Rayban25:
Ilebaye don see sugar daddy

Macdeey:

17 M no more Less

All the girls on your street go become your Bedsheets

Ensa777:
Bearing.
Tan 60
Cos 30
Sin 52

taylor89:
Africa and power drunkenness

Wetin dey pain me be say this Ali Bongo is more healthier than Tinubu

Today a thread on Nairaland says naira is the most worthless currency in Africa within the last three months which is the exact three months this bedwetter stole power

All of a sudden I no come dey hear his tenure will favor me and my family

Same bastards that voted Tinubu were caught yesterday on stowaway trying to run from Yoruba land to Europe in a deadly vessel mission

We will show Igbo a lesson na wetin put us for this mess

Igbo wey you wan show lesson dey ball regardless of what’s going on in the country

Me nothing concern me because this economy dey even favor me at least I get my payments in bitcoin

If you like call me yahoo boy na you know

Tinubu will rule till 2089

treesun:
The headline fixture in gameweek three of the 2023-24 Premier League season sees Newcastle United welcome Liverpool to St James' Park for Sunday's fascinating encounter.

The Magpies were beaten 1-0 by treble winners Manchester City in their most recent affair, while the Reds came from behind to put Bournemouth to the sword 3-1 at Anfield.

Match preview


Having hit Aston Villa for five during a vivacious attacking display on the opening day, some Newcastle fans may have embarked on their journeys to the Etihad quietly hopeful of slaying a Manchester City side still feeling the effects of their UEFA Super Cup exploits.

It was not to be for Eddie Howe's men at the Etihad, though, as the lively Phil Foden set up Julian Alvarez for the decisive goal in the 31st minute, and the Citizens could and probably should have won by more had Erling Haaland not left his shooting boots in the changing room.

While Haaland endured an off day in front of goal, Howe also departed the Etihad with a bitter taste in the mouth, having felt that his side failed to hit their newly-established lofty expectations in the wake of their ruthless success over Aston Villa.

The Magpies enter the third gameweek of the season sitting in eighth place in the table, although the early-season standings certainly count for little at this stage, but it is now just one clean sheet in 13 Premier League affairs for this weekend's hosts.

On the flip side, Newcastle have only been beaten three times at St James' Park in the Premier League since the start of 2022, although two of those defeats have come against Liverpool, who unlike Howe's side did manage to turn around a one-goal deficit to triumph last weekend.

Preview: Newcastle vs. Liverpool - prediction, team news, lineups
Even before some fans had taken their seats at Anfield during Liverpool's meeting with Bournemouth last weekend, chaos reigned supreme, as Antoine Semenyo broke the deadlock for the Cherries with just three minutes on the clock after Andoni Iraola's side had already had a strike ruled out in the earliest stages.

With new signing Wataru Endo only deemed ready for a place on the bench, Liverpool's distinct lack of a defensive presence in midfield was being exposed by Bournemouth, but the Reds soon found their rhythm and fought back through Luis Diaz's acrobatic strike, Mohamed Salah's penalty rebound and Diogo Jota's tap-in.

Taylor90:
Mumu

If you like go open mouth talk truth

Ebola will sack you

Better avoid questions that have words like cocaine, age, certificates, Chicago, $460k, urine, licking microphone, classmates, Ebola, etc

Omo to defend Tinubu no easy oo

If I’m to defend this man I’ll be charging him $500 million monthly bcuz omoooooo

fastseo:
Nigeria is complex that is why we need a leader that is fit and capable mentally and who is able to appoint technocrats not elections rigger and ballot paper snatchers as ministers.

Secondly Nigeria has to put a hold on population. 250 million plus is too much. People should stop giving birth like rats.

when there is no resources on ground to accommodate this population

phemmie06:
The complexity means we need a pro active leader and not a try and error leader. We need a leader that will put a right peg in a right hole not a wrong peg in a right hole or right peg in a wrong hole.
We need a leader that will care for all and not a party members

obembet:


That's terrible o, from ur own little Salary...

How u guy cos dey handle those clients that use to block contacts permission...

