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Crime › Re: Video Of Youths Stealing Cattle From A Spoilt Truck by tobenuel(m): 12:38pm On Jun 22, 2024
Zonefree:
You're now a wailer grin
Broda man, I shock when I see that guy comment, I went back and forth to check his profile. or is he on the loose?. I can see helinues roaming free at the moment
Nairaland General › Re: Creation Of Amana State, Rep Jafar Fighting A Just Course For Adamawa Citizens by tobenuel(m): 10:04pm On Jun 21, 2024
Jafar in the bill altered [/b]coninstitutiontion[b] to accommodate the creation of Amana State from the present-day Adamawa State, North East of Nigeria.

According [/b]toHihimitt[b] only through the creation of Amana State that the entire Northern Senatorial District of Adamawa experience massive development.


IT IS WELL
Politics › Re: Negotiations Ongoing To Establish A Joint Venture Oil Refinery In Abia – Otti by tobenuel(m): 10:03pm On Jun 21, 2024
IjawUnited:
Only thing in your brain 🧠 Obi Obi Obi

Obi is not yet the president and you're already dreaming of him

Your worst fear will come to pass in your lifetime
Leave these people, don't engage them. let them keep roaming about
Politics › Re: Negotiations Ongoing To Establish A Joint Venture Oil Refinery In Abia – Otti by tobenuel(m): 9:58pm On Jun 21, 2024
I no dey see yarimo again, abi him change moniker?. This thread is for him. I gat nothing to say
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Lawyer Writes Dammy Krane Over Defamation & False Accusation Of Murder by tobenuel(m): 9:52pm On Jun 21, 2024
It's alright
Politics › Re: Hardship: We Can No Longer Plan Our Meals, FCT Residents Cry Out by tobenuel(m):
Toh

APC defenders of iniquities have said we all should start growing and rearing what we eat in our backyard. people that stay in face-me-I-face blocks of houses, I wonder how they going to cope with the backyard issues. in that same backyard, they should cultivate paddy rice(I wonder if they know the meaning of paddy), beans, tomatoes, palm trees, cassava, corn, millet and even cotton and so on. all because APC failed woofully and farmers can no longer tend to their farms cos of bandits, herdsmen and people of the underworld. and everybody is calm as if we are expecting a new bride. I can recall vividly what this same crop of APC did in 2012, but in 2023 they gave us a new bride in the person of Tinubu.

shame on PDP, they are the biggest fools at the moment
APC defenders nearly reduced my IQ, but God pass them

let us all continue to suffer, smell and smile
Romance › Re: I Want An Educated Man Who Can Pray, Cook, Do Laundry, Loves PDA & Can ‘perform by tobenuel(m): 8:39pm On Jun 21, 2024
1Sharon:
For you to ask this question means you're not her speck 🤣
lolz nah I cannot be her speck. But I am somebody's prayer point, I like to dominate. If I start to reason her matter, I think my IQ will drop drastically
Food › Re: Food Combos That Used To Be Considered very Cheap Meals. (pictures) by tobenuel(m): 7:44pm On Jun 21, 2024
Menemonic:
shocked as I prize single egg today in Lag na 300..be like I go buy fowls keep.. undecided
lolz, bad guy... wisdom no go injure you so. You want make the fowl just dey lay eggs for you
Politics › Re: More Edo PDP Chieftains Resign and Leave The Party by tobenuel(m): 4:45pm On Jun 21, 2024
With instruments and technicalities being put in place by APC, I see them claiming Edo state. this one no be matter of Edo no be Lagos. las las Upper boyz go calm down
Romance › Re: Lady Shows Up At Ex’s House To Challenge Him For Not Checking Up On Her For Week by tobenuel(m): 3:53pm On Jun 21, 2024
BareFacedLies:
What you need is a very good fúck cheesy
baba, you cannot satisfy that girl jennyclay. her case reminds me of a nollywood movie tittled Odum na akwaeke.
Family › Re: Nigeria Man Marries His Beautiful Oyibo Lover by tobenuel(m): 3:46pm On Jun 21, 2024
EreluRoz:
How their parents consent and act along still baffles me. Which kind of parents some of una get?

This is Luminouz dreams
Leave our boy along, he found his happiness. this is better than some of you girls here. you like to act all chicky and bossy, meanwhile no levels from you. now back to your question, well I will use another question to answer you. How did Regina Daniels parents feel and act along being married to Ned?. you girls really cannot take it
Romance › Re: I Want An Educated Man Who Can Pray, Cook, Do Laundry, Loves PDA & Can ‘perform by tobenuel(m): 3:37pm On Jun 21, 2024
OvertheTop:
Public Display of Affection....

After you Don wash and Iron Cloth Tire....
You will have to still show Love for Public as if you are Enjoying your Stress filled Slave Life..... grin grin grin
lolz, well that's women for us. their reasoning is out of this world. what will be her own contribution to the so called union, just to lay down like a drained log of wood
Crime › Re: Two Men Steal A Toyota Corolla From Abuja Mosque During Juma'at Prayer (Photos) by tobenuel(m): 2:34pm On Jun 21, 2024
Between Law and Ethics which one did they break here? also tag your politicians along
Romance › Re: I Want An Educated Man Who Can Pray, Cook, Do Laundry, Loves PDA & Can ‘perform by tobenuel(m): 2:32pm On Jun 21, 2024
Odoctor:
Patent Doctus Arteriosus
What?. is that a medical term? someone already told me it mean 'Public display of affection' in context to the article
Autos › Re: Obi Cubana Opens Tricycle (Keke) Assembly Plant In Lagos by tobenuel(m): 2:09pm On Jun 21, 2024
I go like be him distributor o

job don come o

make una help me tag Helinues

Lindlady wheres is Helinues?
Education › Re: Favour Atoe: Most Beautiful Campus Queen by tobenuel(m):
So this nonsense thread later made it to the front page.

