Joezinho:
Not only is Kemi Olunloyo demented but she is a selfish delusional being..

Her cognition is at par with that of a sedated chimpanzee.

Davido has already told us what Kemi needs and I totally agree with him, that woman has lost it.

Djtm:

wow! 1hr 40mins after four years? Thats cool. My dell's down to 50mins after 2+ years. Apart from that everything else is perfect. Keyboard is clear (No sign of excessive usage), mousepad looks new (I've never used an external mouse), body's still neat (there are 2 scratches on the cover as a result of my carelessness). Folks still ask me "Have you changed your laptop?". Many find it difficult to believe its the same laptop I've had for 2 years (and use almost 24hrs everyday). Apart from the deteriorating battery life (an average laptop battery lasts 2-3 years, yours is probably an exception), everything else is cool.

Mine is a Toshiba, i have had it now for 9yrs only issue is the battery which last only for 45mins and note i didnt buy it new sef.

Kriss216:
An average woman has 56.76% lesbianism in her.

bisexualism rather.

deanoffaculty:

This has nothing to do with poverty. People have been eating snake meat from ages. It has low fat, high protein, anti-ageing nutrients, etc.
You can enjoy it more when you garnish it with Onions and end the whole chapter with chilled undiluted palmwine. Snake pepper-soup tastes better than goat pepper-soup. Just try it....

you dey mind am? If he has been brought up in a house that snake is eaten, on the norm him ma for be snake eater na.

dierich:

Wow. Big mehn.
Like if you're sure this snake will be a stomach infrastructure

you can even see its posted to food section.

Nigeria my country, someone was at home and the certificate was brought to him, and very genuine one.

Gaddafi1:


We don't have subsidy in 2022 budget so its illegal for government to continue subsidizing the product. Better to prepare for the worse situation. Who ever thought that the price of fuel will increase to N165/liter.

We also don't have provision for the 5k for 40m Nigerians also besides we have what is called supplementary budget. It will be hard for subsidy to go next year.

Impregnable101:
well, Christianity is not a religion......it's a way of life! Forget about all these new generation churches wey come dey spoil Christianity o. That old rugged Christianity helped shaped my life & that of my siblings

Thanks bro, but una get time to answer them.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Quick recovery to the injured

Rest in peace to the dead...only a pussy ass niggar is scared of death....we were born to die...for everyday day we wake we are faced with more than a hundred ways to die

You enter train na derail
You enter ship or boat na capsize
YOU enter plane or helicopter na plane crash
You sit down for your house or they under a building then the building fit collapse
You take a walk car fit knock you down
You sit down for beer parlor stray bullet fit come from police
You enter motor probably to travel na motor accident

Death, smiles at us all. All we need do is smile back.

Sonnobax15:

Na only man wey God use like two weeks create without mistakes go fit ginger go front female doctor........

Jokes apart,na only guymen wey get low self-esteem go see female doctors as demi gods . If not, as a man wey know himself, irrespective of his career status suppose know say na only certificate be the difference between them.....At least we don see female doctors wey dey loyal to their husbands wey no even get shishi.

Nothing do you sonnobax15, to much sense they ya head brother.

KillIgbohoN0W:
That belly indicates that its a very venomous snake.

harmless rat snake, good for rodent control.

NwaNimo1:
fear catch am?

[img]https://media1./images/84d4c4098ed607c6b229a06e9a0ccb8d/tenor.gif?itemid=22509770[/img]

she said future, which future again?

PrinceOfLagos:
Nice one

But the big question is , Will they pay?

Thats just the question bros.

Rotji:
Hello everyone, I just bought a bag of Pure Water (Sachet Water) for 300 Naira somewhere in Delta State. Please how much does it cost in your area as at today 1st December 2021?

This whole thing is getting out of hand, we don't want a situation where producers of Sachet/pure water will start cutting corners so as to maximise profits and start producing unhygienic water thereby jeopardising public health and safety.

The government must as a matter of urgency intervene.

There are communities in Delta and Bayelsa that have no alternative source of drinking water besides the Sachet Water, and such communities are of very poor people, small time Fishermen etc.

Common.

Modes please kindly move this to Front page

=N=100 Kaduna State.

MufasaLion:
Beans and fufu? WTF?

Some of y'all have weird cravings.

I have a Congolese friend that eats his with fried egg or egg sauce.

matrix199:
Snakes have suffered in the hands of peasant Nigerians. No thanks to Moses with the way he villainised snakes(serpent) in the book of Genesis.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if all the snakes in the world were killed? The population of rats would explode, leading to a plague that would cost millions of human lives before a cure is found.

Lets stop the impulsive killing of snakes that pose no threat. They play a vital role in the ecosystem just like pollinators like butterflies and bees play!


Well, that was my good nature speaking. The me after taking 8 bottles of budweisser would kill any threat that moves 50m close to my family.


Modified: LordVary1, Laka2016, HRMK... Your intel and high sense of understanding are admirable! You guys actually got my comic flavoured paradoxical statement.

As for the rest of you who quoted me insultively, I understand you kids. The saying that bitterkola is only sweet in the mouth of elders comes to mind. Don't worry, adulthood is not too far.

calm down Sir, you get paid for killing a python in Florida, US. This has nothing to do with Moses.

adelaja70:

Haaa! Maybe it's another fairmoney I'm using....

I know the tenor matters but haba, its still high.

Jmichael1:


hw long does it take branch to approve loan?i hv applied more than 4 times bt no respond.

Its network issues bro, u can chat their customer service.

Nigerians and last minute decisions.

adelaja70:

Habaaaaa! For example, 10k interest is 1600.... Maybe you are talking about Sokoloan or palm credit.

Brother Fairmoney , I took 40k am paying 63k.

adelaja70:

No.. They are not. Getting my free ATM from them soon. They are superb

with their interest you still say they are not? more than half the amount requested for?

[quote author=tofolo post=108084559]

But recently I read on this platform that the police has no right to arrest anyone over debt.

Please how can I get them refund my money without involving the police?

Use Civil defense...

But recently I read on this platform that the police has no right to arrest anyone over debt.

Please how can I get them refund my money without involving the police?

Use Civil defense...

dudusky007:
Gabon viper, very dangerously poisonous

Highly venomous.

adelaja70:

FairMoney, Branch and Carbon are the best.. The rest na scam.

Branch and Carbon are the best Fairmoney are thieves.

aramanda14:
Actually, there interest rate is really good. You can even borrow for up to 15 days without paying any interest

Carbon is the best. Fairmoney are thieves...

Hayee:
ahahaha
I heard they usually go to a hidden corner and do it under their big haijab is it true

more than this sef

Bodmum:
which network are you using to browse?

Am using my office link.

Quality20:
Have lived all my life in the north and as a brilliant,discerning and intelligent mind , I can comfortably tell you that Hausa and Fulani girls are so shy, green, clean, decent, chaste and highly moral. Before you see a real indigenous girl involved or agree to immoral acts, it's gonna take u a lot of effort, unlike most others where they see immoralities as something that can't do without. I wish every decent man from wherever here in Nigeria get married to these moral ladies

Bros, don't say what you don't know please. I am a core Northerner and trust me we know otherwise.

Am reading this but still no network na so wia is it?

infatuation....