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Religion / Re: Man Transforms His Father's Village Church Into Mini City Church Standard by Tonalphs(f): 4:02pm On Jul 07
Sheistoopretty:
What does he do for a living? Is he a Nigerian man?

I doubt.
He makes money for a living grin grin grin
Career / Re: Army Promotes Oluchukwu Owowoh To Lieutenant by Tonalphs(f): 10:22pm On Jun 27
Why don't you google it. I'm a barracks girl so I'm telling you. NDA age bracket is from 16years. My nephew entered at 16 years.
Akoodo:
Who will admit you at NDA at 16?
Entry age is 18 years and there's no way you can attend the rank of second leuitinant at the age of 22. Because promotion comes after 2 years












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Fresh NDA at 21 are lieutenant. What are you saying? It only takes a few months as an NDA graduate in the army from 2nd lieutenant to lieutenant. Some many young cadet enter NDA at the age of 16. Before 22 years, they are lieutenants. I know alot.
Career / Re: Army Promotes Oluchukwu Owowoh To Lieutenant by Tonalphs(f): 10:17pm On Jun 27
Akoodo:
Who will admit you at NDA at 16?
Entry age is 18 years and there's no way you can attend the rank of second leuitinant at the age of 22. Because promotion comes after 2 years
I know some many people who entered at age 16 in the naf NDA. Straight from secondary school. Wish I could introduce them to you.












quote author=Tonalphs post=130686089]
Fresh NDA at 21 are lieutenant. What are you saying? It only takes a few months as an NDA graduate in the army from 2nd lieutenant to lieutenant. Some many young cadet enter NDA at the age of 16. Before 22 years, they are lieutenants. I know alot.
Career / Re: Army Promotes Oluchukwu Owowoh To Lieutenant by Tonalphs(f): 4:36pm On Jun 27
DevilsEqual:
That rank at just 24

Wow, Congrats to her
Fresh NDA at 21 are lieutenant. What are you saying? It only takes a few months as an NDA graduate in the army from 2nd lieutenant to lieutenant. Some many young cadet enter NDA at the age of 16. Before 22 years, they are lieutenants. I know alot.

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Religion / Re: Pope Told Off By Student For Using Anti-LGBTQ Language by Tonalphs(f): 6:11pm On Jun 23
Flamemignon1:

Of the thousands of religions, the Abrahamaic religions are the only ones rampant on homophobia
Walahi and if you defend gay people, they think you are one. What if I'm one? What if I'm not? The truth is, when you're not in their shoes, it's easy to judge them and call them all manner of names, it's easy to claim that it was environmental or peer pressure. The Buddha said don't tolerate them. They're not yours for creations sake. The Buddha said rather Accept them. That's reality. Sometimes I wonder if the kind of love we straight people give is different from the kind of love they give. Why would I be concerned about how someone else chose to give love? Walahi we have more pressing issue in this country. And funny thing is, gay people don't just see you and start forcing you to have sex with them. They approach you like normal straight people do. That's why I said, what's the difference between the love they give and that of straight people? The answer is no difference.

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Religion / Re: There Is No God, God Should Stop Helping Me- Nigeria Man Says by Tonalphs(f): 10:01am On Jun 23
Saying God doesn't exist is saying you don't exist. God is your subconscious mind. God is you. God is in everything and everywhere too. God isn't some sky daddy. God is consciousness. That's all that it is. Nothing else. You are God creating and recreating with your thoughts, words, feelings and actions. Dunno where else you intend to find God other than in your very own self.
Religion / Re: Pope Told Off By Student For Using Anti-LGBTQ Language by Tonalphs(f): 9:44am On Jun 23
Gay people are humans and they have right to love how they choose. Just because the Pope doesn't accept them doesn't mean that the universe doesn't. While the Pope is not God or source, I'll advise they should respect the church opinion and go where they are wanted, life nor hard. Buddhism doesn't have any issue with gay people because according to the Buddha, anybody can touch the feet of God. It's still pride month... I like Buddha don't have issue with gay people cos I understand that concept of souls taking form.

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Celebrities / Re: Video From Actor Amaechi Muonagor’s Burial Ceremony In Obosi (video) by Tonalphs(f): 8:28pm On Jun 22
Death is just a passing on.... Nobody actually dies. Journey well hero...
Religion / Re: Man Chooses ₦10M Over Adeboye’s Prayer (Video) by Tonalphs(f): 7:21am On Jun 18
Do religious leaders choose prayers over tithes and seeds? Don't be tempting someone in this hot afternoon joor.
When you need help they'd ask u to pray or they'd pray for you. If they need help, they collect contribution as seeds or finance from you. Isn't the answer obvious
Politics / Re: Stop Lying About Nigerian Gas, We Owe Them $300 Million - Ghanians To Govt by Tonalphs(f): 7:09am On Jun 18
Na now I know say Nigeria hates Nigerians. Giving light to strangers while we suffer.

