Jump into the water on 3rd mainland bridge

Boy:hi
Gal:wat?
Boy:hw r u?
Gal:Do I knw u?
Boy:hmm...no...but I am rich...
Gal:really?k..am nina..but u can cal me baby.am 20,I live in ph,but skooling in lead city varsity,I love shot dark guy especially sm1 like you. am glad 2 meet u.
Boy:no no no ,I mean am rich by name
Galhiss)abeg abeg,I dnt talk 2 stranger.

Craziness

Nice one keep it up

A guy was toasting a gurl
after everytin d gurl asked him
are you in school and what
course are you studying
he lied to her and said yes am
... in school and am studying food
science. 2weekz later d gurl saw him
washinq plate in a local
restaurant
*shocked* gosh wat are you
doinq here?
He smiled and said 'AM D0ING MY
I.T '..

In a banking hall, a man walks up 2 a lady n says "ur hair smell nice". The lady goes to her supervisor and reports for sexual harassment. τ̲̅ђe supervisor became puzzled and asked wat was wrong wit a customer telling u "ur hair smells nice"? The lady replies, "He is a dwarf, so u can imagine which hair he is referring to!" Oops!!!