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Foreign Affairs / Re: Photos Of Captured Russian Soldiers In Ukraine by toffyz(m): 7:51pm On Feb 24, 2022
CrownedPhoenix:
See that one face grin

I have realized some people here idolise Putin not because what he's doing is right. But because of their hate for the West.

You hail Putin not because Ukraine deserves this war but because you hate America.

Shame on you lots for supporting the invasion of a country's sovereignty.
Alaye park well jor
How would you feel if your kinsmen in another neighboring country are treated poorly in an economy they contribute most to.
The Russians has to come to their own peoples' aid @ Eastern Ukraine.
Easterm Ukraine is dominated by Russians. And they are the largest economy in Ukraine, yet no autonomy in the region

Modified: Ukrainian Govt should either grant them autonomy or cede them as part of Russia

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Education / Re: Checkout The Hilarious Drawing Of Human Hand Her Students Drew by toffyz(m): 8:49am On Feb 22, 2022
Worldlegend:
My friend is a serving corp member, she asked her pupil to draw human hand..

Checkout their performance below

The first one is her own
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Wrong assessment of the pupils
Can the OP explain why she/he gave that second drawing 0/4 and the last 1/4?

To me they deserve the same score
Infact the second is better that the last.
My opinion anyways.

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Forum Games / Re: How Wide Read Are You? by toffyz(m): 8:46pm On Feb 21, 2022
ogredings:
Are you sure Fidel's pic is up there? I guess you are referring to Che Guevara
I think you're right bro
He looks more like Che Guevara
Forum Games / Re: How Wide Read Are You? by toffyz(m): 3:00pm On Feb 21, 2022
Mandela
Bob Marley
Abraham Lincoln
Michael jordan
Aristotle
Albert Einstein
Jesus christ
Muhammed Ali
Bruce lee
Rev. King jr
Che Guevara
Magret Thatcher
Adolf Hitler
Gandhi of India
Michael jackson
William shakespeare
Winston churchill

I don try...

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Sports / Re: Mary Yetunde Aina Wins World Boxing Foundation (WBF) Title Belt by toffyz(m): 8:21am On Feb 21, 2022
Truth234:
Here is a link to the fight. Her yoruba coach is funny o. Ko fun, se meji fun. Loba, oya ko fun lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiEozR1YQwA

O ba Ya e

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Food / Re: Signs To Know You've Entered An Overpriced Restaurant. SHINE YA EYES! (Photos) by toffyz(m): 9:34pm On Feb 17, 2022
If the restaurant get parking lot and security men directing traffic...and dey con still get a man at the entrance just standing saying " you're welcome sir/ma" no sey u don enter ham, if you no 2 hold 4 pocket my guy use style turn back ooo

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Education / Re: List Five Pairs Of Confusing Words And Their Meaning by toffyz(m): 6:00pm On Feb 16, 2022
Oust and host
Horn y (sexually aroused) and honey
Cum and come

Almost same pronunciation
Education / Re: How Do You Recognize Year 1 Students In School? by toffyz(m): 4:58pm On Feb 16, 2022
No one has said this yet
And it is the most common amongst them


They're always carrying back bags
Romance / Re: Igbo Man And His Oyibo Wife Spotted In The Farm And Stream by toffyz(m): 11:14am On Feb 14, 2022
simplepee:
Igbo Amaka.

If I no marry Igbo man, make I know wetin cause am.

My dreams is very simple; Have a stable income, be an Igbo wife cool. Lobatan
Lol, I know youre just joking
I checked your profile now, I can deduce from there you're a typical yoruba lady. smiley
Crime / Re: Lady Cries As She Discovers Her Boyfriend Has Used Her For Ritual (Video, Pix) by toffyz(m): 10:48am On Feb 14, 2022
TkhGuy:
It's Nigerian girls that said they want to marry a God fearing yahoo boy... no be juju be that?
Typical Oxymoron!
Politics / Re: Why I Want To Become Osun Governor – Dele Adeleke by toffyz(m): 10:33am On Feb 14, 2022
Are they the only family that can contest under PDP platform?
Rubbish N Ingredient

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Politics / Re: 2 Influential Politicians In APC Who May Defeat Tinubu In 2023 APC Primaries by toffyz(m): 12:11pm On Feb 10, 2022
neutralmind:
Yahaya Bello does not have a well known and tested political structure.