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Family / Re: My Younger Brother Seems To Hate Me! by Tonalphs(f): 7:06am On Jun 18
galantjoe:


Labour deserves wages

If he pays his junior brother bills, the onus is on that his brother to reciprocate by showcasing care, love and respect. Love is something you should displace for people to see. But unfortunately his brother has not shown any of them.
😂 grin grin he doesn't mean he should set his house on fire because his imagination thinks his bro hates him. It's crazy if he does so.
Family / Re: My Younger Brother Seems To Hate Me! by Tonalphs(f): 10:04am On Jun 17
yemmit90:


You are the only person that perfectly described the op here. In every action, there is always reaction, the brother might have seen this unnecessary attitude in him.
Walahi I understand him cos I've rendered help to people that don't post or call me and I nor send. Our relationship is great and I call them more cos family is family and your ability to understand family is very important. That person I rendered help that doesn't call me, na she dey brag about her siblings goodness to strangers pass. When you are sincere in your giving, praises don't matter. Life nor hard, if your heart is filled with love, you will see, think or hear no evil. E fit b say na his gf or wife go don put the thought in his head. Like see, so and so bro of yours isn't grateful. Life nor hard o. Person wey get today fit broke tomorrow. Let's give love knowing that nature reward is better than human effort of reward. If nature rewards you, she will cause strangers to your aid. If man reward you, the thank you wey he tell you naim be your reward.

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Family / Re: My Younger Brother Seems To Hate Me! by Tonalphs(f): 9:59am On Jun 17
Westerhoffe:


Don't say what you don't know if you're not in his shoes.
Some brothers are actually like that.
How can someone be nasty to you if you truly render them help? It doesn't make sense. This means that for every cause, there is an equal effect. Read his writeup sir, the answer is there. Even our parents that help us, we don't call them often or even show them off, it doesn't mean we don't think about them.
Him wanting to be wished hbd on social media cos his bro post other people says alot. For example, I'm a die hard fan of kpop especially BTS, I post them everyday. But my parents, I don't even post them, say on birthdays and sometimes not. But I give them things, may not call them often. But imagine them getting angry that I post a musical boy group more than them. That's silly and petty 😂😂😂. I don laugh tire cos I can't seem to find fault in his younger one order than the fact that the writer feels he is alpha and Omega and besides him, his younger sibling will not survive. Make he commot him hand and see if the guy will die.
Family / Re: My Younger Brother Seems To Hate Me! by Tonalphs(f): 6:18am On Jun 17
galantjoe:
If what you re saying is true
Then stop any further support to him

Good turn deserves another, one can't be feeding a dog that will kill him or her one day.

For those of us saying that it is not a must he should say reciprocate by calling,etc. I challenge them to be happy and continue to feed a child that can't say greetings or thankio. Even Christ we christians regarded as God demands gratitude and thanksgiving from people he healed as recorded in Bible talkless of us who are not divine.
Oga, he's not saying anything that is true. In his writeup lies the answer. He's bragging about rendering help to him. I'm sure he says the same thing to his brother's face. That's why the young man doesn't tell him anything. All his words are about him being worshipped just cos he pays the bills. If not, y is he concerned that his bro doesn't call him? That one nor b talk na. He even get credit to call am? Y his he concerned his bro doesn't post him on social media? He didn't say his bro doesn't wish him hbd o, he said he doesn't post him on social media on his bday. grin grin grin
Family / Re: My Younger Brother Seems To Hate Me! by Tonalphs(f): 6:11am On Jun 17
If you are someone who is judgemental or insults the family on how much you pay their bill every opportunity you get, he may not confide in you, that doesn't mean that he does not love you.
Imo, you didn't say anything that he has done. Try to be a bit flexible, don't be the type that's quick to advise a grown ass man, sometimes lovingly advice. In fact check yourself. I have someone special in my life that I don't tell anything. I'm not a bad child but some people seem to understand that things must always go their way. For example, I don't do religion, but that special someone doesn't know about it cos I don't have time for someone to start preaching left right and center to me. Doesn't mean they stopped being special. So check yourself first. Sometimes it starts with us.
Religion / Re: Born Again Withdrew His Admission Because He Cheated In WAEC: Your Opinion? by Tonalphs(f): 8:47pm On Jun 16
grin grin grin he's doing what pastors can never do. All the illegal offerings and tithes, they can never.
Romance / Re: 23-Year-Old Chinese Woman Marries 80-Year-Old Man, Sparks Controversy (Photos) by Tonalphs(f): 7:43pm On Jun 14
Hezmatosky:

Tonalphs baby, oya no vex. Just catching my cruise o. Sorry for all that. I know we don't mean what we said to each other. All na jokes. Let's keep good friendship 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍
Your joke is too expensive I still dey pity your sense of reasoning. I hate insults to my gender in any form of joke. If you don't know people, you don't know their story, you have no right to judge them. Person wey dey live for glass house nor dey throw stones. Person wey get kids, even girl child, nor dey insult other women. Person wey marry on time, make money, or still remai for husband house go think say other people get bad character. Person wey rich go think say other people lazy. grin grin grin Life is a mystery. We just learn to live and love life beautifully well. I hope you learn.

