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I like it like that ( in cardi B's voice ) .. River wey forget where e flow come from , go dry ni .. You won from LP and Decamp to APC and now APC push them aways ..

Samade7:
Oluwaseun Osewa - Ondo State

E fi Boda mi le o , my brother no join any politics at all .. make Una bring Advert come ni o .. ..pay us Politician money , ehn..

Farrason:
See as you dey zuzu... Don't you have questions to ask her too. Abi does she not desire to get married some day and if so, what will be her support to her husband first and to the family. Would she rather become a full housewife and if she doesn't work and always in church, how does she bring forth the motherly touch the home needs. Nna be careful o and many more questions if no be say I wan sleep now... No let me slap you. You sharp pass like this nah.

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I respect you 🔥... Good response

I give that lady 5/10 mark, she really tried . To ask you those questions.. That lady knows what she wanted and she want to know if you truly knows what you wanted .. There are questions she ought to add like , have you discovered yourself, Your temperament trait, love language,essence of this relationship ( she has already ask you in the best language you too can understand) , your genotype, your long term goal and short term goal , your essence of being ( she don ask that too in the language she thought you can understand) .. she's asking all of this to know if you connect with her .. If she insisted on you giving her the correct response to this , she want you to discover yourself ni . If you could respond to them , you also should ask questions.. You're not the first person to approach her , she don enter some relationship in the past wey hurt her , that's why she's coming out this way . If you cant defend it , you're not fit to marry her ..Had it been you listen to my mentor ni , the blunt crazy love doctor on late night on max , you for know that she's asking a good questions and na you go still correct some of the questions for her , by then she go take you serious.. Una wan marry lady wey no go ask questions ( them plenty out there ) but sometimes una go encounter ones that will ask you questions you can't answer whereas they're so simple because she's asking about you and you also must ask about her..

TallNigerian:
I am just praying to God that before the IPO, I should be able to raise some substantial money en bloc (like 25-35m) that I can invest in DRL. In 10 years, the investment must have tripled. God help me o abeg

I like this reasoning.. I respect you .. this is my pursuit, I also want to invest in DRL as soon as listed ... Na why trading becomes my genetic double be that for now .. make i just raise good amount in USD.. i really want that DRL listed while i am also a share holder ..

EmekaBlue:
See Money. 100million USD. Na waa o! All his children are made for life. No wonder that DJ cuppy dey enjoy this her Dad money wella.

Na my DJ be that very soon ..

Daniluv1:
We must not die poor in Jesus name somebody help me say amen

See money Chai

Amen Amen Amen Amin Amin for all Nairalanders

Wow 😲 , I am happy Aston villa won .. they real tried this season ..not to go with one trophy .. Arsenal VS Aston Villa for super cup.. probably..

You may visit Coursera , YouTube where you can learn some freely.. like
1) Building the visual parts of websites using HTML, CSS, and JavaScript
2) Data Analysis, Cyber security etc..as you say staying within your abode ..

It is not enough for break-up at the moment , she ought to have paid the remaining 500 naira. When they get home they lady knows how to make the guy not to do that again. Only if he refuses the lady can withdraw from the relationship. Who knows it might be the guy's plan ..

Greatness 🔥 keep it up , Dat Girl, fine girl , no tell me say you no ready today ..


Keep it up guys but please work more on your craft , sky is the least 💸...

Thank you sir for Demanding Relief for Nigerians .. He demanded for relief they tagged him to have defected.. is it only when you're in opposition you're to demand for relieves... I tire ..

It's always good we go through self discovery , knowing what fits in and not . More like saying we should be intentional about our lives .. Like my say dat , we should be mentally strong than emotions

I like the fact that he could decide now not to regret later .. trying to avoid SS..

This is one of the reason why I am always optimistic.. even though one fails along the line , i always keep head on.. those who wins back to back had gone through failures.. failing, falling , standup and keep coming back is the best experience or lesson you could learn from in life . If you don't fail how will you refine your strategy and discipline that will give winning consistently... Lesson Learnt ... Never say Never..


And I like him for clearing the Air also saying he's Manchester United Fan ( we gather dey na ni).

God will forgive his sins and grant him enternal rest ..

