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Yhemit: yes o,coloured one

anyway try n do wot olastep said.

massmedia: u funny o,,i can see u are eager to resume.....somtin u shud know about OAU is dat dey are 4kin incosistent.....anytin can always happen

na march 4 evrybody dey luk forward 2. And i pray nothin changes dat.

Yhemit: ...
>my guy d problem is dat d pix is not clear,nd they collect #520 for original n dulicate printd copy......oshogbo ppl lv moniee alot,jt dat i need to print color result o.

did u use coloured printing 2 print it out? If so,then there shud nt be a prob abt d audibility.

skysol: guy ur own near oo.i ws actually tinkin it dec.22 o

2012 or 2013? I tink huz done dey sweet u wel wel.

TOSIN ACCA: Vocabulary question of the day:
Ade Oniresi was a(n) ........ fighter: he inspired fear in many of his opponents.
A. Impetuous
B. Serene
C. Malleable
D.Redoubtable
E. Insipid
HINT: The information after the colon describes the meaning of the word(i.e answer)
ANSWER THIS AS IF YOU WERE IN AN EXAM HALL.THEREAFTER GO CHECK THE DICO.

A

massmedia: Latest information tells me that we are likely to resume JULY 14....

Don't ask me where i got my info from

GOD FORBID! Which kind info be dat ?#frownin#

skysol: guy ur info is a real false...real 2 pg n false 2 freshers nonii...check it back

datz an indicatn dat d freshers' own wud soon be updated. New tinz r abt 2 happen.

segunisreal: u're welcome nd are u in accounting

yes sir

segunisreal: Gudday to y'all, i'm segun a stalite dept of management nd accounting.jst to let guys know dat i'm available for any help u might need cos dis thread helped me too last yr...,to management nd accounting freshers in d house U ARE A GOLDEN ACCOUNTING GENERATION WITH NEW SET OF COURSES ND SYLLABUSES TO OFFER jst ask ur questions i'm here.......jst in case my 2go username is israeld7

hmmm i lyk dat. Thanx

Yhemit: Hell is far beta dan Oau hostel....must go home back tomorrow morning. >no light,everytn dull

ah! U don experience hell b4 ni? Jst askin o

cloaked: ....."Attention seeking Ivorians!?"....lols!....are u sure u thought dis through b4 posting it?....cos dat's d most dumbest fin i've eva heard on Nairaland!...buh i'm pretty sure u're not d dumbest here!...or are u?

PS:...pls next tym use ur mouth 2 talk not ur anus!...cos d adove quoted post ur wrote sounds more lyk 'fart' than a statement!!....#IMHO!

yeeeeeeeh! Oro re e o

TOSIN ACCA: I meant yhemit not you.
I guess Yhemit's post got Hermienart slighted and so she made some comments(mild disapproval) in her reply.So it was in a bid to answer hermienart's question and to calm frayed nerves that I made the blunder of writing your name instead of Yhemit's.
It was a slip of tongue.
Kindly accept my humble apologies.
Do you now understand?

its alryt,i undastnd nw

[quote author=hausa(d return)]*yawn*[/quote]ah ah @hausa y r u yawnin lyk dis. Na hunga dey catch u or na sleep or u r jst short of words #winks#

gloatkenf: Yeah, oau's the most religious varsity on earth but when it comes to schedules, agendas, programmes, time tables, etc, I can see the slowest of all snails, that's even sick, that broke its legs in a fatal accident faster than 'em/oau...e no easy... So, ehm, uh, uh, I am kinda hungry o, ehm ehm ehm, ehn...am gonna need two cups of gari ijebu pere from your store...pls...

hmmm lol, two cups small,y nt take two kongos.

gloatkenf: for sports, as the name denotes.

bt u wud be very suprisd dat d prayers done there is evn more than dat in a crusade! Hmm oau,v.religious.

gloatkenf: Ah...ok o, I didn't mean writing dirty words, but Alausa castigated my brains to compel my flat thumbs ni o, I am gentle and easier enough to spit on and then jack-boot.!

hmmm #winks#

Olastep1: I'm greatly curious and anxious as to know the resumption date... The same goes to registration. I'm sure most of us has known his/her fate?! Anyway, all we can is to keep hope alive..... Remember: every seconds counts.

