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Namaster:
You chose the WRONG qualification to pass the right message.

If your FICTIONAL Emmanuel was half as smart and ambitious as you painted him to be, then he'd have gotten his ICAN accreditation and find his way into a Big 4 Accounting Firm through their ROBUST Internship programmes.

Next time you want to tell a cock-and-bull story, make it BELIEVABLE!

I'm sure you've learnt your lessons .

Dilijingsly:
It's X660. The battery terminal is not functional..

Throwaway this scrap piece of sh*t

Talkisneeded:
And what's the big deal with her watching porn,you can watch and explore together and learn what makes her feel better as a woman sexually..

I sell herbs incase you can't do the work on her...

His dick is long and skinny

Sonnobax15:
. Why you ask?

Do you have a girlfriend?
No lie o

Sonnobax15:

Only the shop rent go collect that 1m finish.

Do you have a land
No lie o
Or any valuable landed property

Odutayo1:
[/b] message me through my signature[b]

This thief
Make I even post ur screenshot

mayorall:
Dear all,

As parts of our corporate social responsibility. We will like to share 1 million naira for 50-75 eligible nairalanders.

If we got only 50 people. They will get 20k each.

If it's 75 people: 15k each.

This is to celebrate and buy Christmas chicken.

Thanks

Eligibility criteria:

1. Active membership on nairaland in the last two years.

2. Participation/helping other nairalanders. Like giving advice, directions, opinions from any section of the forum from Agriculture, Romance, Travel, business, health etc.

3. Those that throw tantrums and insult others on the forum won't be eligible. Your political view, tribe or location doesn't matter as a far as you always present opinions in a respective manner.

4. You must have more than 100 posts on nairaland. You do not need to have a thread to qualify.

Application processes:

Just type and explain how you meet and exceed the above eligibility criteria ( Very important please)

We will quote you here on one of your old posts to drop your account to receive the payment. Kindly note that we will go half way this week. We will start disbursement on Thursday and complete lists of those that won the first sets on Wednesday.

Please if you qualified and you don't need the fund, please do not apply.

If this isn't the right thread to post this. Moderator can move it.

Did you purposely skip or I should rest ?

Kingdavid579:
This year, I achieved a milestone: becoming a millionaire at 26, thanks to hard work and God's blessings.

No end-of-year treats planned, just gratitude and looking forward to the new year.

My brother I was happy also
Untill I realize that €750 would also make me a millionaire.
Na so I begin think again

Factcheck0001:
bros

U don start again

No b u buy red muscle January this year?

No b u still beg money for betting thread that day?

I just say make I hail u ni oooo

You don start to dey checkmate nairaland billionaires .
Okay we dey watch u.

chopnaira:
Already got mine last week. After waiting for a few months (6 months to be precise), my newly ordered 2024 Toyota G. Highlander Hybrid arrived from factory. Brand new with less than 100km on the mileage.

Merry Christmas everyone.

Bad guy
Bulletproofin' yourself from sapa

Mineisgrace:
To buy 2 chicken and rice.
I will cook and share the food as a support to the needy.

Help your brother with 1k if it's easy for u
Pls 8094155668
Opay
1k can afford bread and beans in my side .
I've not eaten no work .
God bless

Brimstone77:
Hello guys please I need an urgent help.

A friend of mine applied for a working visa to Kuwait, she's going to work as a hair dresser.

Few days ago she got a call that her visa is out,today she's telling me that they are requesting for 1.5 million frcfa which equivalent to 3milion + naira,she's said they said money will be used to settle the agent that processed her visa and for her flight, I think the company she's going to work for will foot all her traveling expenses?

She's also told me that they had initially paid 1.5milion frca for the same visa..


Please is this genuine or she's been scammed or about to be scammed..

They have sent her the picture of the visa.

But why not ku ku wait
Wait till u are sure it's legit

illicit:
I feel you bro, I don't see why they smoke colorado, meth (ice, mpulumili)

In kubwa here, 33 junction, I know a girl who now looks like a man, breast and yansh have disappear because of ice...

They call it para

My man

Ilamina:
No wonder, most nairalanders look down on me

I have a slot in my church
Sponsoring to Germany
It's free but has terms and conditions
You can apply
It's work visa o

Lostchild:
Daily reading of your Bible will first clear the color veil of sin out from your eyes. Then the Word of God it will cover your eyes with beams of light.

With your eye beams, you can see beyond your roof or walls. But evil spirit always do and they will try to quench it when ever they see it in the eyes of a Christians. This is why you will need to add prayers to it.

Sometime I see the light flashes towards me from my roof, but at other times, I see it inside my body like a golden light.

Like I said, reading your Bible will cover your your eye balls as beams. It will cover your head as golden helmet. It will cover your hands as gloves, and it will cover your leg as a golden shoe.

