm On Jul 30, 2024
GentleLaw:
See this iddiot who knows nothing but tribalism. Fyi, I'm living very fine and never lacked any good thing in life, even till this moment.
Why are you telling us,who asked you?
Celebrities › Re: When I Started Making Skits, You Were Not Born Yet – Emmanuella Tells Peller by tiswell(m): 2:55pm On Jul 30, 2024
But that's true
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Zion And Chinwe Kiss (Photos) by tiswell(m): 9:21pm On Jul 29, 2024
This distraction won't work




#endbadgovernancenow
Politics › Re: It Is Risky For Faceless People To Lead Protests – Dele Momodu Warns Protesters by tiswell(m): 7:44pm On Jul 26, 2024
9iceprince:
Baba re ni oloriburuku, once someone is not in your support you change it to cursing the fellow.Foolish Zombie
omo ale jati jati

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