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Jump into the water on 3rd mainland bridge |
Boy:hi Gal:wat? Boy:hw r u? Gal:Do I knw u? Boy:hmm...no...but I am rich... Gal:really?k..am nina..but u can cal me baby.am 20,I live in ph,but skooling in lead city varsity,I love shot dark guy especially sm1 like you. am glad 2 meet u. Boy:no no no ,I mean am rich by name Gal hiss)abeg abeg,I dnt talk 2 stranger. |
Craziness |
Nice one keep it up |
A guy was toasting a gurl after everytin d gurl asked him are you in school and what course are you studying he lied to her and said yes am ... in school and am studying food science. 2weekz later d gurl saw him washinq plate in a local restaurant *shocked* gosh wat are you doinq here? He smiled and said 'AM D0ING MY I.T '.. |
nanoken: |
In a banking hall, a man walks up 2 a lady n says "ur hair smell nice". The lady goes to her supervisor and reports for sexual harassment. τ̲̅ђe supervisor became puzzled and asked wat was wrong wit a customer telling u "ur hair smells nice"? The lady replies, "He is a dwarf, so u can imagine which hair he is referring to!" Oops!!! |
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hiss)abeg abeg,I dnt talk 2 stranger.
lord have mercy......alomo+natus+igbo+dumb policemen = 2 deaths