₦airaland Forum

Samantha125:
Is Mrcork still around?

He's the only nairalander I missed while I was not around...😂😂😂

Low-key u just dropped bars
Consider rapping u MAY blow

Tobokongs:
Chai

Igb0s won't like this news.

Tinubu just dey PressTheirButton.

Their excos go call national meeting now make all lgbos stop to dey bank for UBA.

We can all see the essence of Tinubu's visit now.

War against ourselves
Now una go say 9ja no grow
How e wan grow
Tribalism shit just full everywhere
Any small thing Igbo Yoruba

Sonofgod1990:
Oya paste aza. But I no b werey

E go affect ur sportybet business na
No worry use am hold body till u guide

skywalker240:
Am a welder/spray painter I'll send you pictures this evening after I get off from work

U dey talk like my client wey dey Yankee
Wey dey receive $17 per hour
Werey go quickly snap himself show me
Make him come do the painting for Nigeria
Na $17 he go collect in one month

Softmirror:
You mean the likes of Federal Universities of technologies?

The main problem is we Nigerians hardly want to struggle for the common good of this nation. We are mostly saboteurs. I can remember a headmaster of a technical secondary school who told his students to carry almost all the machines and hand tools that was bought for the students by the Federal government to his house. He stole almost every thing. That's how it plays out in all sectors. WE ARE OUR OWN PROBLEM.

We know Nigeria is bad but talk true
Student carry machine go house
That one na direct casting na (risk )
No human can take that risk
That's pure thief

Sonofgod1990:
Thanks boss

Guy u b werey
U never send my 5k

Sonofgod1990:
Please which betting platform is the best in terms of big odds and better bonus
Bet9ja
Betking
Spotty bet
1xbet
Which among them please
I mean which among of them do Nigerians use at the moment

Sporty is popular
1x has big odd but dem sabi whyne person esp when u win , dem go manipulate am change am for you

Screwcode1:
Why am I here, I really don’t like the fact my life revolves around man made papers called money, I’m really ashamed that I’ve to pray to God for man made paper, I’m really ashamed that I’ve to thank God for getting man made paper, from crying out of my mother’s womb to crawling to becoming a man, it was all centered on making money! It cost 8million dollars to make a single replica human robot, and it was yet to be perfected, it means 8million dollars couldn’t make me, it means I’m more to than just chasing papers, what then it is?

You find it in hell
A trip to hell

harmargedon:
Baba go there go hustle

Like not advisable study visa right
What about work visa to Germany

Zonefree:
If anything happens to Akpi Nwamama, this country no go contain all of us.

akpi wey u dey stream him music abi .

Codes151:
finish first

I fit finish school.make school finish me

Codes151:
finish first

Guy cult stuff
Even the school is not habitable
I can't metion name of school to remain anonymous.
But if I finish I might lose my life as in sometimes I can't stay in campus for more than a week

AndrewTate:
Go to coursera.org pick a tech course, study and get that cert for a start....you won't be talking like this in a few months.


Since people have to think for you guys these days...small challenge=depression or suicide 🤦🏾‍♀️
I tire

And before you mention money, IT'S TOTALLY FREE.

Coursera is free
Dey play

Jamesmatic:
Absolutely the owner of Brighton club Tony bloom in England is a serial gambler and he made billions with punting. So why not. it's achievable if you stick with a plan.


Go and study how Anthony Grant Bloom AKA the Lizard on how he made he's wealth from gambling.

Gambling is not for illiterate. It's for genius who are good with statistics and numbers.

Na statistics go make rashford score for man u
That plan that you are sticking to na Gambling go flog u stick last last . You never hear of kobonaire.
Just dey play

Screwcode1:
I’m still bombing. I’m still getting paid, I’ve went broke and only what I figured out was I was really happy having money, I went buoyant and I figured I’m still depressed

Do you Intend doing giveaway here or sharing update
Anyone I'm cool
Things dey touch me

simpleseyi:
Italians, Polish, Swedes, French, Germans, and Nigerians living in those countries are running to UK which is also a poor country. Currently happening

Na Libya people wey come through land
No necessary skill or document
Wetin u expect .

Codes151:
post your education make we fit help u

Now Ssce
But am in 300lvl bsc comp sci
But I don't want to wait again

Sonnobax15:
. Afa guy,make I drop aza make you Show the whole world say you fit do pass Peller and no be to dey talk cho cho cho?

So na through your aza he go use show d world .
World cup ni
If u vex that's ur own world cup of tea
Persons wey never chop

EmperorCaesar:


This one doesnt even look Nigerian. E be like all those Miami city gangsters

Bola and Chicago sound familiar and both is traceable to one great guy here in Nigeria.

