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Truthsave:
Abeg make Una carry this una Aids go one side , if you zip up you won’t have aids

Are you sure you read the post?

Simply put, una just wan chop small from burna moni

Op e be like say you dey new for Abuja. I relocated to the city a few years back; omo I believe when I see cows de patrol asokoro, aswear. I've actually seen worse since, trust me

Lagos always on a front; nice one from this government

What has 2baba's family got to do with the kid's global standing? Whether wi...(Foolish)kid likes it or not, burna senior am internationally. Na only am get phone? Why davido no comment? Omoiyaalata always with excess venom to spit

brain54:
Oh sh*t...

I sw*ar. E been first be me like dream, baba

bukiah:
Radarada

Kai! Omo

So I was out on the streets, chilling with my guys somewhere in Mararaba one of those days when she walked past. I quickly walked up and put in a few words, and not too long after that day, we became lovers. She was always on about how I was reluctant to let her [/i]chop[/i] that thing in my boxers, and how she is sure that [/i]I go face front [i] once I 'taste' her, blah blah blah.
Well, I made arrangements, and we met, and had a good time recently.
The down point is, in the course of the moment of intimacy, I turned her over at point, inorder to get a d*ggy. I was about inserting when I saw that she had sh*t in her bum bum I actually managed to finish the round tho, but since, I've actually been struggling to see her the same way. This is a girl I was actually considering marrying at first sight.
I know that some will advise I give it time, but that's where the major issue lies: I am not at all open to any chances of her relaxing, thinking I am ready to stay committed. Guys please I need your advice in this scenario. Should I continue, or back off?

This happens only when Tinubu is your president
Never seen a man so fearless

I'm happy for you, ma'am

SeriouslySense:
That is it and may God never allow us to commit suicide. I trust God. In Jesus name. Amen.

I have a great compassion for those who committed suicide. Because we all go through times that are very challenging. And then the devil will come and whisper things like suicide.

But God grace is sufficient and he has good plans for everyone. Yes to life.

You have understanding

People are going through things; things that you will faint by merely hearing of. Everyone (thing) have a breaking point-a point where you can't take it anymore. A point where you will feel justified to take your own life. Pray you never get to your breaking point

After spreading rumours back then that he had died, abi?

Your message is incomplete without an apology for that malicious act

Discipline these days is not like discipline back then. People need to understand this. RIP to the dead tho

Kai, RIP, baby girl; God knows why.
My condolences to her loved ones

APOPTOSIS:
Here it is ..........
Took me 30 secondssssssssssssssssss
It's a Baby Rock Python
Abeg give me the cash wey I win 🏆 oooo

Haba, bosssssssssssss; youuuuuuuu deserve to be investigated

I respect Musk's intelligence; 'you're not wrong' doesn't mean that you're right

Giyus sallah meat first, OP. Nebi plenty write up

immortalcrown:
"Sorry I missed your calls. I slept early yesternight."

Be careful when doubting this one. Even you yourself sleep early sometimes. Doubt her only when it is a regular occurrence or when you have proof that she was awake.

Don't use your preconceived negative notion to condemn someone you have not found guilty. Don't treat assumptions as facts.

You're 100% right on this, bro.
Was in a coaster enroute Mararaba yesterday evening; baba the traffic was mad. This babe beside me quickly brought out her phone and called her guy to inform him. Omo dude just de para. She had to quickly gerrout him, end the call and face front; I pitied her.
So guys, you need to sometimes calm down

I am not the op, but I just wish I could loud that number 1 enough

La watch, la bend

ValCon888:
If you're being honest with yourself you'll admit that Lagos has a bad smell. The smell is foul and heavy because almost everywhere there is open drainage with sewage.

When you combine the stench with the humidity the air is almost unbreathable.

Most lagosians don't know because they've been living with the stink all their lives. It's like having bad breath, people who have halitosis don't know because they live with it.

If you think Lasgidi has no smell, go and live in abuja for 3 years and come back. The smell is immediately noticeable as soon as you leave the airport.

A few years ago I was in ikeja around the shoprite area. Ikeja of all places. And I was seeing huge gigantic rats competing with motorists on the road.

I was feeling you until you got to the 'Abuja' part. Baba, Abuja stinks even more. Is it the shit smell under area 1 bridge? Cow shit even in asokoro, etc. Baba forget

She looks so beautiful, and innocent. May God bless your next adventure, dear

Dude knows he married a slay queen

Poor man piqin qo always continue to suffa...

See oversized bra. Na even gala dey take calm her down, smh

Go straight to a proper hospital for a proper medical care. Take no other advice from here.

Sorry.

Be like say na turn by turn now...

Nice move, I must say 👍

This girl like this is ugly? Those with such notions should post their bare face, their sister’s, or their mother’s, or else the joke is on them
Nonsense