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immortalcrown:
Ironically, the business will start booming. Isn't night club booming?


Remove indecent dressing from anything and lose over 80% of those who fan that thing. Remove indecent dressing and many woman will stop morning road walk.

Gym is even better, go to swimming pools😳

IBB007:
Lol…he’s not even an elected official but he’s still trying his best…wetin your own papa don do for him people during this Ramadan period

he gave them 5 weeks holiday😂😂

olamilekan9:
mine is a true life story..my late dad trusted his work mate with up to 35m naira which was fixed to firstbank where his friend’s wife work as a cashier or something and because of this gig back then she was immediately promoted, to cut long story short my dad died and guess what bro? they wiped out the whole money cleared out whatever traces and dad friend’s wife resigned from her job. bro nigeria did me bad cuz i decided to fight it in court and get justice,i sold my car and few belongings of mine to be able to fight this case thoroughly broo, they turned nigerian police against me, they turned my own lawyer against me, omo abeg anytime i dey take my mind back to this matter ehn na tears 😭 dey run down my cheeks, buh since then i have grown to hate nigeria and whenever i get the chance to leave here i wil never look back, i hate nigeria with passion

you have not lost yet, report to CBN.

Open season for Police, if you see how they now harrass motorists 🥺

Oblongata:
Truly this man is working! Eko onibaje!!!

Role Model Governor.......

Nazgul:
No company in Nigeria can pay you such amount monthly unless your business is recording a tremendous amount of success or you're earning in USD.

That's the only way you can hit the 1m mark monthly.

go and ask some bankers.... Don't say what you don't know.

DanOkonkwo:
Good day Nairalander
On this big forum,which is one of the largest news forum for Nigerians and Africa at large,I want to know if we have met any Nairalander on this platform offline before or in real life. How do you feel when you met them?
Let's share our experiences

some met and are even married na?

for where?

Richtaiwo:
Shehu Shagari is from the North
Muhammadu Buhari is from the North
Ibrahim Babangida is from the North
Sani Abacha is from the North
Abdulsalam Abubakar is from the North
Muhammadu Buhari is from the North
All Northern governors are Northerners

So whose blame is it that the North is underdeveloped?

You forgot Yakubu Gowon, Murtala Mohammed.

nams77:
Not always the case. Some snakes don't have triangular heads but you don't wanna fvck with them. An example is the krait. Check it up

you are very right bro,the most venomous snake is an Inland Taipan and its head is not traingular.

UltraSolid:
Certainly looks like a poisonous snake because snakes with triangular heads bigger than their bodies are usually venomous whereas Snakes with head streamlined with the body are usually not.

Out of interest, what State of Nigeria are you in?

snakes are not poisonous, rather they are venomous.

PulaPower:
Lol. End time birds..

Makes me remember that movie *65*

And Captain Sully.... he had to land the plane in the Hudson river 155 passangers all survived. very correct movie. Tom Hanks.

Kobojunkie:
He go jail abi weight loss camp?

Prison dealt with him.

Fiscus105:
I doubt if you read it to where they say, a woman recorded it, maybe ur vdm has turned to SHE.

The woman that recorded started blackmailing the man for 1m...

gimids:
He has lost his job because of few minutes pleasure with an infant

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VDM has the matter now, do you know the female officer started blackmailing the man for 1m?

Elegantspiker:
Someone I know always chat me with much greater expectations.

He fantasizes buying houses, cars etc because he had billions if coins.

At last, yesterday he was credited with just $13.5.

The whole mining thing is for people to use it in crypto trading, but Nigerians just want to cash out sharply...

Brendaniel:
Only in Nigeria will a vice president be more qualified than a president, only in Nigeria will black market be cheaper than market price, only in Nigeria will vigilante be guarding police station...

It is well

only in Nigeria, Belgium parts have more guarantee that new ones

psucc:
Of course, GEJ will be the last person to accept contesting again for Nigeria's presidency. I love the way he just left the stage. He gave us a choice. But we choose the change we're "enjoying" today.

In 2023, we had yet again another grace to move out of the woods but because of deep seated hatred and an age long prejudice handed over to us, we rejected that golden chance. The major issue with the Peter Obi presidency is because most of those milking this country will definitely lose grip, they resort to tribalism and bigotry smeared with the Biafran agenda.

By 2027 when the doors will be presented again, I wish we continue in the change agenda.

like a true democrat.

