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Food / Re: Smoky Hot Jollof Rice With Roasted Turkey Meat (pix&video) by Titovanzel(f): 5:16pm On Jun 07, 2022
I live for Food and FOOTBALL! Looks inviting! Weldone, OP!
Family / Re: I Had A Fight With My Married Younger Brother, I refused to Apologise by Titovanzel(f): 2:27pm On May 29, 2022
emmke:
You are an idiot for beating your brother in front of his wife and child. You are a big coward bully. The women on this forum are only approving your actions because the person at the receiving end of the violence is a man. I can assure you that their comments would have been different if you had beaten a woman (your sister), even if she did something worse.
Men like you are disgusting and if I were your brother, I would exert my vengeance on you when you least expect it.
Coward.

Any right thinking woman would still go home and reprimand her husband even after being beaten by his elder sibling. She would pass the message with wisdom, hoping he gets it and changes. If he beats me up for telling him the truth, I might as well get my elder bros to beat him again before he extends his uncouth mouth to my family. Las Las, na to pack him 3 colanuts and Eva bottle palmwine marriage rite things give am back.

And u Mr., sure sound like a bird that would flock with the OP's brother.

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Food / Re: Please See 700 Naira Fish (pic) by Titovanzel(f): 4:14pm On May 20, 2022
Mariangeles:
If na shawa fish, e no reach N700 naa?
N700 reach buy 2 big shawa fish for Lagos.


Exactly! I buy 2 of that size for N500 or N600 maximum here in Lagos Any amount above that, I see the seller as a would-be terrorist.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Burnley Vs Chelsea (0 - 4) On 5th March 2021 by Titovanzel(f): 4:10pm On Mar 05, 2022
despite the stormy weather in recent times, it's still Chelsea, CHELSEA ALL THE WAY!
come on, CHELSEA!!!

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Crime / Re: What A Prison Cell In Denmark Looks Like. God When? by Titovanzel(f): 4:24pm On Feb 01, 2022
Speeddial:
What a prison cell in Denmark looks like. God when?

God when? I go use ur head for murder and gladly go do my time here. Be wishing "God when," u hear?
Politics / Re: Nigerians Decry Rising Price Of Food Items by Titovanzel(f): 4:20pm On Feb 01, 2022
Karlovych:
embarassed Mannerbbqgrillz are your vultures still sold at affordable prices?

Hahaha! Camrade, why are u like this? hahaha!
Crime / Re: Woman To Sweep Kano Streets For A Month For Calling Her Neighbour 'Prostitute' by Titovanzel(f): 8:52am On Jan 28, 2022
Belial06:
No freedom of speech
No freedom

It is well


Freedom of speech in such disparaging, defamatory comment?
Truth is, this sentence is attainable everywhere whether North, South or East. Some of us down South are just lucky our adversaries are too lazy to take us to court over vile, foul, defamatory comments we make. Kudos to the law enforcers out there, Sharia Law or not.
If this sanity is extended down here, those folks screaming HOE'LOSHO on Nairaland wouldn't be online. They would have been on the streets of Lagos, Abuja, Bayelsa or Ekiti sweeping and keeping Nigeria clean.

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Crime / Re: Trigger-Happy Policeman Kills Man In Kogi Over Sachet Water (Graphic Pics) by Titovanzel(f): 7:50pm On Jan 23, 2022
post=109621509:


There Is No Single Day That Will Pass Without Coming Across One Bad News Or The Other In This Country.

Person say no quote me or Naija go lose, u still go quote am. Why u dey behave like this? No our happiness dey on the line so o. , behave abeg!

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Romance / Re: Should I Accept My Sister's Husbands Marriage Proposal? by Titovanzel(f): 8:42am On Jan 22, 2022
Op, for the sanity of ur sister even if she agrees, ur family, his family and the society at large, pls don't do it. Mba, let's be realistic. U are about to cause everyone involved and yes, the larger society that will eventually hear this emotional stress and pain. infact, u don dey stress me already. Save ur immediate families all the pain, and the society chuchu gossips. We'd love to concentrate our gossips on other areas.

And I am wondering like how shamelessly quick it was for ur ex in-law to move from sister, now to u. Were u two testing ur green lights while ur sister's marriage lasted?

