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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Everton (4 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by Titovanzel(f): 4:39pm On Mar 08, 2020
Local woman is excited seeing Pickford picking Chelsea's goals dutifully. Na so.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Everton (4 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by Titovanzel(f): 3:54pm On Mar 08, 2020
Hapuruchukwu:
With this result so far, I can now go and watch the 2nd half.

I didn't want to go before because of ......

So u are the ones that make some of us suck up the whole first half pressure then u come enjoy the second half, abi?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Everton (4 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by Titovanzel(f): 3:47pm On Mar 08, 2020
maynation:


Tah. I can never smile for chelshit.

Then we smile for ourselves. Hahahahaha!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Everton (4 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by Titovanzel(f): 3:06pm On Mar 08, 2020
maynation:


Everton have heard your plea, tears and humility but sorry Chelshit can't get 3 points today. grin


No, no, no! Chelsea fans don't cry! That was just a plea.

And fine! If we can't get it with a plea, then we taketh it by force! Some of us would like to watch the 2 Chesters kill themselves after an Everton win.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Everton (4 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by Titovanzel(f): 2:23pm On Mar 08, 2020
BlueMann:
Thank Goodness Willy is fit...Wonder why James isn't starting tho sad
Gilmour starts as expected. Thinking its a 4-3-3 with Ross and Mason supporting Billy.
Nice to see Tino Anjorin and Broja in d squad.



And I thank God the other Willy is NOT in the starting line up.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Everton (4 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by Titovanzel(f): 2:19pm On Mar 08, 2020
I'm just going stay humble and hope the gods of football reward my humility. With that I ask nicely... Everton, can u pls allow us to beat u, pls?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 22nd February 2020 by Titovanzel(f): 2:31pm On Feb 22, 2020
Angelfrost:


Fluke Goals??!... You don't watch football that often, I guess??!... tongue

In the eyes of an opponent, there's absolutely nothing special even in some of world's best goals. Be it bicycle, scorpion or Beckham's trademark, free kick goals.

So I repeat, 2 FLUKE GOALS!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 22nd February 2020 by Titovanzel(f): 2:17pm On Feb 22, 2020
2 fluke goals against Chelsea and a Club Brugge draw now makes ManU "d Boss?" Which kain life be dis!

Musa, see everything finish for gate so this nonsense can stop!

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Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Titovanzel(f): 8:05pm On Dec 21, 2019
chuksvoice:

You need to connect to WiFi in order to setup the phone. You can ask someone who has a smartphone and internet connection to borrow you the WiFi connection on his/her phone by turning on the WiFi hotspot so you can connect and setup your phone.


Graciaz!
Errrrmmmm, a lil ' glitch here... If I scale this hurdle, I was told the next task is providing my Google account and password. Is there a way I can bypass this? I just want to move on to my phone proper without these baseless hitches. On a second thought, they are not baseless, but they kinda slowing down my main purpose. Help bypass assist? Please?
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Titovanzel(f): 7:57pm On Dec 21, 2019
Repairguru:
its asking you to tap into any available WiFi around but you can put your sim card inside the phone and when it get to that part chose use phone data but make sure you have active data on your sim. Hope you remember you google gmail and password cos that's the next thing it will ask you


Oh, great! I can see the stated option. Thank u!

One more assist... Is there a solution to that forgotten Gmail account and password part? I think I had it set up so I could access YouTube but never used it for any other purposes cos I have a Yahoomail account. Can I skip it? Any solutions, Pleeeeeeaaaase?
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Titovanzel(f): 3:59pm On Dec 21, 2019
Repairguru:
you can't get touch pad its a complete screen. The price is 10k. You can chat me up on WhatsApp



Pls, how can I get pass the part where my infinix phone asks for Wi-Fi input? I did a factory data reset and trying to set up the phone AS FRESH and I can't seem to get pass this part cos I don't know what Wi-Fi it's talk about. Kindly guide me through, please.
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Titovanzel(f): 3:51pm On Dec 21, 2019
[quote author=chuksvoice post=85095583]
Hello!
I did a factory data reset on my phone infinix phone and now I can't seem to get pass the part where it's asking to me to input Wi-Fi. Please help!
Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by Titovanzel(f): 3:48pm On Dec 21, 2019
Hello!
I did factory data reset on my infinix phone. I want to set up the phone and now I can seem to get pass the part where it's asking me to input Wi-Fi. What Wi-Fi,please? Help! It's depressing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 20th October 2019 by Titovanzel(f): 4:57pm On Oct 20, 2019
Liverpool won't fail me. At least not today. Common, Liverpool!

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Romance / Re: This Year I Met A Guy Who I Felt Was The "Last Bus Stop" For This My Singlehood! by Titovanzel(f): 3:31pm On Oct 10, 2019
Sad someone with a scamming heart somewhere above was talking nonsense.