Guy I want to transform my life but it looks as if God is annoyed with me

codedgalaxy:
The redpil knowledge does no teach one to be "unromantic" or whatever, but to open ones vision so he sees farther and better analyzes what he's about to delve into.
The red pill is more like a headsup⚠️ ,rather than a stop sign🛑 so you are better prepared for what's coming your way.

,
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Lol while we at it I might as well drop a redpill knowledge that may be kinda hard to accept.

Ok here's it,
Somehow, you and I, are kind of a retirement plan of our parents .
When I say retirement plan, I don't necessarily mean being a money bag or shit like that but, a careful look into it with a redpill view, you will realize that all their labour and toil ,Wasn't so selfless afterall, but a set up they stand to benefit a great deal from on the long run.
Either through post parental care or the cash you send back home while they can't fend for themselves .

Most parents who fail to invest in their kids, end up in nursing homes without friends nor love one around them.

Now with this knowledge do you think it's advisable for a kid to confront his parents with his new found knowledge, or try to make the best out of the privilege he's been given.
The answer is yours.
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Ps .. I Know many will fail to wrap their heads around this, some may even misinterpret it but kudos to those who understands the real knowledge embedded deep within this post.
Peace✌️

Still end up saying Nonsense

otherway:
In my opinion, this peller guy has done what Yorubas call Ogun Eyonu.

It works well and can work for long if you have what it takes to sustain it's efficacy.

If a talented person does it, the talent will sustain it but if not, it will only work for a while then you fade off and never to be relevant again.

I won't write more than this.

One thing about those charm
When they go they go with aggression . People wey like u b4 go hate u like mad

Smokers of crystal meth

mayorall:
Dear all,

As parts of our corporate social responsibility. We will like to share 1 million naira for 50-75 eligible nairalanders.

If we got only 50 people. They will get 20k each.

If it's 75 people: 15k each.

This is to celebrate and buy Christmas chicken.

Thanks

Eligibility criteria:

1. Active membership on nairaland in the last two years.

2. Participation/helping other nairalanders. Like giving advice, directions, opinions from any section of the forum from Agriculture, Romance, Travel, business, health etc.

3. Those that throw tantrums and insult others on the forum won't be eligible. Your political view, tribe or location doesn't matter as a far as you always present opinions in a respective manner.

4. You must have more than 100 or more than 100 posts on nairaland. You do not need to have a thread to qualify.

Application processes:

Just type and explain how you meet and exceed the above eligibility criteria ( Very important please)

We will quote you here on one of your old posts to drop your account to receive the payment. Kindly note that we will go half way this week. We will start disbursement on Thursday and complete lists of those that won the first sets on Wednesday.

Please if you qualified and you don't need the fund, please do not apply.

If this isn't the right thread to post this. Moderator can move it.

I'm eligible
I've been active for more than 2 years and I don't abuse people , I have more than 100 post and I help people, like giving sexual advise or any relative advise
Thank you

Kobojunkie:
Seems to me like you have been stuck playing the same video game over and over in your dream. Since stressing yourself to beat the witch is not helping you move to the next level of the game. Try, ignoring her or just letting her beat you and see if that helps. In the end, a lot of times it does not matter what we do in those dreams .... what matters is whether we learn anything tangible that we can use in our regular lives from them.

You no see when I talk say I beat her aka (killed)

Then I woke up
Very stupid thing

illicit:
When I was in final year, writing my final exams. One day I received a call from a boy, Bankole, who I registered for WAEC the previous year.

I knew him from my base in Akure, he was my mentee. He called me that he was on his way to Ilorin to spend some couple of days with me. I said fine even though he never told me he was coming...


When he arrived, I tried my best to make him comfortable in my one room apartment.
But he was far from comfortable. He would always complain that he wants money. He gambles, if I give him money he gambles with it. I think I stopped giving him money but there was food in the house.

He would tell me to my face that I was living below standard that he would occupy a flat and have a nice ride at 100 level.

I told him it's fine but I am fine and contented in my little self con and I use the bus or taxi to school.

He was trying to do yahoo and he would always meet my Landlord and I saw them severally cahooting, whispering and conspiring...

My Landlord was an Alfa and I have never asked him for paracetamol.
He started going about with one guy called Principal, a ne'erdowell and dubious fast talking element.

At a point I had to inform my closest pal, neighbor and coursemate. We both tried to instil sense into Bankole but Bankole was adamant.

At some point I started seeing him with strange items and fetishes...

Like he would wake up midnight to boil water, take sand from outside, bath with black soap and always looking for Hausa sponge...

I stopped eating in my house.

I later stopped sleeping in my room. We share my bed.

I had a red short that he likes to wear.

After about a month, he left for Akure, I also left for Akure after my papers.

I wore that short that he often wears, Omoh I started scratching my body like I was infected. It was really serious.


