₦airaland Forum

RAND250:
Just yesterday some nairalander was mocking Putin

Let's talk y Putin no fit face america directly .
FEAR
Dem just dey oppress who dem fot oppress na Ukraine

Elvictor:
Only warning strike Ukraine don go report to daddy U.S, and incessant press releases after chest beating for the past two days.

Bros ukrain is basically the junior brother of Russia , just like nairaland is the junior bro of Facebook . To me it's bully sef

richmond500:
what has that got to do with the fact that God does not give a fvck about us?

Oga all Richmond knows that God exist .
Are u Richmond or richMUD

richmond500:
God does not exist or he is deaf.

Nigeria has been calling God,
paying tithe,
keeping night vigil,
sowing seed,
disturbing neighbours with megaphones

Yet this God no even get our time, even the British that introduce this God story doesn't worship him as we do

Later u go talk say u b Richmund

HelenaWills:
How then did you know that he skin is sweet if you've not eaten it before?
Stop contradicting yourself.

He go use catfish lie
Just watch

essentialone:
At least I was making attempt to sound like someone who has sense. You said so yourself.

But as for you? Fish has a better brain than you.

Oga focus
You are trying to sound like you have sense but you got nothing .
Now read that and read what u wrote again .
Peace
U still use hand like ur own comment again

DrDoc:
Why dont you use this money to build wealth here ? How you people jump on this travel train can be very very unbelieveable. 10M will set up an irrigated Soya Beans farm that will give atleast 80 M in eight months. Nigerians smh

Na so
Lord Dangote

essentialone:
I can never ever knowingly eat any animal that I fear while they are still alive. And it includes Dogs and Snakes.

Read slowly. Those 2 have a lot to do with a particular gender...

Dogs and Snakes cult group.

That is where I draw the line.

Life is deep and Metaphysical...

You are trying to sound like u have sense
Oga u no get nothing . Read what u wrote

Lalami3232:

Nigerians dey chop oOoOoo . Funny enough, na men dey chop all these things pass. Dem go buy am come house and expect the wives to cook am because of "understanding wife" . God abeg, if I never get money to fit cater for my tear rubber virgin and untouched wife, no give me the thought of getting married yet. I visit one man one day like that, he serve me with snake meat. Me wey no dey refuse food normally, I refuse .
The only connection I get with snake na when I dey write PYTHON CODE as a tech guy, aside that, I no do abeg
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nation wide with the good news

Forur mind now u make sense

SKhanmi:
Finally got here. I’ll say networking fundamentals, Deploying Kubernetes application and Firebase are the hardest part of this GCP course. But by the time you go over it again and again, understanding would break through.

Breaking down a monolith app/website into microservices is easy to understand. Configuring and exposing them is not especially with the CLI.

You have to keep tabs on Project ID, Artifact repository, Docker container names, Docker image names and Damn… This definitely not something you’ll use a month to learn.

Still, I learnt how to read the codes and patch them to get the required results in the challenge labs even though I don’t fully understand some aspects. That’s encouraging.

That firebase course contains a lot of codes though, Will just shelve it till my brain cools off.

Can I get ur whatsap no
Or how can I contact u
Something very important for

AllBlack:
I just take 2 spoons raw and na better sleep be that. I can't remember the last time I drank tea.
I hope it works for you

Chai na sugar every night b that o

AllBlack:
I can stay 10 years without drinking tea but I used to always have MILO for this purpose.

U drink with hot water right ?

AllBlack:
Yes. I can stay awake for days but one or two spoons of MILO and I am off

I don see my plug no more weed

Ayoefa:
He suffer to create you, NOT ME.

God created me, not Jesus. Jesus was a human being like you and me.
That's your problem if you believe all that Jesus created you while he was also just a human being like you.

Calm down
I don't even believe your god
So calm before u fool yourself thinking your sense guage is full .

ADELEKE7:
Good morning everyone,
Base on My own opinion, you need to report the case to police because this is police case, you need to drop your phone number for who wants to call you or drop your sis[color=#000099][/color]ters number with your name,

