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id halt with it now! (duh)


if all the world was paper and all the seas were ink and all the trees were bread and cheese,

paw paw.




martial arts or "gidigbo" ( yoruba traditional wrestling)?

@aaliyah06

sounds to me like u want a boss

bbc!

cnn is too pro american




england or? nigeria _{(like i need to ask! )}

soccer


sky diving or bungee jumping? ^{both ridiculuous}

marlet01:
bottling up

ice skating or gymnastics

cant do either but i love to watch gymnasts doin their thaing!!



sci-fi horror or demonic horror

mopping



bottling up or tantrum?

anteater


anth

marlet01:
ODESHI

^{@ martlet
i fear u oh!!!}

Nokia 4 life

washing or ironing?

dell (at least they have an office in Naija)




I ask again


'Odeshi' ( African bullet proof) or Kevlar body armour?

settee


set

please let us division it into twice


i came to your house but you didn't dey


drop down from your car and fight or reverse back so i can by my own fuel ( pronounced foo-el)

cathedral


(easy)



speshal

why is this such a cool thread?

why am i so handsome?


why do i want to get married?


WHY!!!!

;d

adverary



adv

@ronnie-slimz
just advertising my product jare (free ad! couldn't pass up the opportunity)




All or nothing .


I asked earlier

'Odeshi' ( African bullet proof) or Kevlar body armour?

Dr

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"iya basira" styl plus

I concur @jidody

Manuals are NOT for crazy Lagos traffic

Pineapple!




"Odeshi" or Kevlar?

@ flodel

U aint a guy (at least i dont think so, with science and all, )

well i dont think thats general. I love the feeling of being important to my lady.
Makes me feel appreciated.

3 don't make fun of his love making (no matter how lame)

Yu

@ lush

nice addition
Unfortunately I got it from my married sister.  

I think she's trying 2 warn me ahead of time.[s][/s]

But seriously guys we all know if she loves you yourt problems are three quarter gone.
Its when she's a shark or leech or any other aquatic species,

How about rules for ladies? Guys? keep adding to the list below

1 Do NOT try to deprive him of his time out with the guys (CAPITAL CRIME!!)
2

my my! touchy aint we?

mean no harm girl. hope you haven't taken offence.
Just meant since you are in Lagos ( i assume your location ID is correct),
then that could be a factor no?

but then

Deby:
this forum is too public to discuss this thats y i can't go into details. i want to believe that u understand.

forgive my prying jare

you think those rules are stringent, try this no win situation

[b]ROMANCE RULES- BREAK THEM AND YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN[/b]



In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men:
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do
something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points
for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

1 SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed (+1)
You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
In the rain (+
But return with Beer (-5)

You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)
You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
It's her pet (-10)

2 SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
You stay by her side the entire party (0)
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy
(-2)
Named Tina (-4)
Tina is a dancer (-6)
Tina has silicon implants (-80)

3 HER BIRTHDAY
You take her out to dinner (0)
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)
Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is
painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

4 A NIGHT OUT
You take her to a movie (+2)
You take her to a movie she likes (+4)
You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
You take her to a movie you like (-2)
It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

5
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy
Hawaiian shirts (-30)
You say, "It doesn't m matter, you have one too." (-8000)

6 ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION
She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT!]
You hesitate in responding (-10)
You reply, "Where?" (-35)
Any other response (-20)
_{Ps: correct me if i'm wrong but i dont think this rule applies to true Naija babes.}

7 COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks
like a concerned _expression (0)
You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)
Now what chance do you have

hack

i mean is it because of your location , where u are on planet earth?

Richochet (i think)



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pusil

nomoreloss