Who are his allies?

How many elections has he influenced as a key figure?

How strong is his political network across Nigeria ?

He is a light weight compared to Tinubu.

Tinubu is in charge of key states in the South West. He has relevant contacts in the North as well and was influential in the emergence of Buhari as the President.

Tinubus fingerprints are all around Osinbajo (VP)


His fingerprints are all around the Speaker of the house of representatives.

He has fingerprints all around some notable ministers, senators and many more.

Tinubu has a lot of political influence and this is a fact.

In the game of politics Tinubu has more political influence than Osinbajo. However Osinbajo has the "power of the office" for now and a huge amount of goodwill.

Note: This is pure analysis
I like your analysis bro.
Thumbs up!
Meanwhile,Osinbajo has not even come out publicly to state his intentions for the presidency. To me I believe it's just a mere speculation. Osinbajo will not contest against Tinubu.
Education / Re: Have You Ever Forgotten The Spelling Of A Word In An Exam, What Was The Word? by toffyz(m): 8:58pm On Feb 09, 2022
SporaD8:
"ANY", A Three letter words a nursery pupil will spell without problem completely humble!
I swear bro, that "ANY" gave me tough time too in one exam I did long time ago.
I was hitting my exam table for like 3minutes before I could get the spelling. So funny
Education / Re: Makinde To Rename LAUTECH To LAU by toffyz(m): 12:52pm On Feb 09, 2022
Misplaced Priority
Career / Re: My Sister Seeks Your Advice by toffyz(m): 2:16pm On Feb 07, 2022
MLS
Medical Lab Science: A very good course!
TV/Movies / Re: Who Wants To Be A Millionaire: The Return Of WWTBAM - Mixture Of Joy & Nostalgia by toffyz(m): 1:46pm On Feb 07, 2022
It is a welcome development

I love the show then and till now.

I wish to be a contestant this year by His grace.

I want to be on the hot seat wink

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Reaches 400 Million Followers On Instagram, The First Ever by toffyz(m): 11:39pm On Feb 06, 2022
obembet:
400 millions following him. How I wish he can use this platform to follow God and have 400 million follow him to follow God. This is the ultimate purpose of every platform God has given us to drive traffic to God abi what do you think righteousness2


That means he is the most popular footballer in the world
You're right Sis
But more appropriately, he's the most popular celebrity in the world!
Politics / Re: Ekiti 2022: Segun Oni Quits PDP After Losing PDP Gubernatorial Primary by toffyz(m): 8:26am On Feb 06, 2022
helinues:
So is he going to join a new party and contest there?

Why is Oni is even still desperate about in the Ekiti Guber even after serving as one term governor
He didn't complete the one term before he was ousted by tribunal.
Romance / Re: How I Do Retrieve My Laptop From A Bitter Ex by toffyz(m): 5:56pm On Feb 05, 2022
You too carry area boys go her side na
U no fit spend pass 3K for area boys
Dem go use ham buy weed and gin
Dem go over do ham sef

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Fashion / Re: Native Wears Always On Friday's by toffyz(m): 4:17pm On Feb 05, 2022
I think this culture was imitated from the Muslims.
Typically, muslims wear native on Fridays to mosque.
Sports / Re: Mason Greenwood’s Accuser Breaks Silence Over Rape (Photos) by toffyz(m): 9:43pm On Feb 04, 2022
Lastpharoah33:
How someone's career can nosedive In a split sec, because of few minutes of pleasure?

So you actually believed he raped the girl
White girls can be so manipulative bro
My instinct tells me he didn't rape her, they're just trying to bring him down.

