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Hausa: i think dats wat dey all drink @ home. I hope u guys are gonna visit forks n fingers during ur time in skul o?

forks n fingers kee? Rara o, garri go still ful bag nw.#winks#

Olastep1: u and ur f*ckin mouth again, huh? Who teach u ds f*ckin word? I gues u jst f*ckin learn it? Be f*ckin careful o

lol,abi o f*ckin evrytin. Hmmm

Sir mikky: See reasoning...The rice fit no do u much good lyk Ijebu garri wey dry wella featuring cold pure water and groundnut..☺

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Sir mikky: See reasoning...The rice fit no do u much good lyk Ijebu garri wey dry wella featuring cold pure water and groundnut..☺

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Sir mikky: See reasoning...The rice fit no do u much good lyk Ijebu garri wey dry wella featuring cold pure water and groundnut..☺

hmm datz ryt bro,thumbs up 2 u.

Teaser4: you will see the update on the eportal.I guess it shud start late Feb,arround 20th...just a guess

thanx a lot sir

Tosdam: Only God knows the problem with oau,it only in oau things that is normal goes abnormal... 10 months now for running admission programme yet the fucking eportal has not be upload, a month to resumption registration is not on.... Their programme is nothings but a snail,though the institution is accolade as one of the best in nigeria and african but it not about that alone... Is not until we use six or seven years in school before becoming best,it not how far but how well... Their snail programme is abhorring and exasperating....... Nigeria institutions are full of slob and robot abdicating their responsiblity, they are never time conscious most especially oau, the only thing i know oau to be best at his having conducive environment for learning and having and a maniac schooling activities,they compel student to go extra mile but they are time wastage.....
In other country B.sc doesn't take more than 3 to 4 yrs but here in nigeria most especially oau you will have to use more than 6 to 7 yrs which is abysmal and dishearten....

Is not all about ageing in school, the most important one is the achievement you have been able to make after school... It here in nigeria graduate with first or second class who had spent 4 to 6 yrs in school still roam about the street, begging employer with their certificate, it here in nigeria that you see graduate who is adept and qualified becoming a motorcyclist or motorist... This Things made me imbue of worrisome, i just pray we shall not be found wanting for job in future,we shall all be favour in our days,the appaling situation of nigeria shall change anon..... The lord mercy shall never depart from us...

hmm amen o. And we shall nt only be found wantin 4 jobs bt we shall bkum employers dat give people jobs. Anyway he who laughs last laughs BEST!

cloaked: ....lwkmd4h!...garri dey make pesin sharp?..if i hear!...na suffer-ness dey make pesin drink garri o!...temme sumfin cutie,..if u're bin asked 2 pick btw Fried rice plus seasoned chicken, and Garri!...which re u gon pick?....lemmme guess, Garri ryt?

abi nah,its beta 2 drink garri nw n be loaded wit a promisin future,dan 2 eat fried rice n chicken n forget abt d brightnez of d future. And diz wot has made ogun people v.unique. They're intelligent,vibrant n loaded wit sharp brains ~winks ~

Teaser4: what part do u stay in abk,I stay in abiolaway,madojutimi junction...I shud be in abk soon.still flexing in skul,rest is sweet after labour,after part 1 stress.we thank God. The higher you go,the tougher it becomes,that's the rule

ah,i'm stayin in ib or can we get it wen we resume? R u on 2go or any oda social network?

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]To have faith is to defy logic.
It takes faith to think positively.
It takes faith to believe that there is a loving God who cares deeply about our pain.
To believe in life, D universe, or yourself after numerous failures is to have courage.
Faith is an act of courage.
It is choosing to get up in the mornin n face our fears n believe dat God will help us.
Faith is choosin to believe dat
evn though we may av failed one hundred times before
dat we can succeed d next time.
#gugmorningteamoau, #keepdfaithalive.[/quote]truest of d true talks #winks#

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]To have faith is to defy logic.
It takes faith to think positively.
It takes faith to believe that there is a loving God who cares deeply about our pain.
To believe in life, D universe, or yourself after numerous failures is to have courage.
Faith is an act of courage.
It is choosing to get up in the mornin n face our fears n believe dat God will help us.
Faith is choosin to believe dat
evn though we may av failed one hundred times before
dat we can succeed d next time.
#gugmorningteamoau, #keepdfaithalive.[/quote]

Hausa: hmmmm, must be a loose gate then. It seriously needs to be a bit guarded.
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u ehn! U beta jst think abt it,no let us hear o.

skysol: It is very very wa o...ijebu garry lol...student gt mouth die nii...a whole ogun state person go go drink 1 bag of garry ijebu..chaii...if na me i go go jump 4rm faculty of law com down oo

ehn,na dat garri dey make us sharp 4 nt only face bt also 4 brain. So u beta be careful o

Hausa: na so o. But heres d game plan. Charge all ya fone batteries full, and browse while u stand. U wont even knw when it will reach ur turn

and dn't forget 2 get sum snacks lyk gala wey dey recharge belle 1 time,guguru and epa wil also help in makin d mouth busy while u wait 4 ur turn.

Olastep1: yea. U'r right

hmmm and olagoke too abi

Teaser4: I stay in abk,buh am currently in skul...or when u resume.what do u think.

o.k,and me too sir

michealade: i did pd nau,gat a lot of frnds wu wia admittd

hmm pd,awon alagbara niyen. So wotz ur username?