I read about someone teaching people how to block access permission so that loan company will not get access to his contact?

obembet:



I believe u would have pay many loan back... Cos I do tell them that once u send a single message to any of my contacts, na you go pay that Money, and God as been helping them, they never try it.... Though I don't owe them sha

Strangebuttrue:
Wrong for the police to say this. Right to worship is contained in the law

Tntsi:
My advise to this star is to disengage from unconstitutional appointment.
It will stain his cloth soon.

Until the nation is settled, no right thinking person should donate himself.
When the foundation is faulty, no matter how beautiful the house looks, it is heading for collaspe.

Tinubu represents darkness,desperation, pain, poverty, anger, etc. Nothing good will come out with him. Heaven and earth is against him. If you like shout tinubu will favor me from now to nite, hunger , anger and hardship will humble inside your closet.

Nigeria will have relief when the human custodians of the new Nigeria take their seat.
The light of the new Nigeria will shine when the authentic choice of the people is restored.

Tit4Tat1:
Shirts, caps, stickers, banners etc should be bought in bulk and same inscription printed on it.. Let it go round the 36 states and fct. This is another subtle way of protesting and also to tell the judiciary that we're not playing this time around... Nigeria must be redeemed...

Note : I'm willing to buy 5,000 t-shirts and caps for this purpose

Taylor90:
That mannequin in Aso Rick must leave


He has money for war but not for food

It’s only evil supporters that will have a problem with “eyes on the judiciary “ and “vote wisely”

Tinubu can never use go and verify in a sentence because there’s nothing clear about him

otijah:
No no, I dont even know how I got into that thing sef. I saw the app through and advert while playing game and since then it's been like they are using spell on me

otijah:
Don't understand what you mean by outstanding debit

obembet:
My dear Nairalanders, kindly save me from this loan Marchant. I was deceived by Thier agent.

Please ignore my typing errors.

According to Otijah

I have been borrowing from this app for sometime now until I decided to stop due to the one week duration they do give and the high interest rate during this interval

After 2days an agent of them chatted me up and told me about the increment in my loan to 50k and and extended duration of 1 month, I told him if its not what he said then I will wait he said no problem. He even said I should carry him along while doing it.

I went to the app clicked on it and saw 55k to pay 66k and after I did it I received an alert of 38k in my account instead of the 55k and a one week duration at that to pay 66k.

I chatted that agent to tell him about the outcome but he ignored me, I called him up he refused to answer, I told him I want to refund the money because I don't need it, as I did tell him initially yet he was ignoring me.

After three days I contacted another agent of theirs and told him about the incident he later gave me an account number to refund the principal, which I did immediately

Fast forward to one week later these people started threatening the hell of my life that I must pay those interest, that is non of their business. One even openly told me that they are trained to Deceive their customers and tell them lies do at to attract them.

Even till today am still receiving threatening messages from them

please I need an appropriate place to channel this. thanks

Jogs1900:

Do you think Nigeria population is up to 200m?

Cassandraloius:
Why is Nmessoma news coming with multiple headlines?
She's already gaining popularity, she's winning, jamb should rest!

Wawelexy:



See ya mouth like hold the snake as rope.... The snake will watch him hold it like a rope abi?


Dude should just wait till the tree finally breaks up, maybe the splashing of water by the tree can scare off the Crocs, and since the snake went with the tree into the water, the Crocs might just opt for the snake and starts fighting, then dude can have enough time to swim to the other end of the river to avoid the lion since it couldn't swim....

Psalm 23 could just rescue him, who knows....

ManWater:
The neck.

Those days, the Chicken Head used to be reserved for the most Senior.

taylor89:
While their online miscreants are standing at bus stations gidigba

When I tell you people that tribal voting will affect both Igbo yoruba and Hausa una no hear

Now Tinubu has increased government officials salaries from the removed subsidy that’s supposed to improve lives of common citizens

while the foolish lectures and professors who rigged him in is at stagnant wages

As for me I wasn’t expecting anything different from Buhari & Tinubu

The joke is on people who believes a man that singlehanded paid INEC chairman $370 million dollars will work for the masses and won’t recover his money spent

Imagine how much Tinubu spent in total from campaign to electorates to vote buying in dollar bills to INEC officials to party agents to thugs he asked to snatch to his political Machineries in all wards to judiciary etc

And after all these you expect him not to suffocate Nigerians he knew majority didn’t vote for him