This isn't new in the world of football stars
It has happened to CR7, Ronaldinho, Neymar just to mention a few, and they came out clean at the end. It's just a mere set up bro, he might not even see her pants before!
Sports / Re: Janny Sikazwe Was Hallucinating With 'Heatstroke' During Tunisia Game by toffyz(m): 4:04pm On Feb 03, 2022
Only God knows if he's telling lies
NYSC / Re: OGFZA Rejects Corper Ejiro Kpolugbo For ‘Lacking Political Connection’ by toffyz(m): 8:47am On Feb 03, 2022
This is just a Tit-for-Tat Jor
I'm super sure she worked her way to that PPA when in camp.
Now it's time to face the consequences of her actions.
To me no cheating here.
She deserved what she got

Nice day everyone!
Crime / Re: A Police Officer's Phone Is In My Custody, Should I Return It? by toffyz(m): 6:46pm On Feb 02, 2022
Wow
First of all, are you sure the cop doesn't recognize your face?
If you sure he can't recognize your face next time you see then you're good to go

For the fact that he dubiously collected 3K from you for offense you didn't commit, shows he deserved every bit of your punishment.

Don't return that phone bro!
Hope the cost of your shoes and USB cord can be made up by selling the phone?

If yes, baba take your time and sell the phone to an anonymous person.

Fvck the cop!

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Crime / Re: Interview With Relatives Of Sofiat Kehinde Lady Killed For Rituals In Abeokuta by toffyz(m): 2:21pm On Jan 31, 2022
CheedyJ:
They should make dem mention d baba who wants to help dem with d ritual b4 executing all of dem..
Now that the whole thing don cast
Bro, the so called baba 4 don dey benin republic by now, from there e go enter cote de'voire
Sports / Re: Lampard Agrees To Become Everton Manager by toffyz(m): 8:09am On Jan 31, 2022
okorosblog:
Big players don't do well as coach. Ask the underlisted

Gerrard
Henry
Giggs
Viera
Ronaldo delima
Maradona
Me
Alaye commot Gerard for that list
Are you a learner?

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Sports / Re: Liverpool Complete Luis Diaz Transfer From FC Porto(photos) by toffyz(m): 9:57pm On Jan 30, 2022
Angelfrost:


If Salah remains, then I already pity Jota and Minamino.
Minamino dey go bro
Same with Origi

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Sports / Re: Liverpool Complete Luis Diaz Transfer From FC Porto(photos) by toffyz(m): 9:43pm On Jan 30, 2022
insidelife22:
salah might just be leaving
Na Mane position d guy dey play

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Sports / Re: Liverpool Complete Luis Diaz Transfer From FC Porto(photos) by toffyz(m): 9:41pm On Jan 30, 2022
Omo Wa ni

I'm glad we signed him

I hope he becomes a good bargain

He's the highest goal scorer currently in FC Porto!

Very pacy, fast and skillful as well.

Just like Mane, Salah and Diogo.

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Sports / Re: Police Confirms Arrest Of Mason Greenwood Over Alleged Physical Assault/Rape by toffyz(m): 8:42pm On Jan 30, 2022
To me that doesn't look like a real blood, the pressure at which the blood is flowing from her mouth is unbelievable!

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Hopefuls And Time Wasters (Opinion) by toffyz(m): 9:59am On Jan 30, 2022
helinues:
Your next president is in one of those listed names.

Take that to the bank for cash out. 2 sure banker that can be given to inlaw self
100% Bro!
The next president is among those names up there.
I strongly believe that 100%!
Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Hopefuls And Time Wasters (Opinion) by toffyz(m): 9:56am On Jan 30, 2022
NaijaCowFarm:
Some of the following presidential candidates who have either declared interest in the 2023 presidency or whose body language seems to suggest interest are either hopeless or at best wasting their time.

This is entirely my opinion and based on the current state of things. I am sure some that you will come here and accept my opinion as law, but please do not come here and type nonsense, I only put things the way they are. If you love to hallucinate, it is up to you. All I expect is your point of view, you may counter my points if you have a superior argument. No abuses, please!

