₦airaland Forum

CalabarPikin:
Lemme use this time to ask

Do Nigeria have anything like submarine?

Dem never fit maintain gun boat, you dey talk submarine, 😒

If you are a goal getter, an achiever, someone that loves to get things done, bros go to the private sector and put yourself to good use. If you enter civil service with these qualities, I sorry for you oo, you go dey work dey wonder wetin you dey work for. The only option is if you are good at eye service, kissing ass of your supervisor very well and stealing funds, then you will succeed, if not, you go suffer oooo

Civil service in Nigeria doesn’t reward hard work, they reward sycophants

I used to think this man was the future of politics in Nigeria, but now I know better

Is this law saying it’s more profitable to be a renter than own your own home?

bid4rich:
Cow don enter plane while some people here on Nairaland never even come close,

See una life

But at the end, these people fit still chop the cow, 😂😂

When these small small girls I was admiring started calling me uncle😁

This guy self , he is turning into a content creator 😂

I will prefer Atiku/ Obi ticket

Just as tinubu truncated a southerner for second term, a southerner (Obi) should also join with a northerner to truncate his, first to do no dey pain

Good , that will be a good time to escape from this country and go to UK then😁😂😁😂

I go tell dem say my country is better than your ( as per the propaganda government) that I just japa to help them.

Some small girls win football match and dem dash dem 100k dollars, so wetin dem go come give the family of the person wey lose him life defending this fatherland? The answer is ……………………..if they are lucky ☹️

femi4:
Let's just be friends. A shoulder you can lean on whenever you have issues with your man

Don't force attraction, it grows with availability

This is the best response so far, with patience, you will end up nacking her if you really want to😁,

If she accepts, calm down, you go enter that place las las

By January 1st 2026, all of them go dey pay heavy tax to APC government, na so the new tax law talk ooo

If the masses had the kind of money you have( source of which is questionable) they too will tolerate him for another 4 years too

Is this southern presidency or Yoruba presidency, you tell me😒

I went to a computer shop in banex today, there was a bet naija shop close to it, if you see the number of young boys in that shop, fear catch me. There is a serious problem amongst our youth both male and female in this country, the future is not looking good oo

This goes against the constitution, the next government should recover all allowances and salaries collected during this “ extensions “ from them and demote them to the next level for agreeing to be part of such unconstitutional extension. And also probe every approval given during their illegal tenure.

Next time , others go carry their bag run when dem reach retirement age.

anonimi:
If ebilokan was able to cage 20 million smart Lagosians with his tax & loot master plan for 26 years, why would he change the winning formula for 200 million Nigerians?

Meanwhile, APC shege beat goes on, 10 years after ebilokan used his expired northerner Buhari to make his fellow southerner Jonathan a one term president.

This is the reason I want Obi to use Atiku to also make him a one term president, if he could use moslem moslem ticket to win an election to the detriment of equality, then Obi should forget the turn of the south to do a second term and support Atiku for the presidency, Atiku/ Obi ticket will send APC out of Aso Rock.

Please say south west not south, when it is time for appointment, it goes to the south west, but when trouble comes, it becomes a unified south

Just like how a northern was used to remove Jonathan, a northerner will also be used to remove tinubu

Being successful in your village seems to be very risky
But as serious as kidnapping is, why is there no federal law against it. Why are states allowed to legislate against it?

silibaba:
Most of dem can't recite national athem.

All of them can’t recite the new one self

Later they will come and say it’s a southern presidency whereas na Yoruba presidency

How did Liberia and Serra lone make the list??

I hear Nigeria is no 11, that’s why e no show for this list😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

You forgot to add it will Favour me and my family crew, all those ones have since disappeared into the shadows

Some one said those slain soldiers whose rifles were taken away, there next of kins will not be paid their entitlements till the rifles are recovered, how true is that?

A lesson to all women, you can’t hold a public dog down , just as you can’t wife a street LovePeddler, they will disgrace you in the end

uchennamani:
Or, we all vote him to punish those that voted for him in 2023. All of una go die sha.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, no be lie but just try to forgive them, na tribalism and moslem ticket confuse them

Ikaeniyan0:
I know of people who couldn't afford a meal of #20 under the PDP administration

That means they are dead under this administration then

b3llo:
May God rest her soul.


I the Police have cancelled presentation of Police report before admitting or treating gunshot wounds or knife stabbing.

Hope the family uses this to sue the hospital for wrongful death and negligence

If they do release the report, it may bring Akpiabo and Natasha back together again 😂😂😁😂😁