Sonnobax15:
If she has the mind to steal such plenty things from her work place,Oya just Imagine what the thief must have stolen from her boyfriend's house

Honestly,to see any banny for this GENZ generation wey no get small trace of thief for her DNA these days don dey very hard

Na God go help us wey be single men ...

she wants to open her own boutique 😳

ibinaboonline:
I couldn't believe how hard it would be deciding on the most appropriate section for this post.

The Pet section? f***k, no. Food? For some people, maybe. Agriculture? Who am I kidding? So, I settled for the crime section because this snake is a criminal and got dealt like one.

I've read many snake posts on nairaland and I never bothered with the section.

Anyway, what's the snake breed? Is it venomous?

Snakes are not poisonous, rather they are venomous.

SweepingBroom:
lol

CSI Miami.

Henry2405:
You mistakenly picked the wrong luggage at the airport, you got home and found this, what is your next step?

ME:- As a good citizen and a Christian it is wrong for me to take what isn’t mine. So I will empty the money from bag in my room and return the empty bag to the airport

Never go back to a crime scene.

Nigeria, we hail.

Omo, the level of anger these days is terrible.

Brendaniel:
And you think the banks will not transfer it to their customers?

The banks are commercial in nature and they must keep the business running...

These days I don't even like opening bank account in the old traditional banks, they are now like NEPA, once you open account you are already owing them. Well we warned about Tinubu

Tell him again.

gigabyte13:
So this bottled neck talking drum son of hell Rufai is a member of Kaduna state of assembly.........
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
El Rufai sef dey point fingers at others ANUS
While his own stinks badly.

Better strategy
Papa send pikin go school for abroad
Just to, come back and defend his looting habits
Clap for El Rufai
Better strategy
El Rufai you do dis one

He is a House of Reps member,not Kaduna State house assembly.

Papilagreen:
I will create a discord group soon and sure I will add you up if you up for it.

am very much up for it and waiting eagerly.

Papilagreen:
Good day to you all. Firstly I want to say excuse my late response. I had a lot to do that's why I wasn't available.
And also I can't respond to each of you who has reached out to me via both email and here on NL as well.

Okay so let me jump into the wagon and shoot straight up.
Now it doesn't matter which state or what country you live in if you want to learn you can always learn really good as long as you have a good stable internet connection which is the first thing.
Secondly, you need to have a good I mean. Good computer system I mean high standard computer at least with a good CPU and a good graphic card because you will be doing a lot of color grading color correcting advance fast video edits and as well the baba of them all modeling and rendering. In summary, you need a good engine to power your creative drive.
You will be looking into softwares like Davinci Resolve, cinema 4D, Houdini, Autodesk Maya, unreal engine and my best of the best BLENDER. And infuse any of the above 3D software with DAVINCHI RESOLVE 8 or 9 beta.
Now most of these 3D softwares are subscription based and expensive to pay every month so we will scratch all that and use BLENDER 3D my favourite and infuse it with DAVINCHI RESOLVE.
Now back to hardware like I said you will need a good capable computer mostly 64 but operating system with nice graphic card minimum requirement I will say is a gen 5 computer will be a good place to start from and as you progress you can buy yourself a much powerful machine for a computer.
I own a dell XPS 15. I have been using it for almost 3 years now. It does the magic for me just fine.
Also believe me when I say you can do it all. Be it VFX, editing, modeling. Sculpting, Animation and even making awesome games like COD or likes of HALO, God or war, resident evil, any game you name it as long as you are willing to learn oh boy you will be happy always and you bank account will be pinging chin chin.. 24/7.
You just need to know your niche and you will be set.
Like I said it's not going to be easy but if you focus and put in the hours with the right resources you will be a dimi God. I am still my my hoeing phase in blender but I can hoe like a bitch and I want to be a pro before I can come out and market myself full time. I plan on getting my game company in Nigeria soon where I will be making awesome games and VFX movies but I can't do it alone aso if I see like minded who are ready to learn and push the journey then when I am ready and you are good enough,I will gladly welcome you to my train ride but I bet you will be making banks then you won't even want to work with me lol.

So if you ready and you have a good computer that meets the requirements and I have close to 30 people willing to learn, I can create a discord group with clean environment for learning for us all no judging and it doesn't matter if you are good at drawing or that stuff anybody can learn as long as you ready to put in the work spend like 2 hrs daily learning for the next 2 to 3 years and you will look back and say I am glad I made this choice.
So if you up for this please say the word. And if I get a good number of people then I will be motivated to teach and I will be doing this 100% free. Just have your right gears for study and good internet connection for a minimum of 2hrs daily and we can do it. And it is going to be fully remote i.e online a discord forum where we all shear our progress discuss about mistakes amd corrections and show our work and we good to go.

08036009094 add me please...