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nice one ......this cool

allytinted:
hilarious and so real, especially 2 & 4. Keep it up @ OP

thank man.....

princeakins:
Lol.

Try come up with a thread n see how u will feel when it makes fp

I sure knw how it feels na ......I will feel like a major general in charge of many battalions lolll ....

Armanee:
U forgot the space bookers...

for why ....I remember them na ...but na them bad pass if I include them nw ,they go use vex come buy land not just book space ....

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]I see.[/color]

bros u harsh oooo ....wetin u see

princeakins:
Finally they will start shoutin lala n others mods to push d thread to fp
The look on their face wen it finally make FP

how you take knw na .......lol

mhisbliss:
You try E for effort, oya gimme five

na u try pass ....say u even comment
I give u high five

AmanzeChikezie:
Lol.. So Original.. Tired of Zikoko balls.

abi oooo my nigga

And the only option you got is to leave the thread with ur fans and well wishers No choice .

Before u refresh your page you see niggas coming for you cos u abused the person back

checking someone's comment ..you noticed he abused your father indirectly

**you quoted one person who abused you and 50 people quoted u with heavy causes

The ones u are able to kick out u do dat imediatly ..With anger

4. Opening the thread to check out your comments,u came across people scoping, and playing love on your thread

3. Four days latter u finally got 19 comments.

2. Two days after you posted your topic you saw 4,567 views 3 comment.

1. When u have a topic idea to post on nairaland. you come in feeling like the boss

about

none ....

no7 free shopping.....I go so much love dat one

[quote author=Cutehector post=47643727]Lwkmd it happend to me once. I sold his phone. It was a policeman dis time around. When I was stopped, I wasn't with my license so I was asked to "bribe" them.. chei.



correct ..that's good fr him....na wetin u do sure pass

I was travelling to Lagos from Ilorin, but when I got to Oyo, I was arrested by one FRSC member who accused me of not using my seatbelt. I begged him but he refused. He said he is going to seize my licence. But after much plea, he decided to collect #2000 from me and which was d last money on me. I gave him d money SADLY and went my way. I was about entering 2 Lagos when a phone rang beside me, and i was surprised 2 c a Samsung galaxy note 5 on my passenger seat. I picked d cal only 2 discover dat d FRSC man 4got his fone in my car. If u are d person what will u dob sincere

tolugar:
What's so funny about the pic.

Not the picture Oga ....but the write up d person posted

did I even read that long note, but op its there wahala na ....no b wetin they wan do ! ha .some people sha kai

Time to learn from quotes .......lets see who got the best ...just give them a like


mine is

."Sometimes you have to forgive & forget. Forgive them for hurting and forget they even exist".

came across this post on facebook

"its not every celebrity that you see that you'll just go to anyhow for selfie...
Sometimes you have to fear for your destiny"

1. For every pound of fat gained, you add seven miles of new blood vessels.
New tissue needs blood supply, so your vascular system expands to accommodate it. This also means your heart must work harder to pump blood through the new network, which may reduce oxygenation and nutrient replenishment in other tissues. Lose a pound? Your body will break down and reabsorb the unneeded blood vessels from the previous tissue.


2. Muscle tissue is three times more efficient at burning calories than fat.
This is why possessing more muscle should be a training goal for most people. More muscle = more calories burned = less fat = being more fit looking. Simple goals and simple math.


3. You are taller in the morning than in the evening.
When you crawl out of the sack in the morning you are at your tallest. On average, you are approximately
one half inch taller when you wake in the morning, thanks to excess fluid between within your spinal discs. While you are sleeping, these fluids replenish. During the day your body has to deal with the stress of standing, so the discs become compressed and the fluid seeps out. This results in you losing a small amount of extra height.


4. Your stomach manufactures a new lining every three days to avoid digesting itself.
As a part of the digestive process, your stomach secretes hydrochloric acid (HA). HA is a powerful corrosive compound also used to treat various metals. The HA your stomach secretes is also powerful, but mucous lining the stomach wall keeps it within the digestive system. As a result it breaks down the food you consume, but not your own stomach.


5. Your body produces enough heat in only thirty minutes to boil a half-gallon of water.
Your body is the epitome of a study on the laws of thermodynamics. You produce heat from all that is going on - exercise, metabolizing food, maintaining homeostasis – and as you sweat, exhale, excrete, and urinate (lovely thoughts, all of them).


6. Human bone is as strong as granite, relative to supporting resistance.
Would you believe a matchbox-size chunk of bone can support 18,000 pounds? Compared to concrete, human bone is four times greater in support strength .


7. Your skin is an organ.
Just like the liver, heart, and kidneys, your outer covering is an organ . An average man has enough skin on his body to cover approximately twenty square feet. For an average woman it is approximately seventeen square feet. Approximately 12% of your weight is from your skin. And, your skin replaces 45,000+ cells in only a few seconds. It's constantly growing new skin and shedding old skin.


8. By the age of eighteen your brain stops growing.
From that age forward it begins to lose more than 1,000 brain cells every day. Only two percent of your body weight is occupied by your gray matter, but is uses up to 20% of your overall energy output (it needs carbohydrates). Your brain works continuously and never rests, even when you're asleep. Aside from producing REM dreams, your brain works overtime to replenish its ability to function normally during your daytime waking hours.


9. There are more than 600 individual skeletal muscles and 206 bones in your body.
If all 600+ muscles contracted and pulled in the same direction, you could lift over twenty tons of resistance. Additionally, the adult skeleton is composed of 206 bones, but at birth an infant skeleton contains approximately 350 bones. Over time, some of the 350 bones fuse together and eventually grow to the 206 adult figure.


10. You need to consume a quart of water each day for four months to equate to the amount of blood your heart pumps in one hour.
Additionally, over a lifetime, at your normal (resting) heart rate you will have pumped enough blood to fill thirteen oil super tankers. To further expound on this fact, on average, your heart beats 40,000,000 times per year. Doing the math, over your lifetime (both men and women averaged), that results in 2,600,000,000 heartbeats (two billion, six hundred million). This does not even factor in your increased heartbeats due to your love of exercise.

ronald4lif:
It's a very senseless question that shouldn't be asked in the first place. How can anyone ask if female battery is right? Where did you keep your senses?

Oga no vex oooo me and you no get fight abeg .

TrapQueen77:
round of slaps? Then he must be ready coz I will cut his diick when he's asleep revenge is my kinda thing

Lmao......TrapQueen na u know oooooo
I know hear dat one ooo

ronald4lif:
What kind of foolish question is this? Why should it be right to slap anyone? Are they animals? Even animals shouldn't be beaten.

baba me just dey talk my own na

TrapQueen77:
I was been slapped, strangled more than I can remember but tat was when we're having a hardcore sexx..




Damn! Tat was sexy..

what of if you not having sex and u receive rounds of slap ....that wouldn't be sexy ba ,,,loll

Is it right for a guy to slap a lady in a relationship though matter what ...when u both are not married yet and he slaped you countless time is it right and what would be your reaction as a lady ......you know most people are blinded by lust not love .