Uncle, it's not too. U can get the guy's account details. Send him money for his kids school fees, get him to come leave with u and have him fleece ur sister instead. At least this way, we know God don bless u 'cos we no go see ur sister for Shiloh.

O.P: Na me happy pass say u no get money at that point in time. Na spinning One Chance u for dey by now.

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Health / Re: I Have A Skin Problem, Please Advise by Titovanzel(f): 12:34pm On Oct 07, 2019
Kindly try Dudu Osun soap. It should be N220 or N250. Bathe with it and apply on the face as u would do regular cream. Massage into the skin until it blends in with no soap residue left.

If after 1wk no result, kindly consult a dermatologist. But am positive of it will work.
Nairaland / General / Re: A Quick Survey On Teeth Whitening by Titovanzel(f): 11:13pm On Oct 06, 2019
Shoodboi:


Thanks a lot for this. How about something like 6k?


My shiny, sparkling pearls for 6k? I will "sharperly" buy. Speaking for myself, yes, I will

By the way, how long does the whiteness last with ur strips?
Nairaland / General / Re: A Quick Survey On Teeth Whitening by Titovanzel(f): 8:56pm On Oct 06, 2019
9k still on the high side for most Nigerians. But don't fret. U will get patronage if u narrow ur product to a specific target audience.


And to the many that can't afford it, a diluted Hydrogen Peroxide with water will do same magic in a long term.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 6th October 2019 by Titovanzel(f): 6:01pm On Oct 06, 2019
Wow, okro plenty for here. Am out before somebody go draw fall.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (1 - 4) On 6th October 2019 by Titovanzel(f): 5:57pm On Oct 06, 2019
OlawaleBammie:


Favour ke?? Na Sevilla fit do me favour today oo, sevilla and Valladolid.

wetin consan me consan premiership?? i just want Liverpool to win d league.



lobatantongue



Tito Vilanova, he was an assistant to pep guadiola den, he den inherited d helm by 2013 or soo.. he's dead now, died of cancer... of him a blessed memory.

he was a coach of barca who is Madrid eternal adversary.



Remember... i didn't say u re his family oooooooo



haha! Enlightening! Thank u, sire!



And yes, I will remember ur last line. At least, now I know I won't die of cancer. hehehe!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (1 - 4) On 6th October 2019 by Titovanzel(f): 3:43pm On Oct 06, 2019
OlawaleBammie:


funnily as i saw ur moniker i tot u re related to the former coach of our eternal adversary grin grin


Could u bliv i didn't watch d nonsense match but i my bliv is dat if u lag behind, no mata how hard u try ur efort is nt sufficient, if its enof u wont lag behindgrin



oh, true that abt my opponent. Just that I sensed u wanted them to do u a favour but they were lagging.

And by the way, may I know this coach who has turned out to be an eternal adversary to u?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (1 - 4) On 6th October 2019 by Titovanzel(f): 3:30pm On Oct 06, 2019
OlawaleBammie:


U even said it before me, MADRID, but that is nt d issue now, d issue is about Southampton playing nonsense



Ahan! Brotherly, how u want make them play before? Southy game dey pleasing to ur eyes. Leave am like that!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Southampton Vs Chelsea (1 - 4) On 6th October 2019 by Titovanzel(f): 3:10pm On Oct 06, 2019
All the CHELSEA hypemen and women, Pls bring ur microphones for battery change. Old Trafford especially need to hear this scoreline.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 2) On 22nd September 2019 by Titovanzel(f): 5:03pm On Sep 22, 2019
No, no, no! E be like say this Bridge dey shake. Make I come down. *far from d Bridge* Come on, CHELSEA!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Leicester City (1 - 1) On 18th August 2019 by Titovanzel(f): 4:53pm On Aug 18, 2019
Our very first goal of the season looking very sexy in my eyes. Chelsea, CHELSEA ALL THE WAY!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Brighton And Hove Albion Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 16th December 2018 by Titovanzel(f): 2:54pm On Dec 16, 2018
Go #CHELSEA! Oliver Twist: We want more goals!
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Titovanzel(f): 4:17pm On Nov 17, 2018
kapelvej:
Tanks man
While I'm a LADY, u are very much welcome!
Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Titovanzel(f): 3:37pm On Nov 17, 2018
So build up to this match, especially yesterday, all sports shows said tickets to this match was already sold out. Abeg, wey the people wey buy tickets? Abi dem be ghosts?

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Sports / Re: South Africa Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers - 1 - 1 (Full Time) by Titovanzel(f): 3:27pm On Nov 17, 2018
kapelvej:
please ohhh, any link to watcg

OK, so for those who have MOBDRO APP., u can watch it on BEIN Sport 7. It's live there!
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade replies follower who accused her of doing plastic surgery by Titovanzel(f): 11:56am On Nov 10, 2018
Sometimes, u need to check yourself all round before throwing shades.

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