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Crime / Re: Body Of Hanifa Abubakar Found After 46 Days Of Searching! (graphic Photos) by Titovanzel(f): 4:59pm On Jan 21, 2022
Entprys:
Those guys are wicked. They need to be flogged 12 lashes each before leaving them

Really? A murder case and ur best advice is 12 strokes of cane, and they should be let go thereafter? Really? They should be let back into our society as free men so they can repeat this evil with another precious child or children?
Nawa for some people's thoughts o!

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Pets / Re: Remember My Caucasian Pup. Well He's A Man Now by Titovanzel(f): 1:06pm On Jan 21, 2022
KhiaW:

I know what you meant but the figure of speech was ridiculous.
My pup has grown into a full grown Canine would have been sufficient.
His choice of Figure of Speech suits the narrative here. We Gerrit, so u forget about the ridiculousness!

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Romance / Re: What I Did To A Female Friend That Brother Zoned Me by Titovanzel(f): 9:53am On Jan 21, 2022
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From ur write up, no mention of u having feelings for her or u asking her for a relationship. Yes, her action was totally wrong wrong on the said day, but u trying to make her a Bleep mate is petty, immature and baseless. Is this how u intend building ur bruised ego this 2022?
Guy, e show say u get serious low self esteem problems.
Celebrities / Re: Muyideen Oladapo Lala Graduates With Master’s Degree From UNILAG (Photos) by Titovanzel(f): 9:40am On Jan 21, 2022
jeffizy:
Congratulations to him.

Funny enough , he gets roles that puts him in the category of the non learned while the not so learned get better roles.

I remember he used to get Agbero roles in Yoruba movies.

Irony.

Exactly! I am shocked he is this educated. Never seen him play a sophisticated role.
Sports / Re: See Hazards Sad Reaction After Real Madrid's Super Cup Win by Titovanzel(f): 9:34pm On Jan 17, 2022
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

Hazard that year

I know this guy was one overrated moda fuckkker way back then

But fear nor let me talk am....make Chelsea players nor eat me raw

Hazard at Chelsea was overrated? And even appalling, u tagged him a modaf**ka? Did u ever watch Hazard's matches in Chelsea's jersey? This ur baseless, lying, smear campaign, condescending comment no shock u? Pained comment from a fan of "I get am before, before" or "Unknown Gunmen".
Romance / Re: Rate My Make-up (photo) by Titovanzel(f): 8:33am On Jan 12, 2022
u tried blending the lower lip in the third pic. I like that. Overall, I like the makeup. Not for everyday use cos that should be a subtle makeup, but this is perfect for a runway or a cover shoot. Well-done!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021: (1 - 0) On 11th January 2022 by Titovanzel(f): 6:09pm On Jan 11, 2022
Mourinho24:
Salah was no where to be found in the first half. He was practically missing all the first half. I must say that I'm very much impressed with the Super Eagles of NIGERIA performance. Now I can see a bright Future.

Eguavon should be placed as the permanent manager now or never. Up Super Eagles, Up Nigeria.

Haba! So quick? U evaluate and make conclusion about a coach from the first half of his very first match? Bro, fear the good of football na!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur EFL Cup (2 - 0) On 5th January 2022 by Titovanzel(f): 9:25pm On Jan 05, 2022
We keep our BLUE flag flying HIGHER, HIGHER! come on, CHELSEA!

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen Tests Positive For COVID-19 by Titovanzel(f): 1:18pm On Dec 30, 2021
Napoli, NAPOLI! hahaha! I give una hand. We sure won't have a bad outing at AFCON without Victor. Oya, carry una property make we rest. haha!
Literature / Re: Serpent love 18+ by Titovanzel(f): 8:17pm On Dec 29, 2021
David's lust for wealth has enmeshed him in some real sh*t. Can't wait oh t to see how this story pans out. Great read! Well done, again!

Note: Proof reading for errors will be greatly appreciated. That said, patiently following for more updates.
Literature / Re: Serpent love 18+ by Titovanzel(f): 4:50pm On Dec 29, 2021
following. Suspense filled. Well done man! Hope we get an update tonight? Kindly mention me. Thank you!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Christmas Chicken by Titovanzel(f): 7:01am On Dec 23, 2021
Did I get here late? 3 pages already! Wow!
Live chicken here is N3000 local and N7000 broiler. Frozen is N1650 per orobo chicken lap. Blessings follow us all!
Celebrities / Re: Why My Marriage To Comedienne, Princess Crashed 6 Weeks After We Got Married by Titovanzel(f): 5:54pm On May 18, 2021
Ha! I haven't heard from the other party, but na ogbanje spirit dey worry her?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham (2 - 0) On 1st May 2021 by Titovanzel(f): 5:25pm On May 01, 2021
fergie001:

Wetin concern me with ManU?

