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#DAY_BY_DAY#
#69RC
#MORALE : HIGGHH

Godwils3:
Hmmmmmm I notice some people behaving not as officer that they will soon become.. ..

You guys need step up and behave like nobles that you all are. .

I wrote my exams at NDA permanent site,inside multipurpose hall.....we Kaduna state candidates sat at d front.....to d Glory of God the exam was OK.

plus I was with xlaze that same day.. .
I pray we make not just d 50 man list but also d final list...

love you guys .....

DID XSLAZE PER-TAKE IN THE EXAM??

AdmiralPato:
Bad guy don vex

THAT GUY WANTS TO KILL ME WITH HIS LOQUACIOUS ATTITUDE

gamechanger01:
ok Sir, am sori for intervening sir, I don't knw its bastard u do call ur brodas(am nt calling ur brodas bastard,u said it urself.. since u ar calling d one u called ur broda bastard den calling ur real brodas bastard won't b a big deal for u)..even if dos ones in nda ar calling demselves bastard must u do wat d rest ar duin??..it takes notin to b different Sir!!

GUY U KNOW WHAT??.... JUST SHUT D FvCK

gamechanger01:
young man,am nt really interested in ur excuse or wateva u might call it dat make u to b against dis guy,y ar u always opposing him,it doesn't mata wat he did to u,u shud av turn a cold shoulder to wateva he did to u dat hurt u so dearly dats wat intelligent pple do(u can go meet wole Soyinka for more details)..he even put ur name in his post and u still av d gut to reply"YES SSIR" to b sincere sir u need to behave mature..any bone of contention btw u two shudnt turn to bone of condemnation..wise up dude

WHO'S THIS SABOTEUR INTERVENING?? THAT GUY IS MY BROTHER FROM ANODA MOTHER!!

yomzygallant:
but jamb score will also be added

I DON'T KNOW O

Tymix54:
Does scoring 80% in this exam stand a big chance?

YEAH BRO

nnamdi1998:
Admiralpato arcike tobhykillz oldfoolnigger sammielowkey sikan arlik captainbangz Rawswag fawaz22 salam saintbillion Thisboysef FearlessDapsin papacypaul Godwils3 demo4ril97 timykaydude NLproblemchild

IZZA KLE?

YES SIRRR

nnamdi1998:
Govt= pepper soup

ENG= Bread+beans+Togo stew


Maths= Copy and paste


Economics =Dalet battalion[God is in charge]

THIS BASTARD DIDN'T READ ..HE'S ALWAYS BUSY MASTURBATING

sikan:
success is urs bro..... I believe u..... u be my main man

THANK YOU SIR

TO THE VICTOR(S) BELONG THE SPOIL #69RC MUJE..

TO THE VICTOR(S) BELONG THE SPOIL #69RC MUJE..

nnamdi1998:
Sure sir! Afsb loading..................

LAUGHING FEROCIOUSLY

arcike:
coughs....
#kulikuli&zobo

BRO LET'S DO TRADE BY BATA.. LEMME GIVE U A SLIZE OF PIZZA FOR UR KULI KULI .. WHAT'S UP BRO HOW WAS THE EXAM?

SammieLowkey:
Thank God for the success of the exams. #Fingers_crossed

same here bro

nnamdi1998:
He's lying

this bastard hope u r gaining gas for afsb??

WHAT'S UP FELLAS??
WELL LET ME BRIEF YOU ON THE NDA 69THRC EE WHICH I WAS A PERTAKER OF, I GOT TO THE CENTRE AROUND 6:30AM THOUGH ITS 7AM THAT IS THE OFFICIAL TIME FROM NDA...
ON GETTING TO THE CENTRE WE WHERE SCREENED (CREDENTIALS SCREENING) THATS IS EACH CANDIDATE WAS TO COME ALONG WITH HIS/HER EXAM CARD, ACKOWLEDGEMENT FORM, JAMB SLIP AND 2 POSTCARD SIZE PASSPORT..
WELL BACK TO BUSINESS.. ENTERING THE CANTONMENT A SOLDIER APPREHENDED ME AND SAID "WHICH STATE ARE U FROM??".. "I SAID ONDO STATE"... THEN SHE SAID OYA RUN AND START SHOUTING ONDO STATE.. LOLZ.. IT WAS FUNNY
WE WERE ARRANGED ROW BY ROW.. THAT'S EACH STATE ON A ROW... MY STATE WAS ONDO STATE.. SOME. OF THOSE SOLDIERS WERE SOCIALLY INTELLECTUAL.. AND SOME GET ANGRY AT THE SLIGHTEST. PROVOCATION.. THEY'LL SAY "LOOK AT THE WAY THIS ONE IS SITTING U THINK U ARE IN YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE BAH?? "THEY ADDRESSED US.. AND TOLD US TO RESIST ANY TEMPETATION OF EXAM MALPRACTICE.. MEHN WE WERE TOLD TO SIT ON THE FLOOR STATE BY STATE... UNDER THAT LAGOS HOT SUN "0H MY BALLS"..THEM GRIND OUR YANSH SO TEH I COULDN'T FEEL MY LEGS ANYMORE AFTER SOME HOURS WE WERE TAKEN TO THE EXAM HALL... MY CANDID ADVICE TO THE UPCOMING(S) THATS 70THRC TO INFINITY IS TO ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS WITHOUT LEAVING ANY ASIDE... AND THE SECRET TO NDA EE IS THE COMPENDIUM ANYWAY ITS ONE OF THE BEST EXAM I HAVE EVER WRITTEN.. I WISH U GUYS & MYSELF SUCCESS.. LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE U GUYS AT THE AFSB