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Romance / Re: 23-Year-Old Chinese Woman Marries 80-Year-Old Man, Sparks Controversy (Photos) by Tonalphs(f): 7:16pm On Jun 14
Hezmatosky:

Nothing concern you and my wife. You're not equal for real. In any way atall, she's not your level. Na only age you take pass am you hear old model😜
She's definitely not my level cos she's a pickmeshia and she's Barbara de builder. People like her hate themselves cos they have low self esteem and they'd rather have a nagging broke lazy husband that they'd feed than be alone. we can't be in the same level, not at all, and you are right.

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Romance / Re: 23-Year-Old Chinese Woman Marries 80-Year-Old Man, Sparks Controversy (Photos) by Tonalphs(f): 7:05pm On Jun 14
Doyin2:


When you read,pay attention to details, you would not have vomited this trash.

Where is the gold digger?
The guy is just useless. He insulted Tonto Dikeh in one thread and I called him to order and he's been carrying my name upandan as though he doesn't have a life. I'm not in the business of men or anyone insulting an older woman who is living her life on her terms. Since then, we've been dragging each other. And he's a 70 years old man.

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Celebrities / Re: I Took A Break From My Online Ministry To Focus On God – Yul Edochie by Tonalphs(f): 6:43pm On Jun 14
grin grin grin person wey nor fit protect himself from the hands of the devil wan show others how to protect themselves 😭. If he knew how to protect himself, his home wouldn't have scattered.
Romance / Re: 23-Year-Old Chinese Woman Marries 80-Year-Old Man, Sparks Controversy (Photos) by Tonalphs(f): 6:41pm On Jun 14
Hezmatosky:
@Tonalphs I wish you all the best grin Gold diggers everywhere angry
Shey na gold I dig? Na sand your daughters go dig. Useless man. Greet your low self esteem wife wey dig heavy stones and tiny d**k. Plus only a useless name for legacy. You be mumu ghan.

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Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by Tonalphs(f): 3:46pm On Jun 14
Hezmatosky:

Try grow up angry
Even at your age, you're still behaving childish. Although na local ashi you be sha undecided Go school, no! Learn work, no! You see the result? Now, except widowers or maybe all these garage men or even aboki you will finally end up with. Let me even tell you the truth, I have a spiritual gift. You should have gone far in life but there's a big load drawing you backwards. And the big load is your mouth. Learn to curtail it ok. Frustration is written all over you. The last guy that broke up with you na still your mouth cause am. Even this your new guy now, he's only managing you. Your mouth is too dirty. Fuaaaaaaaaah 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Na the same way your mother take end up for ashawo quarters cos she go marry your agbero father, the way same your wife go end up with house husband like you. Keep telling the whole world your sad tale. Jobless old man with big head like Biafra map. You be odeh oshi
With your carton brain wey na heavy stones fool am. Your life na marriage and sex naim you Sabi. U can't live without a woman. You need one to survive, so you think say women too dey like you. You be apology of a father. Community disgrace like you. Old man with children wey dey online 24-7 dey disgrace him nonsense legacy. Sha na only name you bring to the table. Dull man. Infact you be half man. You are not a complete man. Broke nonsense man like you. Na so poor people dey think. Na only woman and relationship dey their head. Nothing. He thinks that's y he's on earth.
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by Tonalphs(f): 3:44pm On Jun 14
Hezmatosky:

Try grow up angry
Even at your age, you're still behaving childish. Although na local ashi you be sha undecided Go school, no! Learn work, no! You see the result? Now, except widowers or maybe all these garage men or even aboki you will finally end up with. Let me even tell you the truth, I have a spiritual gift. You should have gone far in life but there's a big load drawing you backwards. And the big load is your mouth. Learn to curtail it ok. Frustration is written all over you. The last guy that broke up with you na still your mouth cause am. Even this your new guy now, he's only managing you. Your mouth is too dirty. Fuaaaaaaaaah 🤮🤮🤮🤮
You be woman wrapper. See as you nor gree grow up for this your old age. Dey tag me upandan like say I'm the reason for your living. Adult wey be fool naim you be. Talk talk amebo nagging gossip man like you. Person papa wey nor gree get sense. Be like say make I slap sense enter your tiny brain.
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by Tonalphs(f): 1:27pm On Jun 14
Hezmatosky:

