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10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 8:04am On Feb 26, 2015 |
To all My lovely female readers, the love i have for you all is so strong. That’s why i want to show you ten tricks most guys pull to win your hearts. Be careful…. Enjoy. 1.Slow Rhythm and Soft Tone: Most guys are fond of talking slowly and softly when talking to girls, whether random girls or their real bae either on the phone or during a live chat. When he is not too swift in speech and he speaks like a pure gentleman, this gets a lady tripping, they’d want to talk the more with him, sometimes, even when what he is saying isn’t making much sense to them. Hpmh. 2. Smile: A genuine smile that has the sides of a guy’s eyes stretching along, will ALWAYS deceive you ladies into opening up your shield. Watch for this one too. A smile can cost more than the price they call. Na after you buy you go know the difference between Isoko and Sokoto grin 3. Make you laugh: Like this post says, these are just simple things guys do and this one is like the simplest and most obvious. Ladies, trust me guys know this and I’m telling you a secret. (hussssh! listen…) Guys believe that once they can make you laugh, “it’s finished” as put by my sweet Lord Jesus. Maybe that’s what helped Jesus with the women in his life… he never made them laugh. I’m not sure I have an antidote coz this trick really works. grin 4. Make you talk: A guy that knows ‘wasup’ will always make you want to talk, and talk ONLY about yourself. Things that concern you, your hairdo, your makeup and how so ‘beautifully ungodly’ it is – and even what you think about the Big Brother House girls! This tactic is simple. So simple. Once they get you talking and talking and talking, trust me, they are ogling at your chest, your lips and if it’s really nice, your hair. 5. Walk slowly: A slow stride in a guy signifies some sort of confidence. Ladies, am I right… that you NEVER get turned on by a guy who walks SO FAST! Tap! Tap! Tap! Like he was walking to secure the last seat before his molue leaves for heaven! Once a guy steps slowly like, one… and… two… and… one… and… two… trust me, the ladies start tripping. 6. Perfume: Hmmmmm… no need to talk about this. It’s as simple as I told you it’d be. The worst part, even a N1200 perfume can make a girl think, “Hmmm… just maybe” 7. Dress cute: Whether wearing the most expensive or the cheapest, as long as the color goes well and the clothes are ironed, ladies just start considering. If the guy con try add good shoe with correct belt, aha! “It is finished” again… Thank u Lord Jesus! 8. Clean Skin: O boy! I don’t know where to start from in this one. A 20-something year old lady almost raped me when I was like 12 years old coz of my skin tone! Heck, why do you think ladies love holding babies and cuddling them? Once a guy maintains his skin well, no blemish, no pimple, all clean, the ladies even start deceiving themselves. They be like, “wow… he’s SO competing with me” shocked 9. Deepened Voice: Another simple trick that throws girls off-balance. A guy’s voice sounds deep, mustn’t be bass, and the ladies start doing “ten ten” in their minds. Na wa o. Don’t they even know this voice thing comes as early as puberty? God help my 18-year old bro… the guy must be having ‘selection problem’. 10. Make U Think or Talk about S\ex! : What came to your mind when you saw that last word in RED. See what I mean? Once a guy jokes about the RED word, or writes about the RED word, or even sneezes a note about the RED word, ladies die once. It’s like something falls off their brain and crashes into their “down there” causing irreparable damage. Of the two of us, guys and girls, I have to argue that girls love s\e.x more than us. They’re just better at hiding it! But still, that’s a good thing… wouldn’t want my future virgin daughter come up to me like, “Dad, I saw this guy today and my body was so scratching me, like this and like that… I just did it to get it over with Dad.” Mehnnn… na faint! 1 Like |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by Nobody: 8:09am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Thought I have seen this before |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by Nobody: 8:10am On Feb 26, 2015 |
You can't say a guy with such qualities is not of good intentions. Only the drummer has the monopoly of revealing what message he passes when drumming. People interpreted a drumming as "compare the mouthpart of a weevil with that of the toll gate officer of Oyo Empire stationed at Lalupon, there is no any difference". The drummer was arrested, and asked to clarify what he meant. He said what he meant was "I drink palmwine in Ibadan, in Oyo, and whenever I'm a guest of the toll gate officer of Oyo Empire stationed at Lalupon". When they compared the drumming with the two meaning, it rhymed. |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by temitemi1(m): 8:14am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Taken |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by Nobody: 8:23am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by kayboy4y(m): 8:45am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Thank you for misleading us. |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by yuncka: 8:52am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Money is the main thing we Use in deceiving girls. |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 8:53am On Feb 26, 2015 |
kayboy4y: |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 8:56am On Feb 26, 2015 |
yuncka:money is use for cheep gals |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by djeezy(m): 8:57am On Feb 26, 2015 |
Must all those things be done to deceive girls? Couldn't it mean he likes her and wanna impress her? Smh |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by trisha01(f): 9:03am On Feb 26, 2015 |
is dat so? |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 9:07am On Feb 26, 2015 |
djeezy:in some cases yes but in some Is nah |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by naijaboiy: 10:06am On Feb 26, 2015 |
But guy why do you have to plagiarise na Lazy àss |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by mirexxx(f): 10:20am On Feb 26, 2015 |
"To deceive gullible girls" |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 10:48am On Feb 26, 2015 |
[quote author=mirexxx post=31098172]"To deceive gullible girls" [/quotemake mouth well well u hear |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by mirexxx(f): 10:50am On Feb 26, 2015 |
[quote author=tomzee2 post=31099158][/quote]ok |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 10:56am On Feb 26, 2015 |
mirexxx: |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by Nobody: 11:14am On Feb 26, 2015 |
And they think all these works for all ladies right?hell no na some not all.#Guys been deceiving ladies since 18bc #nothin new jorr |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 11:22am On Feb 26, 2015 |
prettythicksme:are u sure e dsnt on u cus I fit start now oh |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by Nobody: 11:57am On Feb 26, 2015 |
tomzee2:I am taken! |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by Nobody: 12:00pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
u forgot to add diz; he gives her money |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 12:10pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
prettythicksme:e dsnt matter we can still run the game |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 12:13pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
zick19:that one work on cheep and lazy gals only |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by Nobody: 12:51pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Gibberish |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by Nobody: 1:19pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
tomzee2:u wan do married woman? |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by killzone(m): 1:20pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Op not all girls are the same so it can't work on every girl |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by slimzypink(f): 1:20pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
this wont deceive me, I am too prestige to be deceive by this b.s |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by ilo04(m): 1:44pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
mirexxx:like u |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 1:56pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
prettythicksme:chai sorry oh |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 1:58pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
slimzypink:if say I know u in person I for come try am see |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by tomzee2(f): 2:00pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
killzone:among those ten there must be one that will work |
Re: 10 Things Most Guys Do To Deceive Girls This Days (MUST READ) by killzone(m): 2:13pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
tomzee2:maybe |
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