This Bola tho. Maybe this is the guy Atiku was referring to when he claimed a certain Bola, a drug pusher and Chicago residence was once convicted for crime

But 2.8 million too small for our oga na

eejo:
Nigerians are suffering and your administration need to create Jobs for our youth. You have from now till 2027 to do this or we will be facing each other in 2027 elections. AM tired of Nigerians working as slaves overseas because of unemployment in the Country
I can create 50 million jobs in two years and solve Nigeria unemployment woes
message from EEJO Make Nigeria Great Again
10k for the first 7 people who have no job

Let's hope God help me win in the next one

raphy:
He even have private jet he die young after many wealth vanity upon vanity...

You don start
PA
personal assistant

DomPerignon:
Ezeogu comes to mind.

His rise to riches was astronomical and he died almost as sudden.

He owned an electronic shop on Opebi,Ikeji.

Anambra and rituals is 5&6

Guy na ezego
The man na werey money wey that man get during his time , no politician fit breath.
Person wey dey donate money to our president then
Just dey play
That

Xwizard:
here are my conclusions below

1. You are telling a lie
2. You have not deceived me
3. Give us details how you came back and how long it takes you.
4. Share more light on how your agent got his share from you.
5. Did you finally meet your brother in the said Morocco?



For anyone that want to leave this country, pls don’t ever hesitate but if only you have surviving funds and legit means.


Note: many Nigerians are now suffering and broke in disporal, don’t be deceived by the pictures they take daily. Whoever wants to help will send you funds first to calm your nerves, then start working on your documents.

Op is a terrible liar, and forgot to understand today Nigerians are now intelligent especially Nairalanders.

Lol Nigerians are intelligent
Na dey suffer , d funniest thing is you vote for govment wey no favour u , u still dey livefake life dey suffer in silence . Guy if Nigeria is intelligent then America is dumb . Infact the whole of the wet are dumb .
Ordinary protest na wahala

PapaNnamdi:
This is why samurais are ranked the most loyal,

They will rather die than surrender in a battle that they can't win

Oga there are some fight u can never win
Just give up (smoke screen)
Restrategize and attack when d enemy don sleep on mat.

Vikto17:
My mother is becoming something else honestly... l don't know if it selfishness or something else...

l will be 30yrs next year ,have a business that is paying me well , my fiancee is also doing well for herself .....

l realize that each time l raise issue regarding marriage. my mother keep on emphasizing on building house first and riding cars...l feel she is either not in touch with reality or she is afraid the help l am giving the family will stop once l get married...

In either way l am gradually smelling danger...my parents may disapproved my marriage because of their selfish reasons...

The thought of it annoys me honestly,, because l intend doing this marriage with or without their concept.. how do l start handling this issue? l intend getting married highest by 2026.please l need ur advice nairalanders..

Oga u are very stupid and very emotional
All your write up na emotions full am
Only a real man can tell
U open mouth call ur mom selfish , because u dey render financial advise wey she dey render u b4
Just dey play

FireUpNow:
Travelling out of Nigeria by road is a terrible thing. Are you from Edo state? Why make such a dangerous risk?

Any small thing edo
But edo people dey take risk Sha ,

Urgent1Million:
We are discouraged from leaving the country.
Message taken.
You helped girls to get help from a priest into an NGO but couldn't get help yourself.
Continue!

Leave am
Na Harriet Tubman

PapaNnamdi:
I don't believe this story,

Any man that has had a near death experience is not afraid of dying,


Getting to Morocco against all odds should further boost your zeal to cross to Europe, but you saying you returned back to Nigeria by yourself, makes me doubt this story,
It's either it's made up
Or you are not a fighter

We Get what we aim for or we die trying,
There is no grey area once the mind is made up,

Make fighter go diefor meditarian sea or desert
Just dey play

madridguy:
Hide your number before boys will take your money take flex for Christmas.

And u quote him to help him hide his number
MUGU

Ahmed0336:
2006159090 First bank

One 5k would affect his business

Sonofgod1990:
Smiles!¡ Oya drop account make i surprise you

Boss say Allah
Make my helper no turn me to mentor
8094155668
Opay .
Pls don't do anything that would affect the business
5k might affect the business

Sonofgod1990:
Who missed me? I'm back from my Canada Trip. Who missed me?
5 people should send account so I can drop 5k to each of you. Thanks and God bless you all

See this son of sapa
5k wey u go use chop .