I went to a clinic. They said it's bacteria infection. I have to disinfect my body and clothes infact the man said I must get rid of all the clothes I had worn since the itching started. I did that.

I bought new clothes. I spent money unnecessarily.

To cut the long story short.
I was inside FUTA one morning, trying to get cash from the ATM when one of Bankoles friends called me and said Bankole is dead.

DEAD!!!?

HOW?

They said that morning he just complained of stomach pain and he was dead in seconds😳

Who does that?
Bankole.

Infact they had to bury him ASAP in a shalow grave as he still have parents and was like the last child.

It was pathetic....


😐

After some months I went back to Ilorin for Clearance and some fornication.

I still stayed on my old street at Lords and Queen's hotel. Then I saw my Landlord and I told him of Bankoles demise.

The man said Haaa, he must have got more than what he bargained for... Can you imagine?

It means he knows something right?

Anyway Bankole is dead and I know he must have shook hand inside dark magic to get money...

Bankole may your soul never rest in peace because you f up and you no take advise...

🥴

What if he had died in my house?


Bankole was a very jovial guy he was about 17. He was very funny amd friendly.
I miss him sometimes but he f up big time. He for still dey alive like this like this...

U just compose story because u no get ni ey for dirty December .
Oga go do ritual no dey bring bulshit here

Nazgul:
I've noticed that whenever I eat after 9pm upwards I usually feel very tired and sleepy most times I even sleep on the meal.

Just last night I prepared food and couldn't it until almost 10pm because I was busy. I was still eating the food when I started feeling dizzy and dozzed off. I woke up around past 1am this morning to find the food in front of me. I finish it sha.

I want to know if this is normal or it's a medical condition cos I'm already starting to get worried. Is anyone experiencing the same issue?

Cc Mynd44 Nlfpmod dominique

You people lie a lot
Which drug u dey use ?

Nazgul:
I've noticed that whenever I eat after 9pm upwards I usually feel very tired and sleepy most times I even sleep on the meal.

Just last night I prepared food and couldn't it until almost 10pm because I was busy. I was still eating the food when I started feeling dizzy and dozzed off. I woke up around past 1am this morning to find the food in front of me. I finish it sha.

I want to know if this is normal or it's a medical condition cos I'm already starting to get worried. Is anyone experiencing the same issue?

Cc Mynd44 Nlfpmod dominique

This is strange let's not pretend it's normal

Bmaster:
after sex,all I do is wish I know how to do a fake transfer,.That dry kpekus that I priced 20k because I saw a bubbling ass inside skirt is not worth it.I just wish I knew how to do a fake transfer wherein the beneficiary will receive alert,but it won't reflect or add value to her account balance.

I did it to 3 girls this year for one girl o
Nothing sweet there jare
Na small boy nonsense
Tho one small girl kept disturbing and monitoring my movement Sha I gave her small money not what we agreed like 2 weeks after .

All these use these
Use these
Oga no masturbate for one month
During that one month
Do press up
And kegel exercise
There is a particular K exercise, if u do it for 2 weeks , no use drugs just go nack , u gats come back dey lick my shoe .
No how
The kegel dey YouTube Sha
With pE with ED
Otilor

Mine is weird
I no no how to explain
To type stress me gan
But I beat the witch , like I had to wake up and sleep again , I still jam the witch for dream
Same night o , but I beat her this time .
I no sabi type shit hard

MetroSip:
Do you want to sell your Pi? I am actively buying.
Rate depends on amount. I still buy for 1500/pi. Depending on the amount you're selling. Comment to reply on this thread, let's deal asap.
The platform to deal is up to you. Either here or on my green app. Testimonies go soon flow down here!

Do u buy kyc in queue own
Pic below
Well I mean would u buy the account I've done every necessary kyc requirements but I need cash
Yee

Suicideboy:
Long story short, I've dedicated my whole life to my career, now holding an engineering role with close ties to my company's executive committee. To get here, I chose to stay single and even burned bridges with family and friends.

Recently, though, I've been questioning it all. A close colleague, who worked directly under the CTO and was with the firm for nearly 20 years, was abruptly fired after a minor disagreement. Seeing someone so loyal and experienced dismissed so easily made me realize how fragile my own position is. If that happened to me, I don’t know if I could recover. It's left me feeling nihilistic about all the sacrifices I made for my career.

I can buy any car I want, own the latest phones and gadgets, dine at the finest restaurants, and even pay for the company of the most expensive escorts. Yet, none of it fills the void. I’ve achieved what most would call success, but it feels hollow. Every purchase, every indulgence, is just a fleeting distraction from the emptiness that lingers. The more I have, the more I realize how little it all means. What’s the point of all this wealth and status if, at the end of the day, I still feel utterly alone and unfulfilled?

Proof you have 50million naira in your account you are not using again , just ($35,000) o
Guy more money is your problem and time management, if na u b dangote u no go dey complain I .