YOUR LOYAL BROTHER IN ARMS
TOBHYKILLZ

2 DAYS TO NDA EE HOW UNA MORALE??

ekoson95:
Okay, so I’ve been planning on writing this for a long time; but I’ve just been too lazy………just had to kick my head out of my ass to post this.
This is probably gonna be the last meaningful post from me for a while, so for all intending cadets – clean your eyes and listen to me. And please note that whatever I post here is my own personal view and opinion as well as experience – which means u’re responsible for how you understand or interpret it, as it is for infotainment purpose ONLY.

………finally, it’s gonna be a little bit lengthy, so if you’re a lazy reader like me, just close this page, bcoz it’s gonna be pretty booooring.

I don’t even know where to start from………………okay, now lets begin with the

NDA ENTRANCE EXAMINATION (NDAEE)
This smoke exam is the first stage of separating the wheat from the chaff (Oww….sounds awful), and usually, not more than 5% are selected (I said selected, not pass). The goodnews is that unlike JAMB you don’t have to bother about ur NDAEE score as only the BEST 50 are selected from each state. If u don’t make it, doesn’t mean you’re dull, but it means u’re villagemen stepped up their game real good.
However, as of 68RC (my course), they didn’t just select the best 50 straight up, rather it was segmented and stratified according to the faculties in the ratio of 15:10:5:20 for Arts/Social Sciences, Engineering, Military Sciences and Sciences respectively. The implication is that you might be a very smart/intelligent/brilliant Engineering applicant from your state, in fact you might be the 11th person with the highest IQ; but on how u don’t make the top 10 of Engineering applicants, you wont be shortlisted……..while a not-so-smart dimwit who applied to Arts or Sciences might be shortlisted. This is because of the quota allotted to each faculty.

You can see that in the NDAEE you greatest enemy is your fellow faculty-mate from the same state. If I were you, I will pray that they are all dumb-asses. Just kidding!

On the exam day, help yourself and follow all instructions religiously, go with all necessary credentials, right size of photograph, HB pencil etc. Manage, patch, langa and pass the exam.


THE ARMED FORCES SELECTION BOARD (AFSB)

So you’ve passed the NDAEE and ur name is among the top 20, 15, 10 or 5 from each faculty in ur state – congratulations! Now you’ll be feeling like you’ve done what Napoleon didn’t do; don’t worry……that is just the beginning. You’re still closer to zero than infinity.
The screening/selection process is quite comprehensive and elaborate, almost 50% of the shortlisted applicants will go home – mostly from the credentials and medical screening. Better beg all ur village witches to allow you.

When the non-essentials have been sieved out, then comes the main competition between you and ur fellow villagemen – help yourself and distinguish yourself either intellectually, physically or otherwise; but if you’re so dull that you cant stand out………….then pray that all ur other fellow faculty mates from your state die before facing the Selection Board (Don’t say I’m the one that told you).

For specific details about the AFSB, refer to an earlier post on the comprehensive post on the AFSB……….dont tell me you cant find it.

And please, when going to NDA old site for the screening, go with cash…lots of it. The AFSB is the sweetest and easiest part of the NDA story……….you wont understand.


RESUMING FOR TRAINING AT THE ACADEMY

Wow, now that you’ve made the final list as a selected or reserved cadet, you’re happy beyond measure…………and prior to resumption you’ve started wearing camou shorts or face-cap, using fake dog-tags as well as camou wallet. Issorait! I understand you’re very happy and having too much joy, but don’t be carried away – it is the beginning of your problems.
You, on your own, you will regret the day you used your own money to buy NDA form. Some of you will dash (cowardice and run), some will die (no bad wishes), many with broken legs, and hands.