For army matter
Dey play

kezyv:
How I saved
good evening guys
so I have been working at a POS place for more than one year now earning 15k monthly from which I use to take care of me and My junior sister who is learning hairdressing and make up.
on Friday at around two pm I was out of cash and my boss directed me to a super market where we normally collect cash from, so as I was on my way there I Saw a crowd of people beating a guy up so I asked someone who was close by what was happening and he said the guy took another guy's private part so they were going to deal with him, immediately he said that I remember a post I saw on nairalanf a few months ago about an innocent doctor who was accused of the same thing so I felt the guys might be innocent as well and decided to interfare.
I went over to the accuser and asked him what happened (as I was talking to the guy some guys had already bring tyres and fuel to lynch the accused) he told me the guy used his shoulder to hit his own and immediately he felt his private part disappear so he raised alarm and people got hold of the guy and that they must burn him alive.
I immediately started to beg them and asked the guy that he should prove his private part had disappeared at first people started to beat me claiming that I was an accomplice but I did not back down until the guy checked his trouser and started claiming that the guy had returned it.
so it became a heated argument and finally the guy was asked to test if still works then a girl volunteered to seduce him and immediately she started the guy was as hard as rock then I begged them to rush the accused guy to the hospital and I went with them.
On coming back to my work place I saw 72 missed calls from my boss and other strange numbers, I immediately called him and he asked me where I was then I told him I was at the shop and narrated every thing that happened to him but he just told me to wait for him surprisingly within 30 mins I saw him coming with two army Men then I was told to follow them to the barracks, I was so confused but I followed out of fear, on getting there I was told that I tried to run away with his money then he told me that the owner of the super market said he gave me 180k, I cried my heart out telling him it's not true but he refused to believe I was locked up in a room in the barracks since then, reaciving the worst kinds of beating and punishment every single day telling me to provide the money.
Yesterday I was forced to sign am agreement that I will pay the money within 3 months, they collected my phone (am typing this with my sister's phone) and the small money I had in my account I was forced to transfer it to them, now today the wounds have gotten infected and I don't even have money to treat myself neither do we even have food to eat.
All these happened because I decided to save a stranger.
please help me push this to the front page so others can see how wicked people can be.
seun.
Nlfp mod

Guy ya creative but lie no just fit some people , no matter how sweet

Maeve7:
The only thing that is low is your IQ.

Gbam
But u b werey o
Na midnight I dey read this shit sleep no fit catch me again for 2 weeks I swr .
Wetin concern IQ now , u come still add low

Ayoefa:
Jesus won't be able to save your sorry brainwashed ass when they drop a nuclear bomb on you.
Jesus that couldn't save his own ass when was hanged like a common criminal.
Better borrow some sense and stop being a low IQ religious slave.

Person wey suffer create u
Omor jesus don suffer for Nigeria

CaptainZubi:
Low key I want a ww3 too

No lie how much u get for aza
Wetin u chop last night
It's easy to detect some things in people

osazsky:
America get these things in many numbers but they don't make noise..once that north Korea guy and Putin manage do one small thing ,internet explodes

Oya American citizen

Capillary88:
Why do people find it hard to sleep at Night.?

U get 1m for aza

ozoono:
That same OBJ brought telecommunication the one u are using to type this rebuish to Nigeria, abi dat one nor dey

Stupid achievement for u and him na

DaRenewed:
To those saying Money ritual doesn't exist. Make una dey play. The same set of people who doesn't believe in Death & resurrection of Christ nor Whatever Islam teaches wouldn't believe it does exist.
If you're a Yoruba person, Have you ever heard about what they call "Gbéewá"?; A random stranger will bring millions of naira in Ghana-must-go to your house but the consequences are crazy.... Omo!, there is spirituality & there are dark powers you can't fathom with your rational mind....
Wouldn't say much, if you believe it doesn't exist, hit me up & I will take you on a Journey😅

How person fot contact u .

codemaniacs:
money ritual is killing someone and removing their organs in order to sell the organs... money rituals is organ trafficking and it has nothing to do with juju which is a style of music in Yoruba culture or can also mean vibe...

the a:rab and e:uropean religions are false religions and not meant to be taken serious by black people... fasting has nothing to do with prayer...

fasting means starving yourself and when you starve yourself you become weak... e:uropeans/A:merican encouraged fasting to make their slaves weak and prevent their slave from eating which means the slaves would not have energy to escape or fight back...

you need a high IQ to be able to understand the above sentence...

you are very ignorant...

People like u just dey sweet me
I just dey happy

chimex38:
Lol. thanks for the education, but you get my point..

I wish I speak animal language.
That's will be a very great asset

No body talk animal here
Oga focus
Na snake language b d koko

Rixema01:
if u a lady drop ur email

I refuse to believe u bought that colos with your money
Like ur sweat ,cos this one don do u dirty

PinkNature:
Can a guy use? Can you post a pic of your face?? Blur your eyes out pls. Want to see the colour and how smooth your face is.

I have a slightly rough face and my skin is oily too.

Which one b blur ur eyes
Bros she no dey take colos na

EnoSakhare:
Hey op
My dad also had a stroke recently
His speech got affected
How is your dad
How is his speech now?

How is your dad o
Omor this stuff is getting real

Okay I've learnt something on nairaland
Awon werey ni almond ni o

fuckingAyaya:
This thing wey u write, how he sound for ur ear? Or u dey monkey tail joint day type this things

I feel this nairaland has one spirit
Guy that I for naira stand for IQ
Person go dey with him sense but when him log in nairaland , one spirit go sit down on am

DesChyko:
Amaka, not Amala. Make una try dey read small before una comment na.

Him own error na typo
Werey just admit

ruffhandu:
Let me try, but make sure you keep an open mind. Don't come asking this question with a predetermined resolve to discredit any postulation/hypothesis/theory/experiential knowledge, etc.

When you do money ritual, one common thing is this: the spirits gather all the monies you are supposed to gain in future, and spread it over the time you are allotted by the giver (devil). For instance, if you are supposed to live for 70yrs, and you are 20, and all through the remaining 50 yrs of your life you are supposed to amass 10b. If you do money ritual, the devil may decide to cut your life to 10 instead of 50. Meaning that on the average you will be given 1b every year, and once it is 10 yrs from then, you die.

