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Na only one fine pass me self. which is the number 11

1. Tall Guys
We’re telling you this not just because short guys make us swoon. Last week, a study from extra-marital dating site, IllicitEncounters.com, told us that dudes over 5’10” are twice as likely to cheat on their partner. Knew they were up to no good up there.

2. Rock N’ Roll Fans
These two are the kind of sketchballs your mama warned you about. Another survey from IllicitEncounter.com found that 41 percent of cheaters prefer rock music to all other genres. Your best bet for a loyal partner? Rap lovers.

3. The French
What can you expect in a relationship with the best lovers in the world? Wine, cheese and an affair, says science. According to LELO, a luxury intimacy gadget brand, who surveyed the globe about bedroom habits, 75 percent of the French admit to cheating.

4. Blonde Women
Do blondes have more fun? If you consider cheating a grand ole time, then you betcha. A CheaterVille.com survey found that 42 percent of cheating women have blonde hair. Better girlfriend material, guys? Only 11 percent of women with black hair are cheaters.

5. Twitter Users
Shocker: social media can be harmful your romantic relationship! While this isn’t too surprising, research from the University of Missouri shows those who tweet cheat. The more often a person uses Twitter, the more often they have relationship conflicts, like affairs. #TimeToCloseTheLaptop

6. Female Teachers
What professions are more likely to stray? According to a AshleyMadison.com survey of its users, the typical cheating wife is likely to be a teacher. Someone’s gotta teach these ladies a lesson — just don’t call tech support …

7. Guys Who Work In IT
Don’t be fooled by their soft hoodies, hipster glasses and patience when it comes to restoring your iPhone (you really should start backing up!) — these guys are sneaky, cheating hubbies, according to the same AshleyMadison survey that revealed unfaithful wives are often teachers.

8. Shopaholics
AshleyMadison also revealed that their typical, adulterous female user is a serious shopper. More than a third of the women surveyed said they spend more on their appearance since they started cheating. And, 27 percent have a secret credit card to fund their purchases. The preferred brand of the unfaithful? Banana Republic.

9. Guys Named Wayne
An easy giveaway he’s sleeping with someone else? His name. A study of 2,000 women found Wayne ranked as the least trustworthy name in love.

As for Lil Wayne, his real name is Dwayne, so we’re not sure where that stands on the adultery scale. Does the D negate anything? For now, try not to date Lil Wayne. We’ll update you when science gets back to us.


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LewisO:
I dey find my ear-piece abeg!

was that the reason u quote everything

p2t2r:
If you like create this thread every two hours. It will still work on every girl...

your head the there?

killzone:
maybe

is not maybe that's just the fact

killzone:
Op not all girls are the same so it can't work on every girl

among those ten there must be one that will work

slimzypink:
this wont deceive me, I am too prestige to be deceive by this b.s

if say I know u in person I for come try am see

prettythicksme:
u wan do married woman?

chai sorry oh

zick19:
u forgot to add diz;

he gives her money

that one work on cheep and lazy gals only

prettythicksme:
I am taken!

e dsnt matter we can still run the game

prettythicksme:
And they think all these works for all ladies right?hell no na some not all.#Guys been deceiving ladies since 18bc #nothin new jorr

are u sure e dsnt on u cus I fit start now oh

[quote author=mirexxx post=31098172]"To deceive gullible girls" [/quotemake mouth well well u hear

djeezy:
Must all those things be done to deceive girls? Couldn't it mean he likes her and wanna impress her? Smh

in some cases yes but in some Is nah

yuncka:
Money is the main thing we Use in deceiving girls.

money is use for cheep gals

kayboy4y:
Thank you for misleading us.

To all My lovely female readers, the love i have for you all is so strong. That’s why i want to show you ten tricks most guys pull to win your hearts.
Be careful….

Enjoy.

1.Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone:

Most guys are fond of talking slowly and softly when talking to girls, whether random girls or their real bae either on the phone or during a live chat.