This quote below is what they told us before our resumption, I thought it was smoke:

N0 matter what language used, Cadet Okedi is right. Saturday is d begining of 0ur pr0blems. We've s0ld 0ur freed0m,relaxati0n,luxury life, even 2 sleep, eat or 2 drink even water will n0 l0nger b 0ur right but a privilege. We'll f0rget h0w 2 smile & laugh. Even basketm0uth's j0ke w0nt make us grin let al0ne smile. We're g0ing 2 have our butts kicked,have our heads gr0und. We're g0ing 2 hunch,hang,nack pushups,f0rward r0le & pin heads.We're g0ing 2 embrace different kinds of beating & drilling. Insults & bad w0rds. Our new names'll be bastard,barga,etc we'll even prefer being called cl0wns. We're g0ing 2 feel malice bt it's regimentation.We'll feel like we're in hell.D h0t sun will change 0ur c0mplexi0n.We'll gr0w dark,thin.Br0ken b0dies & br0ken b0nes all 0ver. Shifted waists & disl0cated j0ints. Many of us'll regret dey ever applied 4 d 1st time.Many will dash. I'll nearly carry on. Let us understand what we r abt t0 face & accept it wit a clean mind. Our superi0r officer cdt Okedi is right. Cl0wns Sit up!


You think u’re a big boy right? You will see yourself drinking water from toilet pipes and sinks, you will hunch sotey frog go see you shout coursemate; sitting on your ass will be a rare privilege – you sit on your head. You will find yourself going for one week without taking your bath. On that first day of resumption, you will nearly see the gates of hell – tasting death without dying………but you must not dash.

In the end, it is only he who perseveres that win………..for gold must pass through fire. Get something to motivate you to stay – like your Mom or even your girlfriend.

Personally, my own method of survival was segmenting each day into its accompanying parades. I pray that the Almighty grant me the grace to survive every parade as it comes….because in the academy, it is DAY-BY-DAY.

Just get ready for a tough life ahead, where no one will tell you sorry; and I will make you do it, even against your wish.


I gotta stop here, if anyone has any meaningful question that has not been answered, ask me regimentally.





Ayam going ooo.


Cc: Captainbang, NLProblemChild, timmykaydude, tobhykillz, SammieLowKey

My brothers in arms: Xslaze3xd, godwils3, arcike, kodext, demo4ril97, rawswag and all my ex race-mates. I salute!

My Question is Have u Reserved A j0b For me in ACA??

BECAUSE I'M COMING THROUGH THIS 69TH REGULAR COURSE!!

captainbangz:
please, shed more light. I don't understand.

D0n't y0u Need a t0rch Light?... it's like its quite Dark Here

Dann01:
I dey, few days to go...may God crown our efforts with good success

AMEN OO

Dann01:
. Must you bring d baba out? lol

L0L B0SS...HOWFAR NA??

EKOJA CHRIS ANTHONY!!!

NLProblemChild:
okay pls.. Is ndaee ppt or cbt. The ones who tink they happens to be charge of dz grp ar ignorin the ques

guy na ppt

Godwils3:
very much okay.... hoping not to disappoint by atleast been in d 50 man list ..... No godfather can influence NDA exams. ...
only God Almighty

L0L IF YOU THINK S0

tosinbenjamin45:
few days to go, you can still make it into the Nigeria Defense Academy call 09066665629 for assistance and for your pass questions

0L0riburuku alaye baje!!!

yomzygallant:
fear not cause Almighty will surely help dos who help Dem self,keep the flag up,keep the moral high,69rc no going back

Nax0

nnamdi1998:
Serving job is my hobby sir!

bastard wey g0 Gas 0ut

nnamdi1998:
NDAEE HAS BEEN POSTPONED TILL 20TH OF JUNE.IF YOU DOUBT ME WATCH CHANNELS NEWS @10

this guy has been cursed

holywahala19:
actual we save it the first day uploaded. I did not submit it then because am not with my jamb reg.then. no delete application there again

br0s documents upload tab has its own submit... while application f0rm tab has its 0wn either... by d way if there's no delete applicati0n whats it displaying??

holywahala19:
good day house.

pls, i uploaded all my documents some few days ago. each time I login to my portal, it is always there.

my problem now is this,login day before yesterday with the motive of submitting it once and for all. submitted the first section with my personal details and section with birth and o level documents opened up,I just click on the submit button without look
ing since my documents are always there. the thing was still submitting when I noticed that all the documents i earlier uploaded were not there again. before I could press cancel the thing has already submitted

am I hot soup house?

nnamdi1998
demo4ril
tobhykilz
and any other persons here,ur inputs would be highly appreciated.

baba after u uploaded those documents u're to submit it and not to save it..thats in d documents upload tab!!.... and if u dont have d documents on the portal u sef know say na disqualification be that... so better delete application and start afresh best of luck bro... u gat a day left

vincenteger:
plz WO residence in rivers state ND HV NDA past questions. plz am waiting.

Baba its RESIDE(S) and not residence.