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Perhaps it's important to add here that any interested candidate should be computer literate (know how to operate the computer atleast), physically presentable and smart.



Still hiring

Where is that dude that said he can transform a 500k investment into millions within six months


Oya hit me up let me hear your business proposals. If i'm impressed, i'd gladly grant you a soft loan

2017 is finally upon us

Still hiring

A smart and well cultured female secretary is wanted at a unisex salon in Port Harcourt.

Candidate must reside within Ada George/mile 5,4 and 3 axles, should be friendly and well mannered, and must be very fluent in English.

Minimum educational qualification is SSCE.





Salary is 20k




Contact the manager on 09099073605

miriamchi:
I have someone who is so good at this but she resides in port Harcourt.. but if you can accommodate her,I can notify her immediately.

kindly notify me if you've got some one as advertised too... My salon is located some where around Ada George, PH


call me on 09099073605

Kdiva:
good. you?

I'm doing fine... just wondering if you are in for the party

Kdiva:
beach in port Harcourt?

howdy girlfriend

dingbang:
whr in pH so I fit come have a haircut

some where around mile4... Chinda off Ada George to be precise


sorry for the late reply, I've been on ghost mode since

dingbang:
location?

PHC sire

Partying is never wrong, but the caliber of attendees is of utmost significance, hence the indifference displayed by some Ph residents here.


Anyways, please let me know how I can be of help... check my siggy

DrWise:
36y8ry3,36y985d,36y9l56,36y9pzr,36ybbmg,36ybms9

My gee, hammer2010 has been placed on ban by the mods, he asked me to quote these booking codes and say,

"na these kin bet wey alabi no need worry too much. Na just to set one dynamite for one of the slips, then e go get multiple impacts"



Mods, I'm just an errand boy here, no transfer aggression please

hammer2010:
That was the main reason for that first line. I strongly doubt a mature dude (like the one in that pix) could put up his picture on threads like this with out any prior provocation. Sad so many couldn't read between the lines before joining the bandwagon of those chanting "hate."


Truth is, I mostly come here to have a laugh because I hardly punt. I'd be very bored with out the likes of abmbola here

Now for those of you who were genuinely offended because of my initial post,


And to those who took advantage of it to get back at me for getting on their nerves previously with my casting,

Many gamblers here are a$s lickerz, not you. I'll always respect you for that.

I jst hav this feelin i knw the person behind this ur monicker

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Still trolling





This was how chelshiit players all returned to their hotel after the thrashing they received last weekend from Arsenal

Greenback:
aboki zombie know wetin be computer?


Op,its kinda outdated o..

Really? So, what's en vogue

EHMIR:
No time to check time


nigerians nor get time to dey follow computer dey yan,na why people no dey subscribe to am be that,u get that op

A quick question for you. How do you know those that tried contacting you via your mobile when your digits were unavailable?

This has really got me thinking. Like we all know the benefits of making use of the voice mail service.

Apart from the fact that it takes your calls in the event that you are indisposed to picking it, it also spares your callers the stress of having to be redialing your number when ever it's either unavailable or switched off.


Personally, I find it very nauseating and frustrating when ever I want to reach some one, but for some reasons, the number is unavailable, and I can't even drop that urgent message.

In most countries, subscribers always make use of this important feature. So, I'm wondering why it's different in this part of the world.

What could be the problem or challenges with the voice mail service in Nigeria?

My thread on this earlier created was dope

https://www.nairaland.com/3292325/13-pictures-every-arsenal-fan

Dear President, his name is John Kerry, not John Terry

Please kindly note the difference this time around and spare us another international embarrassment

uzolexis:
Nairobi

Interesting... Are you Kenyan?

uzolexis:
Sorry, I don't stay in Nigeria

Lolz. That's okay.

Mind telling me where you stay then?

uzolexis:
shea butter,olive oil,coconut oil and leave in conditioner.

Nice choices


Do you by chance stay in PH?

uzolexis:
yes it is.

Nice

What supplement do you use?

uzolexis:
let's agree to disagree cos I still say he did nothing wrong in naming his dog Buhari and didn't break any law, the police are in the wrong for arresting an innocent citizen whom they are sworn to protect.

Your opinion, your right


Btw, is that a virgin hair you are on?

uzolexis:
stop grasping at straws just to have a case against this guy, the law is not based on emotions or morality and according to the law he did nothing wrong, PERIOD !!!!

Actually, the law and morality are inseparable. My elementary law taught me so.

Anyways, contrary to what you think, I have nothing against the accused. What is more, I'm not particularly happy with the way and manner the Police has handled the case thus far. Just felt I should put us in the know that the complainant indeed, has every right to seek redress legally.

Lero15:
LOL. Which is the moving train??

The last time I checked, no train is moving yet in the EPL

9jacrip:
On what grounds?

Point out the crime/criminal act, please.

I'd like to pick a date. I currently lack the wherewithal to reply your question.

uzolexis:
Seriously naming your dog is a breech of public peace That means everyone one will be breaching the peace then. We live in a society and everyone has to be tolerant of the other, you can never always have it your way and the last time I checked, naming your dog whatever you like was NEVER a crime.
If I am a Christian and don't like listening to "worldly music" buy have a neighbor who always sings worldly music every morning passing by my house to church, in your context that is a breach of public peace cos my neighbor is not respecting my preferences right

It's purely discretionary. Every case has to be looked at on it's merit cum facts

9jacrip:
In saner climes, the police go/es to the scene to verify the claims and try to talk the man into seeing from the Hausa's angle which he has a right to ageee or disagree too and in any case, he cannot be forced.

If he disagrees, the police go/es back to the Hausa to explain to him/them how he has a right to such, try to calm them down and as usual tell them they will keep imvestigating and stay in touch with the Ibo man - simple.

This is civil not criminal.

I quite agree with you on the methodology adopted by the Police on that case. They often usurp the powers of our Law courts by sumarilly prosecuting and passing judgements on accused persons.

But I disagree that this case is purely a civil matter. Whilst the complainant can seek redress under the civil law, a criminal proceeding can also be conveniently instituted against the accused.

uzolexis:
I won't be happy about it for sure but he has not committed a crime that warrants he be arrested. he is still within his legal rights and boundaries.

My dear, as funny as this may sound, the Police are empowered by law to arrest any one who does any thing capable of breaching public peace. You may want to ask how can that action breach public peace?

Now imagine if the complainant had probably out of anger, gone ahead to engage the accused in physical combat. It would have turned out bad, right?

Acts which are capable of breaching public peace are such that, amongst other things, are considered provocative.