I'm not talking about the girl in crown(buh she worwor shaa), I mean the write up is waccck or maybe I have not been following up previous thread.

Seun this ya Nairaland don cast o


I can see Helinues already roaming around, looking for Peculiar threads to vomit vile words
Education › Re: Meet Nwobodo Favour Chismidi: UNN Graduate Who Is A Polyglot by tobenuel(m): 5:35am On Jun 21, 2024
Racoon:
Whao! Really? What a feat mehn. Alaigbo to the world again. Beauty + brain combined. Even many people are finding it difficult to learn their mother tongue let alone single foreign language. Congratulations lady! Keep it up.
You sef, your own too much. na you create topic, na you still be the first person to comment and you started your comment with an exclamation 'Whao'. what you Whaoing for?
Crime › Re: Bandits Kill Man ‘considered Rude During Negotiation’ (Picture) by tobenuel(m): 8:38pm On Jun 20, 2024
one and half page for this thread is ok
Politics › Re: I Didn't Know That It Was Occultic Group I Joined - FS Yusuf Slammed Obidients by tobenuel(m): 8:37pm On Jun 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
Only the dumb ones will see no evil with what obidients did and still doing. I dislike that Obi ehn like I'll go physical with him anywhere I see him. Mtcheww
Anywhere I see Obi I must bite him hard. Rubbish
na so, madam ominiknowest. the way you wan take bite Obi so hard, if another person use that same strenght bite your Tinubu, you sure say him go survive
Politics › Re: Emir Tussle: Court Sets Aside Law Used In Dethroning Ado Bayero by tobenuel(m): 4:52pm On Jun 20, 2024
EreluRoz:
I dislike this Bayero, he's greedy and selfish
You act as if the world revolves around you.

buh Erulu afin, who gives a head?
Health › Re: 34 Die, 100 Hospitalised After Drinking Toxic Alcohol by tobenuel(m): 12:49pm On Jun 20, 2024
Indians eh, very anyhow people. most of those Kumars, no get sense


Chemistry tell us say na Ethanol na we fit drink and not Methanol.


NAFDAC don kukuma ban our sachet alcohols, all those manpower drinks
Politics › Re: Videos And Pictures Of Presidents Tinubu And Obasanjo In South Africa by tobenuel(m): 5:35am On Jun 20, 2024
Much ado about nothing








going back to sleep
Family › Re: Emotional Moment Lady Who Recently Completed Her NYSC Salutes Her Brother (vid) by tobenuel(m): 5:20am On Jun 20, 2024
All na for gram. when I completed my own, na my Mother I salute and nobody hear am

On a second note, where is Helinues, abi him never wake up? make una pour am water make him wake, day don break o. dem suppose dey pay Helinues weekly hazard allowance now o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2024 Seplat Graduate Trainee Scheme by tobenuel(m): 6:19pm On Jun 19, 2024
So people with 2.2 no be human being eh. wetin dem go come do
Romance › Re: I Want An Educated Man Who Can Pray, Cook, Do Laundry, Loves PDA & Can ‘perform by tobenuel(m): 3:38pm On Jun 19, 2024
Badexx:
Public Display of Affection
Oh that. once our women cross overseas, they begin to reason somehow
Romance › Re: I Want An Educated Man Who Can Pray, Cook, Do Laundry, Loves PDA & Can ‘perform by tobenuel(m): 2:52pm On Jun 19, 2024
Whats the meaning of PDA?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Thailand Legalises Same Sex Marriage by tobenuel(m): 11:26am On Jun 18, 2024
If I jam any people wey be gay, man and man, I fit use my 'KALA' shoot dem for head. like WTF, what is your plan in this life?, why are you GAY? why deviate from the ORDER of nature?

I no even get strength to ask dem question, I will shoot dem straight up

I HATE that word 'GAY'.
Crime › Re: 'Bling Bishop' US Pastor Sentenced To 9 Years Over Wire Fraud by tobenuel(m): 8:38am On Jun 18, 2024
This one na OG wire wire
Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: FG Pushes ₦‎62,000 Pay Despite Labour’s Opposition by tobenuel(m): 7:07am On Jun 17, 2024
Things are getting of hand

Dj play me HBP by Llona.

I am tired of thinking about the country
Politics › Re: Nigeria Confronts Its Worst Economic Crisis In A Generation by tobenuel(m): 6:52am On Jun 17, 2024
Toh

Where is Helinues. him never wake up?

@OP that pinchure wey you use as illustration get as e be na
Food › Re: Doctor Warns Nigerians Against Eating Rotten Tomatoes, Pepper by tobenuel(m): 7:04am On Jun 15, 2024
Awalawa tomantoe

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