Bola Tinubu: A candidate that is very hard to sell. Age is questionable, background shrouded in secrecy, early education doubtful. No one knows where and when Tinubu got his School certificate but he is said to be a degree holder from Chicago State University. Interestingly, APC disqualified Obaseki because it doubted his HSC certificate. Would the same APC accept a Tinubu without a verifiable School certificate? To crown it all, Tinubu is perceived as corruption personified. His perceived influence in "EndSARS" handling in Lagos and health condition now exacerbated by his latest sickness and relocation to oversea for "health consultation" has just put a huge spanner on his ambition. Of recent, APC structure has quickly slipped off his grips, even foreclosing his leadership with Mai Buni now calling the shots.

Anyim Pius Anyim: This one knows he cannot secure a PDP ticket, he is just wasting time and making noise with the hope of securing vp ticket. Anyim has been in a cocoon since leaving office and suddenly remembers he wants to be president. Even his LGA does not support his "ambition".

Dave Umahi: Not sure who drumming for Dave Umahi. However, he lacks a political base. His state is largely PDP and he cannot win APC ticket, except Buhari opt for him as APC consensus candidate. Even at that, APC will lose to a PDP candidate from any part of Nigeria. Again, his handling of IPOB matter is a derailing factor to his success.

Yemi Osinbajo: A weakling, whom Buhari has stopped handing over to since 2017 after he, a "bat" in the Buhari regime tried to act as a "bird". He and his few noise makers know he is going nowhere. Funny thing is that his benefactor, Tinubu is not willing to help him this time, neither is Buhari. He is at best the "most qualified" without a support base

Yahaya Bello: I still do not know who is encouraging a failure of a governor to be dreaming of the presidency. Funny, Kogi is neither South nor do Northerners consider them North. Bello is believed to be interested in Senate but he may not have the chance as his tenure and the senatorial elections in 2023 do not align.

Orji Kalu: [/b]Kalu is a realist and has approached the 2023 presidential race with cautious optimism because he still doubts his capacity to pick APC ticket. The only trump card Kalu is hinging is a fallout between Tinubu and Osinbajo. If destiny smiles on him, he may be a surprise candidate, but for now, a time-waster.

[b]Okorocha
: I do not have to waste time here. His hold to APC is shaky and cannot even win with Imo delegates.

Atiku Abubakar: Anyone would have ruled Atiku out of the 2023 race by mid-2021 when Southern governors were clamoring for the presidency to come to the south. However, the PDP governors have since discovered the deceit in the sudden Southern governors' romance. As it stands, PDP wants to displace APC at the centre and Atiku looks like the catalyst for this job. If the alignments happening in PDP is anything to go by, Atiku might be PDP candidate again.

Peter Obi: Although Peter Obi has not formally declared, he might not be the candidate the ODP could invest 2023 winnable wealth on for obvious reasons. The issue of ipob and their activities will work against Peter Obi securing PDP ticket, however, a vp slot with Atiku is still possible, baring the Wike's factor.

Bukola Saraki: Saraki would have been a great candidate, but the loss of Kwara in 2019 has put a damaging debt to his political sagacity. Going into 2023, Saraki is considered a Northern Muslim, just like Tinubu, he faces the herculean task of proving his northerness to the core north. The South sees him as a northerner by the way.

Kayode Fayemi: Fayemi has been quiet about his ambition. With his tenure as governor coming to an end, there are strong indications that Fayemi might end up picking the APC ticket. Right now, not many are talking about Fayeni, but his governors' forum is calling the shots in APC. Post-APC convention, we will likely see a strategist Fayemu displacing Tinubu and Osinbajo.

The Buhari candidate: Not yet revealed but in Buhari's cabinet. Loyal and unassuming. He might be a last-minute surprise to all APC. Mark you, I am not referring to Rotimi Amaechi. Amaechi is not a candidate the north wants, he is not trusted and cannot get APC ticket.
Nice write up bro!
Lemme guess the buhari candidate
I guess BRF
Babatunde Raji Fashola.

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