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tintingz:
yukk!!

very grossssssssssssss

Most mother and child photos are viewed as adorable...but not this one. The pic has been trending on black twitter for days now with some even calling for child protective services. It's not that he grabbed his mother's lips, it's the lip itself ...looks like it went to war and back...and the caption..lol...if ur mum kissed u like daht u for like am? Talk tru..

Don't mind your wife and her bad cooking...come here and eat better food..lol

Don't mind your wife and her bad cooking...come here and eat better food..lol

Charlescobi:
The boy get konfu skills

naso

Pictured here according to @Iraqilana is the moment an Iraqi child confronted the terrorist who was arrested for murdering his father

Source: www.lindaikeji..nl

No fewer than 68 people have reportedly been killed by Boko Haram members in a fresh attack in Dambua Local government area of Borno state. According to a civilian JTF Leader who spoke with Sahara Reporters, the sect members stormed Njaba village in Dambua Local Government area around 5.30am on Monday March 2nd, killing at least 68 men; from the elderly to children and then setting the entire village on fire.



One of the villagers, Fatima Abakar while given an account of how they were attacked said
"They came to our village at about 5:30am, during early Morning Prayer, so we started hearing heavy gunfire [then] there was pandemonium everywhere and gunshots and there was confusions everywhere. I ran into bush since then I never seen my husband and three children. [I] came back to our village in the afternoon dead bodies was scattered everywhere,” she said The Nigerian military has not reacted to this recent attacks by the sect members.

BeeBeeOoh:
NO! I won't stay with him because, since he can hide such thing from you don't be surprised if you find out that he's gat another wife apart from you in the near-by future. Wetin I dey try talk, aunty S.O.Y.O(stay on your own)..

xo you'd advice to leave jux like dat

agohmamuda:
U don't get it; ur profile read (M). You wrote as a SHE. Pls who are you?? Where do you come from?? Who are your people?? These are the tins I nid to know.

don't u see it culled from linda ikeji?
??

agohmamuda:
First of all, let us know if you are male or female; tnks

isn't it obvious Or u don't see d headline

What is happening to Karrueche happened to me in November 2014. I found out that the man I have been dating for 4 years has a 22 months old son. This means that he got another woman pregnant while we were together and it was not an unbreak baby because we've never broken up, we hardly even quarrel. I got pregnant early last year but got rid of it because I don't want to have a child outside of marriage. He didn't even tell me, I found out by chance after his cousin asked him how his son was doing. Everyone in his family knew but he kept it hidden from me. I left him in November when I found out but reconciled with him this January but I am still bitter over the experience. Things are not the same between us. One mind keeps telling me to leave him and find someone else. Like Karrueche I'm 26 and his baby mama is 32. What should I do?

www.lindaikeji..com

Looks like its related to lasa absu ...don't really knw sha

falconey:
It works ofcourse.....but only on imbe.cile this days

lol...u sabi sumtin

Imagine people wooing a lady and using this methods or grandparents wooed their women during colonial era....

Ur the sugar in my tea :- I find this kind of childish...cause how will a grown up individual be telling a girl such. I find this kinda people to be naïve ...u knw wah I mean

Ur the cockroach in my cupboard:- this is more annoying sef ...so ur now an insect or pest just because u like a girl...she could always get baygon and flit you out of her life

Ur the skeleton in my cupboard:- really guys..really

Make we upgrade abeg abi na xo we go dey for precolonial scoping technique ni

Freshest nigga in nairaland......pls add up dis nigga ladies wah do u tink??

I fink parents should up their game and restrict internet usage for teens cus they are very curious people

Be sincere plz.....

RicKyRichards:
You guys make relationship sound like a chore. Just be yourself, and surprise her in your own special way once in a while. Finito.

its only a chore if u are not really interested in ha happiness

Lmao!!! Rotfl!!

your text message waking them up
:- this usually makes the girl very happy and appreciative towards you and it gives her this secured feeling

calling them always by the hour :- most guys don't have the slightest clue that always calling your girl makes her feel special...like she's your top priority and makes her envision herself with you forever

always listening to her :- when u always listen and pay sincere attention to ur girl she feels like a queen and always likes to talk and open up more on very private stuffs ;(D)

commenting on her new looks :- guys tend to forget that she did her hair painted her nail etc just for them and solely for them and yet he still fail to comment or even notice her

taking her on dates :- guys normally harbour this noting that dates are only and solely for the beginning of a relationship so when they get the girl they feel like its of no use to take her out anymore..that's where it all goes wrong cause women are sensitive sexual creatures they always want to feel special.....

Sorry guys its d plain truth;(D)

THEY TWIST THEIR FAITH:- the major problem affecting them is that this radicals twist their faith in order to achieve and satisfy their main foolish and naïve purposes...??

THEY ARE SPONSORED BY CABALS:- as we all know the wepons and machinery available at the dispensation of these religious radicals are more sophisticated than what our own military are possessing..am sure if they have a well trained pilot, they will begin to launch air strike on the good people of naija :-)

THEY ARE IGNORANT:- boko haram members have successfully been brainwashed that once they die in the act of fighting for islam against western influence, on reaching heaven they will be awarded with 7 virgins ;[D] ...

THEY BELIEVE IN WHAT THEY ARE FIGHTING FOR:- this is the very advantage they the insurgents have over our military in the sense that they are ready to lay down their lives for what they believe in

THEY INCREASE IN NUMBERS EVERY DAY:- have u ever wondered why the military keep on killing these people and yet still they increase by the number every day? Yeah that's because they gain sympathizers from all angles even foreigners too..yeah they too come to join forces with boko haram to cause mayhem to nigerians

Tell her that you lost your job :-this usually works on a naija ladies..once they know the money aint coming again and the left over reserve..they will be gone like flash

[b]Accuse her of cheating[b] :- if number one doesn't work well then this will definitely work cause when a guy begins to question the fidelity and trust of a lady..she has an ego to protect...

[b]purposely leave your phone for her too go through[b] :- u know women they have this inquisitive nature and they love to guard their territory jealously...she would love to go through the phone when she finds text messages that's not supposed to be there...trust me u won't even meet them, cause they would be long gone

[b]make a wedding card of you and another lady[b] this is when after applying the above techniques and the die hard still refuses to leave...just do this and leave it where she can find it..she will know she has no future with u and she will be gone

NB:- am just trying to help desperate guys and giving them a way out of relationships they are no longer interested in...ladies no hard feelings tho

spartoo:
if u hav bn dwn thr and u luv it and u want it again u can go ahead and marry it




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urmmm... Are we talking about a human or a tin?

MrCork:
...bro u shud be proud to be G@y coz u a role model to g@y men & its no big deal...be proud bro!

jeezz guy y?