I am a fan of Fulham cool

We know ur Fulham fan base is not up to 7. Submit the names, the Billionaires Club wan give una free food(goals) to chop.
fergie001:

Wetin concern me with ManU?

I am a fan of Fulham cool

We know ur Fulham fan base is not up to 7. Submit the names, the Billionaires Club wan give una free food(goals) to chop.
fergie001:

Wetin concern me with ManU?

I am a fan of Fulham cool

We know ur Fulham fan base is not up to 7. Submit the names, the Billionaires Club wan give una free food(goals) to chop.

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Crime / Re: DISTRESS Call: My Sister's First Bank Account Of 4million Naira Is Looted. by Titovanzel(f): 9:44pm On Nov 16, 2020
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright .....

If you a niggarrr and you know who the first suspect is then you must be a real niggarrr


U mean the suspect is O to the Pizzy?
Sports / Re: Nigerian Players, Coaches Battle Rohr Over ‘Poor Decisions' by Titovanzel(f): 2:55pm On Nov 16, 2020
My very point!
Rohr is deficient tactically. A local coach would have held that 4 goals lead or added even more without conceding.
See hw this man make Sierra Leone dey drag space with us now.
Celebrities / Re: Kate Ogbe: Policewoman Tore Angel Awotarigha's Shirt (Video) by Titovanzel(f): 2:47pm On Nov 16, 2020
CaptainMitch:
As big as you are, you no get power.


According to u, him for use him power and size beat the police woman, then me and u go come call am brother agbaya way e no use him size go fight Boko Haram, na woman body him get power.
My brother, I fear who no fear u! Haha!

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Education / Re: Federal University, Otuoke Hostels Flooded, Python Killed (Video) by Titovanzel(f): 7:59am On Oct 28, 2020
NotCalmAtall:

Hungry dirty thing grin

Frustration has cursed your ghetto thieving life

Yahoo boy criminal

Hahaha!
Oloshi! U re so dumb u couldn't figure out am a lady! Old, haggard illiterate! Hahaha!
Keep waiting for Jonathan to come impregnate ur wife so ur life wil get better. Hahaha! Baba agbaya oshi. 1980 yet u sound like 5yr old wizard! Haha!
Education / Re: Federal University, Otuoke Hostels Flooded, Python Killed (Video) by Titovanzel(f): 7:35am On Oct 28, 2020
NotCalmAtall:
GEJ

The most useless past president Nigeria ever had

See his own town grin

What an Îmbecile

That man should hide his head in shame every day


Intelligence is far frm u.
If he had spent Nigeria's money beautifying his hometown, u lots would have still called him selfish. He took care of the North, giving infrastructural comfort to our brothers and sisters on that side, so sit ur keyboard warrior ass down!

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Politics / Re: Lagos Government To Assist Owners Of Looted Shops - Forms To Be Filled by Titovanzel(f): 1:35pm On Oct 24, 2020
TecM0:


Don't also be stupid bros

Nothing in my post stated Any tribe or ethnicity so where exactly did your biased mind find tribe to accuse it tribalism

Or do you have issues defining tribe and tribalism

.

If u do not find ur post subtly shading a region or two, then man u are dumb. U even trying to play smart with ur defensive reply shows ur level of intelligence is quite low. Haha
Celebrities / Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Deletes Lekki Toll Gate Death Tweet That Got Her Blasted by Titovanzel(f): 6:17pm On Oct 23, 2020
BRIGHTRIVERS:
Am I the only one that did not see anything wrong in her Tweet?

Thank u. English Language is a bitch. Her post says she is with the masses. It was a call for hard evidence to prosecute those who killed the armless protesters. They misunderstood
her.
Shior! Keyboard warriors!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea vs Everton (4 - 0) On 8th March 2020 by Titovanzel(f): 4:44pm On Mar 08, 2020
stechu:
Everton idiots. If they see manutd now their dik will rise and harden up. They see Chelsea they will chicken out. Idiots


Hian! Be happy for us man. Haba!

Moreover,u should be worried abt ur ManU today.haha

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