Mrviktor:
Can someone tell Bruno to pick one position.
. He's trying running and popping up everywhere.

But he's leaving holes everywhere on the pitch.
Disrupting the midfield..


U will see him at 10
Before u know he don reach 7.
Before u blink he don reach 11
Before u know he dey 6
Before u know left back.

Nawah oh.

Bro thinks he's Messi.

Jokerman:
We are ending Man city Era from this match

Let's go boys

Ode

Chelsea vs Inter Miami.

I swear our Barcelona Femini will tear this useless Chelsea apart.

Trevor012:

Who gives a feck about the world cup when we have the hardest international trophy in our cabinet. Messi dogs and trying to insert themselves into every Ronaldo discussion is like 5 and 6 😂😂

Insane copium😂😂

Trevor012:
Olorogun also finished joint 2nd for most international goals scored in 2023.

Lukaku: 15goals in 10matches

Ronaldo: 10goals in 9 matches.

Mbappe: 10goals in 9 matches.

No lie deep down na world cup you want.

TLona1:
Erik Ten Slag this season:

-Bottled supercup to PSV losing 4-1 at their own stadium

-Bottled UCL to a shit Benfica

-Bottled cup final to PSV who played Leicester 3 days prior

-Possibly bottling the league to PSV despite referee robberies

United is signing mid once again.

Another One!



🚨 Manchester United had 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑... 🫠⬇️

‣ Lost 13 Games by Christmas Since 1930 ❌

‣ Lost 4 of 6 CL Group Games in The Competitions History ❌

‣ Lost 14 of the Opening 28 Games of the season ❌

‣ Finished with as few as 5 points in the CL group stages in The Competitions History ❌

‣ Lost against Bournemouth at The Old Trafford in The Club's History ❌

‣ Lost against Newcastle at The Old Trafford since 2013 ❌

‣ Lost against Galatasaray for The First Time in The Club's History ❌

‣ Lost at The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium ❌

‣ Lost against West Ham, Brighton & Newcastle in BACK-TO-BACK League Games ❌

‣ Lost against Nottingham for The First Time in The 21st Century ❌

Sir Erik Ten Hag Broke ALL These Historical Records This Season! 🤯🤯🔥🔥

INDEED, AN ERA TO REMEMBER! 😉



Lana1 just dey bark anyhow that year I exposed this fraud. Now he's seen the light.

I thought any club that spends like man city will win titles and do well?

After beating Manchester City 4-4, Arsenal 2-2 and Liverpool 1-1, Chelsea finally remain in 10th position.

Cole Palmer at Chelsea so far

4 goals
4 penalties

Following the legacy🔥💪🏽

I swear I would sacrifice my right eye just to watch Lana1's reactions last night.

Jokerman:
December fixtures.

God have mercy upon us

Ten Haag will be sacked in December.

TLona1:
Erik Ten Slag this season:

-Bottled supercup to PSV losing 4-1 at their own stadium

-Bottled UCL to a shit Benfica

-Bottled cup final to PSV who played Leicester 3 days prior

-Possibly bottling the league to PSV despite referee robberies

United is signing mid once again.

UPDATE!

Records broken so far this season -

- Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag

- No team had ever give away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competitions history, until Erik Ten Hag

- No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag

- Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Newcastle hadn't won a cup game against Manchester Uniteds since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag

- No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag

- Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existing, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in back to back CL games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Galatasaray hadn't scored in or won an away goal in the CL since 2015, 3 in one game as soon as they meet Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 4 of the opening 7 games in PL history, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United haven't had as few as 9 points from the opening 7 games since 1989, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 4 goals in a CL group game in 28 years, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 3+ goals in 3 consecutive games since 1978, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost the opening two away games since 1973-74, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded more than one goal in 4 consecutive league games since 1979, Until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 2 goals in the opening 4 minutes of a PL game at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 23 shots in one game at Old Trafford in PL history, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Brighton had never won twice in a row at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag


lana1, you see I was right.

ChristoBam:

Lmao, I'm just seeing this.

Are you even joking rn?

How are Madrid signings different from ours? You're really saying this?

Madrid select the best among the bunch and leave us dueling for the rest. We wanted Bellingham, Tchoameni and Camavinga. That's literally their midfield. We wanted those 3 and we couldn't even get close.

Asking how Amrabat and co are different from Madrid signings.

Don't start saying funny things because it's all out on Ten Hag for you.

These same Camavinga and Tchouamemi will flop at ManYoo just like Pogba and co did.

If Haaland isn't the best player at City, I wonder why Ronaldo was the best player at Madrid especially during the 3-peat era.

I blame the media for pushing this Messi vs Ronaldo debate. Debate that never ever existed.

Let's appreciate both GOATs. The rivalry was entertaining"

Which rivalry??

I'm just here to read lamentations. Especially from Lana1.

hensben:
The media didn’t wake up to start talking about it, they saw talent that manifested or why didn’t they hype Griezman with them.

It is not today that the media will overhype players.

hensben:
Isnt that a pointer that he was quality if you can be mentioning those two.

That was what they the media and the fans made it seem like.

akwesenana:

Everything no be agenda.
You no hate Chelsea pass me

Forget the IFs.

We should all be honest with ourselves. Hazard never had what it took to shine like Ronaldo not to even talk of Messi.

Trevor012:

I remember this 😁

I remember this also.

Trevor012:

Yen yen. Yen. Rest in L 😂😂

You remember this beautiful girl?

Trevor012:

He already has a trophy harder than that one. Rest in L 😂😂

Xavi has the right to say so because he won bothe the Euros and World cup.

Pendu's hardest quest now is winning the World cup so he has no right to feel the same way.

Throwback to the season under Sarri where everyone initially thought Hazard would score 40+ goals because he had a good start.

Baba later showed that he's not built for that.

Trevor012:

Is that all 😂

It'll be all when Kpendu manages to win the most prestigious trophy of all.

Trevor012:
A midget fan using the phrase "Without Pk". Nothing we won't see on Nairaland 😂😂

"If penalties were easy, Messi would have had an international Trophy by now"

akwesenana:
I'd say 8.
If he was as psychopathic as Ronaldo/Messi, he might have been in a GOAT convo.

IF??

^^^

Haaland had that in just one game💀.

So Hazard actually ended his career with 5 open play UCL goals? For a supposed "World Class forward".

Chai!

LostMyZeal:



Classed a troll, or he's always been a troll with his annoying meaningless stats

Who in their right senses would compare Bruno to KDB if not a troll

I don't understand for that Expert17 guy.

Funny thing is all his arguments on Bruno vs KDB are based of IFs. He has no concrete reason as to why Bruno is on par with KDB... Just IFs, IFs and IFs.

Masterclass defending 👏🏽