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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Nauty Whatsapp Group by TobiDirax(m): 7:58pm On Oct 02, 2017
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Romance / Re: do good by TobiDirax(m): 4:51pm On Sep 24, 2017
2080811033. Zenith bank. DurojAiye Oluwatobi . There you go
Romance / Re: Grace by TobiDirax(m): 5:40am On Aug 26, 2017
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Number And Location, You Might Get A Date by TobiDirax(m): 5:18am On Aug 04, 2017
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Romance / Re: Please Rate My Girlfriend [pics] by TobiDirax(m): 5:31pm On Aug 03, 2017
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Numbers won't do justice to my rating of your girlfriend.
So I'd verbally describe and analyze what I see.

The scenery of her photograph shows she lives in a slum neighborhood and has definitely been sexually assaulted as a minor.

The brown roofs around and ancient buildings shows her tribe... I guess she's troublesome from her pose. (That pose when women want to fight)
Her arms are at akimbo, but her smile looks more like a frown in the picture, this shows even she can't stand the odour emanating from her armpit.

Her flabby tummy shows she's either been pregnant before, is pregnant or has given birth and discarded the baby...you really need to ask her.

Now a woman is supposed to have proportional 'figure 8' body contours, but it is lacking here.
She does not have a single hip. Some men even have wider hips than her.
She is just as straight as an unprocessed log of lumber.

You are lucky to have a girl like this because you won't suffer the insecurity most men go through with their girls because she is so ugly, that even if a man looks back if she walks past its' to confirm if she'd turn and walk towards him so he can flee.

If you really love this girl, instead of putting her up to be analyzed like a property, buy her that black soap dudu osun so she can tone her dirty black complexion which makes her face look like a badly molded chunk of Amala.

Get her a new tailor who won't mess up the neck of her gown which looks like a funeral wear made from lace curtain.
Then advice her to stop wearing padded bras. She should come to terms with the fact that she has small breàsts

In summary,
If your girl was a car,
She'd be a rickety wheelbarrow.
You just murdered the babe.

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