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Kingsley1000:
WAS 15YEARS OLD THAT TIME...WAS SEX CHATING WITH MY GF DURING MID NIGHT CALL...LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT MY MUM OVERHEARD WHAT I WAS SAYING

Lmaoooo, It makes me recall wen I ws sex chatting with my online gal friend 5 yearss ago during mid nyt call, she was enjoying her self and moaning so loud that it woke up her dad, she heard foots steps approaching her room so she quickly kept the fone within her leggs, her dad asked her wot is wrong with her, she told him dt she was ving a nightmare, but she okay since her dad woke her, she even said thanks dad 4 checking up on me..... couldn't help but to laugh cos I was hearing the whole conversation @ ma end. :-D

ironbody03:
I have none becouse i dont knoe how to talk to a girl.

Its not my fault. GOD know best

If. u don't know how. to tlk to a gal, then learn how to build. very strong sense of humour, I mean learn on how to say nd do funny things that will make a gal laugh, if u are able to make her laugh, she will automatically like u, want your company and from their u will be able to talk to her without feeling tensed. #Goodluck

tolustx:
Thanks for that info but can u please tell me the full procedure of changing the DOB. I have a friend who wants to do it but is not on nairaland. I'll just get the info and relay it to her. Thanks

Pls wht is this date of birth all about, plus. th green card all about and it's usefulness and how to get it.

DonPsymon:
My opera mini and main browser displayed the error message as well... Even on my PC but when i used the UC browser, it opened immediately!


BTW, I used both that link and the NYSC site and I didn't see that message of 'not being mobilized'


So I'm just observing from 1 corner sha sha

Soo wot did it display?

There was this babe staying @ ma friends hostel dt I admire a lot, one faithful evening I saw her heading to wards her hostel I walked fast so as to chat her up, the hostel gate was closed so I told her not to worry that I will open the gate 4 her, so I ws feeling macho den I decided to open the gate by pulling it of which the gate neva opened so I tried harder, I totally forgot to push, the babe just stood dia staring @ me, after a couple oof mins she asked if she may give it a try I said told her to go ahead in a cocky voice, she raised up just one fingger and pushed the. gate with it, to ma gr8test suprise the gate opened. I felt sso embarassed, I was hoping she never knew ma name and noo one in that hostel hears bout it. I stood outside 4 a while so she could go so dt we won't ve to meet again, I went in 5 mins later to my friends room, as I entered I saaw this babe standing in the room there Wass dis awkward silence wen I stepped into the room, the lady broke the silence by saying welcome ....then the babe aand all ma friends plus their own friends present in the room busted intoo laughter. I felt like I should just disappear tht day.

dukeolumde:
Back in d University when I was in year 3. Had this beautiful girl who was in her 100 Level then, she was tall (about my height),
fair, lovely set of eyes, kegs and nice bakilla.. The annoying thing was that she was always alone and guys always admired her
but I never saw anyone rapping her. So one day I finally summoned d courage to walk up to her and tell her my mind. When I got
there I was dumbfounded with her beauty and for some seconds she was staring at me and expecting to start toasting her...na him
I suddenly turn DEAF n DUMB...Omo the only thing that came out of my mouth was" Meeeen u look like Michael Jackson"
Till today I can't still believe what happened to my liver that faithful day...

lmaooo dts really funny

Adanna28:
Lmfao! She dey vex oo, hence the frown, she not impressed lol.

My funny faces would be playful sha, something to make u laugh, so u talk

I like ladies that have good sense of humour, they are always fun to be with esp, if. the guy have a good of humour too, there will be no dull moment.

Adanna28:
Yes oo, I'm quite fair looking so you can imagine extra ripe tomato face

I heard tht tomatoes enrich the human body with vitamins, and chocolate it's good 4 the heart, I am chocolate and u re tomato.. am super sure that were re good n a perfect fit 4 each other [quote author=Adanna28 post=38442637]Yes oo, I'm quite fair looking so you can imagine extra ripe tomato face Lmfao

I heard tht tomatoes enrich the human body with vitamins, and chocolate it's good 4 the heart, I am chocolate and u re tomato.. am super sure that were re good n a perfect fit 4 each other

MrsPhyno:
No long story

I fall down a lot. Just keep tripping and falling. Like my legs can't carry me. It's pitiful.

Lmao..... it's pityful and funny, I went to a party so thhe mc told guys and gals to mix together on the table, ithen there came a booblicious babe sitting @ the oda end of ma table, couldn't get ma eyes n mind off her, to get her attention and to create a gd impression of me I decided to act cool. We were served chin chin, I was eating very slowly picking it one 1 one b4 I knew it the whole chin has gone, that 1 small I ve no idea on how to use fork n knife, buh I requested 4 it anyways cos she ws used it, the food later poured on ma cloth and wen I was pretending like ve gaht everything under control and I tried to reach 4 the savet paper to clean ma stained cloth, my hand knocked down her drink and it poured on her body, she felt so embaracced had to leave the party, I ran after her to apologise, she just ignored me and took a bike home, I just stood there looking stupid n embarrassed didn't knw weda I should go back into the party hall or go home... I later went home. Neva saw her again.

ussy09:
mine was on a que I stand glu to her butt it was very sexy n attractive, d moment she turned she started nagging, her nag drew many pple's attention, she was like y am I too close to her? in anger I shouted dat pple behind me r pushing me, wen evry1 turn to c dos behind me behold no body was dia I feel like.. ..

Lmao... It happened to me twice buh ppple were behind mee on the que... we were queing 4 a registration in sch the pple kept pushing back and fourth, the big ass babe in front of me kept rubbing rubbbin her. ass. on ma dick, I had a very strong erection she felt it, she look back @ me and asked dat wot is that tin that is scathing her ass, I was. too shy to say tws ma dick, so I said it was my fone, she asked me to take out the fone, I did, she felt ma dick again then asked do I ve anoda fone in ma pocket? I ssaid I can't bring out the fone cos my hands are filled up. I couldn't afford to let pple see ma erect dick so I decided to stick close to her, using her ass as a cover. I met her on campus a week later and wwe became close friends.

saaedlee:
On my way to write my promotion exams I paid for the whole back seats of the Benue Links Taxi just to impress this beautiful lady, by the time I got to the exams hall, I found out that she is one of the invigilators.

So did it work?

donbabade:
I deliberately barged into the bathroom while my neighbor was having her bath. I closed the door and said sorry.
She came out and started raking for me.
Later she was like. Since u saw me naked. U too UnCloth. I did.u knw d rest...

Hahahahah lmao, men u geh liver o, tnk your stars that she no pour hot water oon your face

Israelomojisola:
Dose msgs are unreal,after collecting our call up no, one yeye msg con dey talk trash. Btw pls anybody get d idea of wen d statement of result wil b given 2 us? Goodmorning 2 us all.

I heard from a friend that it's likely that the SOR is Ready, but let's chill till next month before we start traveling down to ogb, by then we will be sure that it is truely ready. Concerning that link bringing out "you ve not been. Mobilized, I choose not to panic cos the set time for posting is in a couple of weeks time, so why worry now. Buh incase anybody have a lead on any information pls let us know. Thnx

[quote author=babatawa post=37337628]Happy birthday to u bro, WULLNPP, Next 2mao na ma Birthday 27th .
Hello guys, am new here and I rep Lautech, B15