When he is not too swift in speech and he speaks like a pure gentleman, this gets a lady tripping, they’d want to talk the more with him, sometimes, even when what he is saying isn’t making much sense to them. Hpmh.

2. Smile:

A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy’s eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto grin

3. Make you laugh:

Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I’m telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen…) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, “it’s finished” as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that’s what helped Jesus with the women in his life… he never made them laugh. I’m not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works. grin

4. Make you talk:

A guy that knows ‘wasup’ will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so ‘beautifully ungodly’ it is – and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it’s really nice, your hair.


5. Walk slowly:

A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right… that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one… and… two… and… one… and… two… trust me, the ladies start tripping.

6. Perfume:

Hmmmmm… no need to talk about this. It’s as simple as I told you it’d be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, “Hmmm… just maybe”

7. Dress cute:

Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! “It is finished” again… Thank u Lord Jesus!

8. Clean Skin:

O boy! I don’t know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, “wow… he’s SO competing with me” shocked

9. Deepened Voice:

Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy’s voice sounds deep, mustn’t be bass, and the ladies start doing “ten ten” in their minds. Na wa o. Don’t they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro… the guy must be having ‘selection problem’.

10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! :

What came to your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the RED word, ladies die once. It’s like something falls off their brain and crashes into their “down there” causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They’re just better at hiding it! But still, that’s a good thing… wouldn’t want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, “Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that… I just did it to get it over with Dad.” Mehnnn… na faint!

Ahmad Sajoh shared his encounter with APC’s presidential candidate, Muhammadu Buhari at the Nnamdi Azikwe international airport.

Read his encounter below:

Lol. The kind of things you hear and see everyday. So here's what happened. Two bus conductors fought each other and one of them broke the others head with a pavement stone. This happened at Navy Town, Alakija, Satellite Town yesterday.

A Naval officer saw what happened and decided to punish the one who broke the others head. He told the conductor to climb a tiny fruit tree & left him there for over 30 minutes. What kind of punishment is that? Lol.


Sourcehttp://lindaikeji..com/2015/02/photos-see-way-naval-officer-punished.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitterfeed&m=1

Actress tonto Dikeh took to her Instagram page to share a photo of her stylist, Jeremiah Ogbodo of Swanky Signatures as her Sugar Daddy. Lol. Am sure you guys were expecting to see an OLD man.

10 Words Nigerians Use That Are Not In The Dictionary


Disvirgin, cross-carpeting, go-slow & 7 more ‘words’ you won’t find in the dictionary By @ChineduRylan

Installmentally: This “word” is a favourite of many Nigerians, but, sadly, it simply does not exist. You won’t find it any reputable dictionary. The correct thing to say when “installmentally” comes to your mind is in instalments or by instalments.

Plumpy: Nigerians use “plumpy” when they want to say that someone is chubby or slightly fat. The correct expression is plump.

Disvirgin: This particular “word” is used severally on a daily basis, especially by Nigerian men when they intend saying that a woman has lost her virginity to a guy. The correct word to use, however, is deflower, because “disvirgin” is not a word.

Crosscarpeting or cross-carpeting: This is a favourite of Nigerian politicians and political analysts alike. They use it when they want to say that a politician has dumped his political party for another party, usually a rival party. The right terms to use when describing this scenario are party switching, defection and crossing the floor and not “cross-carpeting” or “crosscarpeting.”

Go-slow: The word go-slow exists, but not in the way Nigerians use it. A “go-slow,” in the peculiarly Nigerian context, is a situation in which road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues. However, go-slow in the English language actually means an industrial tactic used by employees whereby they intentionally reduce activity, productivity and efficiency in order to press home some demands. When this happens, you say that work in the office, factory or organization is at a go-slow. The correct terms to use when road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues are traffic jam, traffic congestion, gridlock, and (less technically) hold-up, not “go-slow.”