Its Olastep# reporting LIVE from my bedroom|

hmmmm

Yhemit: >u are right....sport complex is even d best.

is it 4 prayin or wot?

TOSIN ACCA: I think each and every one of us would've us gotten a bed space b4 march 4.
These are the events sequel to e-portal update:
payment of:acceptance fee(mandatory)
payment of tuition fees(optional)
application for accommodation(bed space)
Course registration(optional)
I personally think OAU will update the e-portal at the 11th hour, HENCE,expect to get yourself inTHE RUSH HOUR SOONEST.
Don't be angry with tonsious.

angry wit me kee? Wot have i done wrong? #shockd#

TOSIN ACCA: I'm looking for my friend?guess who?

By the way, where is phumiejewel?

@binti na ur only fwend 4 dis thread abi no be so?

[quote author=hausa(d return)]k. Hope ure making plans 4 d change[/quote]d rejectn form i guess? Wel i was told d processin wil take effect afta d matric.so na eportal we dey wait 4 o

cloaked: True confession by Akpos . . .

I was a Candidate at a JAMB Examination. We were writing
Use Of English. I shaded the ones i knew and was waiting for manner to fall from Heaven when i noticed a very beautiful girl sitting beside me. She was shading and was not looking up.

Through the help of my long neck, i peeped and checked her
work, she was on number 65, I was still on number 21 and time was running out. I quickly thanked God and started shading along with her. We got to number 98 together, suddenly, she looked up, caught me and shouted in a
low tone,

What are it? Why is you dey copying me? Copys! copys! You is not shaming! As big as you dey! You is a dull boys! You are a
disgrace to your manhood.

Na so i shout; heeeey! heeeeyyy!!! heeeyyyy!!!

I am finished yay, who has eraser eeeehhhh!!!!!!!!...Bad Market!.....

Abeg, Describe Akpors In One Word!!!

Lolz,honestly dat was so funny.

[quote author=hausa(d return)]yea, u?[/quote]no,it is stil d oda schul dat i was admittd dat is stil there

[quote author=hausa(d return)]it depends on if u can answer dis question....'how does one know if he/she is qualified to be on d supp?'
d question dey a bit jaga jaga for my side.
>
>
Can u rephrase if u dont mind?[/quote]have u seen ur name on jamb site?

Prodigal son: <Tonisious504>, am an aspirant, Biochemistry jst confirmed it frm jamb site nah nah nah. Which 1 u be @Tonisious.

congrats! Accounting ni o. Baba God noni.thank God o

idbami2: Looks like u's an expertt

abi nah #winks#

Prodigal son: Oau........my head manufacture hat 4 u kan commot d hat in salute. Oau is d prodigal university in Nigeria, dem no send. Oau wil update d eportal mayb wen d pages on dis thread get to 1,000,000 probably 2 decade frm nw, so kip posting

ah! U no gud o. Stalite or aspirant? Wich 1 u be

TOSIN ACCA: This thread is degenerating fast into something else(I guess you can read between the lines) I think it's about time we stopped all offensive, salacious(rarest of all posts), impolite,disrepecful and vituperative posts.
I am highly appalled at this unbecoming attitude amongst the GREAT STUDENTS OF OAU.
:->
PS: My proprietor gave us this as a reminder:
"EDUCATE A MAN WITHOUT MORALS AND YOU PRODUCE A DEVIL."
Love you all.

hmmmm datz true sir

idbami2: Iss okaay.. So let the talk abt garri continue.. Me'sHpng to learn the different types of garri dah existt..

garri egba,garri igbo<yellow garri> and .....and ehm ehm ehm#thinkin#

miss law: well i am...
....but nt pencil.....

but biro #winks#