Now, on the cause of your life, you will be asked to perform various sacrifices. For instance, you donate a woman's womb evey 2 months. The sacrifice will open up the tap of money and it keeps rushing, a time may come when womb is no longer able to open that tap, then you will be asked to perform a harder sacrifice, say kill the women. If you do, then it keeps rushing once again. With time, a yet harder task, like killing your own, then 2 women every quarter. And on and on.

Sometimes the devil will also scam you. When it just feels you should not be given the money, they will set you up and you will get caught in the act, either after committing the act, or about to. Thereafter, you will either be killed by a mob, or end up in jail. There is so much to say about the formats that I can spend hours with talking about it.

How the money comes.
Also, different formats. First they find your job (just the same way God blesses people), and cause people to come rushing up patronage on you. If you are a contractor, you will just receive calls some places you never applied for a contract, then they will regularise your papers and give you the contract. If you sell wares, for instance supermarket, restaurant, or boutique. You will just realise that once you put up goods for sale, people will just come and buy, no matter the price tag.

In some cases spirits are sent to buy from you. In other instances people's who originally wouldn't buy from you will just be led to you. That is why you see some people regret buying some items sometimes, either because they planned to buy, or the price was too exhorbitant for them. Such that in their right mind, they would never have bought it. But because they had the money, the demons will just influence them to buy from that particular person.

Check when fake pastors do ritual. It simply draws people to their church. Some of those people are not humans. You will see a church grow from it 20-30 members to 4,000 in one month. The very day the fake pastor break the rule, he won't know how his church will just go back to 10 members the next sunday.

You see the people who claim to be yahoo. The demon goes to the 'client' and take over their mind. So, whatever the yahoo boy tells them, they will just do.
Another format is this. If the person doesn't have any handwork, no knowledge of any business, and not educated. The demons may decide to supply him raw cash. This is the type that you hear that something is vomiting money for the person. If you use a human who is rendered useless and kept somewhere in the house, the money will be vomited by the vessel. Raw cash.
Once a man did this type, once in a while, a man or woman he doesn't know will somehow come and drop a bag of money for him.

Sometimes they will come drop a bag and tell him to please look after it for them to check something and come back, and they will never come back. When the man becomes worried after not seeing the owner, he may decide to check the content of the big bag, and then will see wads of currency. This usually happens during the first encounter. Subsequently, the person would have been schooled by the priest.

This was the format known to native doctors in the past. But just as people are getting sophisticated in money laundering, the native doctors now learn how to also incorporate money ritual into their clients' business to avoid suspicion from the public.

It is good to note the following:
1. For the people who receive raw cash from demons, these monies are aggregated sums of monies stolen from the hands of innocent, weak-spirited humans. If you are a victim, your money will just disappear without trace. After unsuccessfully looking for it, you will just find some excuses to either blame yourself for being carless, or you accuse people you live with. One I had a friend whose father told them when he was young a water spirit wanted him to marry her. he was very rich. When he refused, the spirit started stealing his money. Because he was living with no other but his younger brother, he accused him of being the thief, and eventually, sent him out of his house. But unfortunately, his money kept missing. It was then the spirit revealed that she was the thief and promised to continue until he agrees to her proposal. Once he married her, the theft stopped. He married her before he married my friend's mother, his human wife.

2. Once you do money ritual, you eat your future, once it is finished, your life goes in. If for any reason you stop along the line and get delivered somehow, you only have the crumbs left of your destined wealth. This means you will most likely remain a pauper for life. You will be lucky to have your life. There are circumstances where you can still live relatively comfortable.

3. Once you do money ritual, the devil will make you in most cases to live a wasteful life.

4. There is never a money ritual that will not cost you dearly. Once a young lady went to a native doctor to do ritual to travel abroad and be successful. Truly, in no time, someone just came around looking for girls to take to Europe (she is from edo state). She went to him and indicated interest but told the guy she had not money. The guy accepted to take her, with the agreement that she will work and pay up as agreed once she gets there ( I am sure you know the type of work). Once she got there, one of her early clients just liked her and married her, paid up what she owed her oga. Few years later, the oyibo man died and left his estate for her. Now (I mean 2024), she wants to marry a Nigerian man, or any man (but she prefers Nigerian) and settle down, but discovers she doesn't have a womb anymore. She used to carry out a ritual in benin every year, and now she is angry they took her womb (the native eventually told her that was the source of her success) and stopped the sacrifice. But they are now chasing her around spiritually. She prefers peace of mind now to the wealth all around her.

5. Some people have nothing in their future. So, no matter how many rituals they do, they will never make big money.

6. Some people are jus a little better than the people who can never succeed in ritual. Such people will succeed quite alright, and within the cause of their money ritual journey, will attract a total of just about 50-100m. Thinking that the money will always come, they will lavish it. Then the tap will shut, and no matter what else they do, it will amount to zero. They will now revert to abject poverty, such poverty that usually lead some of them to suicide, or being set up by demons when they try so hard to do another ritual, which will either land them in jail or in the grave.

My fingers are paining me.

That demonic set up is real
Those demons b confirm werey