Cunny: “Cunny” is not found in authoritative dictionaries, but it can be found in some slang dictionaries. Over there, it is a slang used to refer to a woman’s vagina. The correct term to use is cunning (which is used to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty) and not “cunny.”

Opportuned: There is nothing like “opportuned” anywhere in the English language, but that has not stopped its blatant use by all and sundry in Nigeria, including journalists and writers. The correct word is opportune. The word opportune is an adjective; therefore it has no past tense. An adjective has no past tense. However, some verbs can function as adjectives or adverbs in a sentence. These verbs are called participles and they do have past tenses. They are not pure adjectives. Examples of participles are fattened, amused, disgusted, mystified, overwhelmed, upset and bored. Be that as it may, opportune is a pure adjective and not a participle, therefore it has no past tense. Opportune means appropriate or well-timed.

Alright: “Alright” is a misspelling of the term all right. All right is used when you want to say that something is adequate, acceptable, agreeable or suitable. To hardcore English language linguists, “alright” is not a word. However, its usage is gaining traction and it’s increasingly becoming acceptable. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary – which is considered the gold standard among American English speakers – has recently drawn a lot of criticisms for its permissiveness when it began indexing some otherwise colloquial and street language terms, including “alright.” Most linguists disagree with the gradual acceptance of “alright” as a word by the public and even the media, while those in the minority are “alright” with it.

Wake-keeping: “Wake-keeping” exists only in the imagination of a few English speakers. As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as “wake-keeping.” The correct word is wake and not even “wake-keep.” Both “wake-keeping” and “wake-keep” are ungrammatical.

Screentouch: This bad grammatical expression gained currency in Nigeria and neighbouring West African countries with the influx of made-in-China stylus pen touchscreen not-so-smart phones in the mid 2000s. It was a novelty then; many in Nigeria had not seen it – or even thought such advanced technology was possible – before. So, they looked for a name to call it and “screentouch” came to mind, after all you just touch the screen and it starts working. In case you’ve still not figured it out yet, the correct thing to say is touchscreen and not “screentouch.”

So there you have it, 10 English language “words” Nigerians love to use that are not found in the dictionary.


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teemanbastos:
dat time wen we were classmates..
He gathers sum drummers at d back of d class den xtart rapping..
C d guy nao... E dun hammer

mehn bros this Your. Lie no be here own oh

This time it’s Baddoo himself Olamide…

Nice 1 tho… He didn’t really change..

This man didn’t even change. lol just his body. Same face… Nice..

That’s Flavour N’abania, the “Ada Ada” Crooner.

bennifield11:
Wizkid aint takin shit..skales sucks!!!

but I think wizkid over step sometimes

In case You don't know them here is there pic

Apparently, everything seemed calm until Wizkid replies. The Star Boy said Skales is merely looking for publicity for his new album Man of the Year.
“I know u’re going thru a lot but don’t point fingers at me bro. I made The label money to push all of us ! Don’t forget!” he also tweeted.

Check on Wizkid’s Rant below::

This Beef was Totally Unexpected. .Few Minutes ago Former EME act, who is now signed to Baseline Music, Skales has launched an attack on his former label mate Wizkid.
In a series of tweets on Twitter, Skales Claimed he wrote songs for Wizkid, Especially ‘Azonto’ and that Wizkid does not support him despite this.
But says his success fueled Skales’ career in EME…
“@wizkidayo no bad blood bro we family but show support to ur own for real it’s not by tweeting or bare words…..” Skales tweeted.
“@wizkidayo I don’t nid p.r from u bro das d least ting let’s call a spade a spade..ure a fake ass nigga…dat is scared of ppls sucess” he further tweeted.
How it all started…

[code][/code]Pls guys I need your opinion on this....... I want to stop my younger once from doing some sault of things but I don't know which one will be more suitable to allow them to do that will not make them dull in school. I will place the list of those things below and you will give me ur opinion if it were to be your children/youngers once which will you allow them to do.

1, Movie/film
2, Game
3,Chatting
4, Playing of football
5, Party



Thanks in advans