All these ikpodo girls without manners😠
Anytime you cross my mind the only thing I think about is what a foolish man and husband you are. You want respect but you can't give respect yourself. As you nor dey bring food for house wey your low self esteem wife dey respect you, you think say you go just come online, talk nonsense make people respect you, just because na man you be. Half man like you. Even half better pass you. I can't seem to quantify how useless, foolish and stupid you are as an old man. Well, foolish people grow old too.
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by Tonalphs(f): 1:03pm On Jun 14
Hezmatosky:

All these ikpodo girls without manners😠
Walahi you don't have sense. I'm shocked nobody has told you before. Even your wife wey dey feed, cloth and shelter you nor fit tell you say you are big for nothing. She just dey allow you dey run around like woman menstruation.
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by Tonalphs(f): 12:10pm On Jun 14
Hezmatosky:

Mannerless!
Like say your mama get manner. If she get she nor go born useless son like you.
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by Tonalphs(f): 12:10pm On Jun 14
Hezmatosky:

All these ikpodo girls without manners😠
See your big head. You be fool. My problem is your wife and children are probably being infected by your foolish attitude. Married man with no sense.
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by Tonalphs(f): 9:30am On Jun 14
Hezmatosky:

Compare my profile and yours. You have spent a whooping period of three months plus on nairaland while am only online for just a month since we registered. Now between me and you who is now jobless?
You are a fool o. Big one. Very foolish and senseless. You think three months on nairaland means I'm roaming aimlessly like you. I said you are a fool. You prove it over and over again. You are the most stupid man on earth if you think I've been on nairaland for just three months. You are dumb and foolish. You can't be helped. Why not go and ask people that have been using nairaland even before the first crash of the thread. You be baby for this thread. Old age doesn't really guarantee sense. Now I know y you are on this thread. Was thinking you were amongst those people around 2017 that maid NL toxic. Didn't know you just started using NL. No wonder. Earlier than that, sensible people were using NL, at some point, I deleted the app cos I hated negative vibes. But even in the last 3 months, I'm sure you're the only foolish person I engaged words with cos you're foolishness led me to putting you in your place. But you are not only jobless, you are a wasted sperm. Bastard child. No wonder you are roaming aimlessly looking for who to pour out your frustrations on. Cos you see someone responding to you back to back doesn't mean they are always online. It's you who jumps from one thread to another that concerns woman that is a nonentity and a jobless man. Man wey claim to have wife and kids and he's online 24-7, you are a foolish house husband.

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Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by Tonalphs(f): 9:17am On Jun 14
Hezmatosky:

Compare my profile and yours. You have spent a whooping period of three months plus on nairaland while am only online for just a month since we registered. Now between me and you who is now jobless?
You be mumu. Big mumu. You nor get sense and you nor go ever get sense. Old man like you. You think I'll begin to explain myself to you. You be big fool. And you nor go ever get sense.
Celebrities / Re: Ugezu Celebrates His Daughter. Akabuaku Who Is Officer In The US Army by Tonalphs(f): 7:06pm On Jun 13
Hezmatosky:
@Tonalphs come and see your mate o. Person wey wan feed me and my family with money realized on her birthday. Tchwwwww yeye dey smell😂
At least she realized money on her birthday from men, that's how it ought to be. Should she be like your wife and work morning and night shifts and grow yam leg to feed you?
She has a healthy self esteem unlike your low life low self esteem wife.
Your wife nor get dignity just like your mama. She dey feed you same way your mama feed your papa.bunch of lazy bones
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's 70th Birthday Is Today by Tonalphs(f): 7:05pm On Jun 13
Hezmatosky:
@Tonalphs come and see your fellow woman o kiss
Nagging house husband. I've been busy working. What is it again? You seem to have all day. Your joblessness is out of this world. Tell your wife that she's making you lazy by taking care of the home and providing food and shelter and clothing for you
Religion / Re: Breastfeeding My Husband Stopped His Illness: Woman Testifies In Church (pix/vid by Tonalphs(f): 10:12am On Jun 12
Hezmatosky:

Old model Camry😜
But your wife get low self esteem with no sense too, cos she dey try o. Na like this you dey nag her 😂. That woman marry you con marry trouble join. Chai, I don begin pity the women in your life. Sha na their fault. Na them get low self esteem so make them deal with your constant nagging. If then tire, they fit go top of the roof to sleep. Shey na so bible talk. It's better to be on the roof top than in the same room with someone who nags. grin grin grin

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