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]I THINK THE IDIOM IS "PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS". Uhmm![/quote]ah ah,wait o,whre do u always get ur answer. Tel me d secret nw. Ja emi na si ~winks~

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
#justsaying[/quote]hmmm food 4 thought. Bt do u knw its nt an easy tin loving d unlovely.it takes d spiritual interventn 2 scale this thru n dat is y i use d words 4rm LUKE 6:27-38 as my backbone.

Teaser4: Things you will need for registration.
Registration is damn stressful,esp for guys,why? Cos those excos incharge of the process like gals,so they will allow gal to enter,even if she is not on the queue b4,I experienced it.
1.jamb admission letter
2.jamb original results
3.certificate of origin
4.original o'level results
5.confirmation of admission on the eportal.u Will print the page
6.e.reg slip, ur postjamb slip.the one with both jamb and post jamb results.
7.passports..like 40,u won't use everything
8.files and tags
9.confirmation of payments slip.when u pay tuitions.
10.stamina,cos u may stand for 3/4hours perday.
That's all for now,if I av any other info,I will share it.bye. Teaser4.
Welcome to Oba Awon University

pls wen wil al d registratn process start?

michealade: If y'all wana huk up wid guys and gals 4rm ur various dipartment,jus hola me on 2go il share dem!!!lyk akountin,law,sociologi,elect,computa eng,agric,english,medcine,pharmacy,biochem,med.rehab,zoo,bot,chemistry,enginiarin physiks,pols sci,local govt studies,dramatik art etc!!!u jes hola me,il be at ur disposal!sinz i av nufin to offer,i tink i shud connect pipu 2geda

hmm,does dat mean u have d username of every1 in dis thread or wot?

michealade: ~winks~ abi u wana turn oyo gal ni?ticket stil plenti gan o

ah! Rara o,oyo kee? Me jst dey admire God's greatness in u al wen usin ur "vocal power" 2 fight 4 una "ryt" ni o. Na ABUSE i dey talk so~winks~

Hausa: what happened? Are they like giving u terrible sleepless nights??

ah wait o shey dis thread,na 24/7 u guyz dey post here? Hmmm Oau.#thinkin#

michealade: Dis one dat evrybodi z forming with dia state...awon omo Oyo da?

haaaaaaa awon omo oyo!

ayoyori: am 4wm ogun state

u no miss road at al,na ogun state i cum 4rm 2. Hw we go take find our local govt. Indentity leta nw?

GodzBELOVED: Ah ahn! This one u people are doing Ondo State Students Association meeting eh,u wanto leave us out or intimidate us,abi?. . .any Ogun indigene in the house o?

abi nah,we dey here o. Wotz up nw?

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]Uhmm! @tony it's very important, like every oda document dat are required 4 reg., but d function it serve, is dat it's use to confirm, dat u r truely, 4rm d state u claimed to be from (xpecially dose admitted base on catchement area n ELDS.). You can get it 4rm your state of origin local govt. council. @TOSINACCA, d 6hrs deadline is over naa.[/quote]thanx a lot for dat. #thinkin# whre 1 go carry leg go 4 abeokuta nw

Nairalane: @ toni,that implies u hv been given an admission via admission request but not on merit. On the faculty board, i saw 198 admitted. So.......fill in d gaps.

ah #confused# i dn't undastnd o. And wot i mean by double-admission is wen 1 is given admissn by oau n anoda schul bt d oda schul has uploaded it admissn leta on jamb site evn b4 oau.

jayjam: BUT A CRIMINAL MUST HAVE EXECUTED B4 BIN CONVICTED OF EXECUTIONEERING

yes, a criminal may kill wen he/she is hired to do so or may evn do it at his/her will. Bt it is d job of an executioner to kill any1 dat kills.

Hausa: >
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thats what he just did. He tried to be different

Hausa: >
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thats what he just did. He tried to be different

@hausa u r quite witty.

Hausa: does an executioner really execute a criminal? I think a criminal can also be called an executioner, i.e if hes job is to kill.
Dis one gan pass jamb question. If not for d little expo of a or c, its still a bit difficult to figure out d ansa

An executioner is some1 whose job is 2 kil criminals as a punishment. So a criminal can nt turn 2 an executioner.

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]uhmm! l didn't even travel @ all, all l did was to beg my uncle to help me do it, dat's all ooo.[/quote]pls @binti wot is d importance of dis n hw can 1 get it?

[quote author=BINTI_LAYE101]uhmm! l didn't even travel @ all, all l did was to beg my uncle to help me do it, dat's all ooo.[/quote]pls @binti wot is d importance of dis n hw can 1 get it.

Nairalane: absolutely incorrect. The eportal has been consistently incosistent. Its a syndrome we stalites cant even propose to solve. From nite till dawn,d sku locks the eportal. Dats why d portal shows error at midnite. The upgrade is not imminent at all lest u agigate uneccesarily. Once ur name is on jamb site, u re already admitted. Thats a precursor to the Oau upgrade. Just print 5 copies of that,5 copies of ur Certificate of birth, 5 copies of ur O level results,file jackets and strings, eat well enough in preparation for d screening whc begins on March 4. Expect d list upload towards mid or late february.

bt pls o, wot abt those havin problem wit double-admission whose names r nt on jamb site bt their names r on d noticeboard of d faculty?