Python25to30:
My smartcash i do log in via just acct no and passward. No need of otp.

This week smartcash change and updated the app, meanwhile ive lost the SIM, infact its one of my girls in school that gave , i got paid money for work 45k to smartcash i spent just 5k out of it and slept.
Before i wake up smartcash has changed their app and it now requires otp.
I don call them tire say i link email to theor bank dem no gree me withdraw talk say make i do sim welcome back for sim wey no b my name and fingerprint

So pathetic.. , the kind stress you will go through with load of regrets , if I had known, make i no use this smartcash ...

Counterigbolies:
I can bet the account balance I showed the lady is more than her 10 months salary but she seems so uninterested, na there I humble just call my wife ASAP

she go even call am fake balance .. she no go believe and you will be like , no be your fault, na the bank .. she no go believe.. we wey be say na street we dey , come see different slang wey one girl take yab me ontop I bought goods wey be say na im persuade me to join .. thank God say I never consume am .... Wahala.. Sir , I vex open so many accounts afterwards ni o ..

Counterigbolies:
like seriously, this thing just happened to me now n I open nairaland n I see the topic ASAP

So funny

I dey use Airtel normal so I went to one small eatery to eat, I chop finish e reach to pay na so opay begin load, e just dey load, the waiter was there n u know that kind of thing that they will start feeling maybe the person no get money ni...


I maintain my cool, I check access e dey bring name but e no load to pay, I got frustrated that I had to show the waitress the account balance which she seems uninterested about cos of previous experience of people eating n giving excuses when it's time to pay.

I see say e wan dey turn f up na him I call my wife to send their money, I don reach shop back like this n I don off my phone like 500 times.

I learnt a bad lesson today, anytime I wan go chop I go first do transfer or make I hold reasonable cash.

The thing go first be say , Abi Alaye fe gbawa ni , them go dey use one mind the judge you and you go dey sweat inside .. it's a crazy mood .. that's why sometimes me I go first run transfer or make have cash for hand o .. I don experience am tire ..

Access bank frustrated my life then , sheybi na Jeje my account dey normal na im I go meet them , na them say make i upgrade o , gbam , na im everything disappear.. while the upgrade was on for premium savings , na im the agent say him go collapse my ID , seems my name Appeared not matched on two accounts with them . Then I gave them go ahead , do it .. not knowing that e go later end somehow .. whenever I log into my Accessmore app , I found Account not available, no history , no account found , internet banking too , no account. Just via ATM and over the counter and I've gone there severally, them keep saying my account is active . And most of my transactions I so much run them via App.. so frustrating. I went there about 2month ago , if there's anyhow I can have the app , them say the app is not compatible for my phone. ( And me never get money to buy any other phone ).. i forget about them for now hoping for another day. But sincerely, Access is a good bank ...

mayorall:
Jerrykc22 and tosstos

Please drop contacts to receive your laptops. Thanks

08100681432

Sir , I am so grateful 🔥

Exactly 💯 , this is what we condemned while some says it's right ..

E don cast lass lass na Everybody go get this sense X2 shaayooooo ...

No be juju be that .. when everything wey him suppose take help him constituency, he don take am marry wives.. Him wives be him constituencies.. see , none of the wives come vote for am ..

mayorall:
Tosstos is the 4th winner by the raffle draw.

Thanks to everyone that participated.

😳 Wow , Thank you Thank you Thank you thank you , I am the happiest man on Earth .. I will forever be grateful.. I appreciate !!!!


Thank you , Mayorall you've blessed my dear life and I'll forever be grateful..

Let almighty Madrid pick him up to be their manager and see UCL and LaLiga back to back .. Real Madrid wil call him..

mayorall:
Thank you. I will spin the wheel by 7am today. The two lucky winners would be posted

Thank you so much , great man..
I can't thank you enough, I am so grateful... You you no go ever fall , you no go ever lack great things in life , you and your entire generation, you're protected anywhere , everywhere and wherever you maybe .. I am so happy to have this kind of great man here .. thank you so too much ..

E remain small , e go call Obi too Boy-Boy

Na fight to the finish be this season EPL .. arsenal must win their last match to claim the league, if not Man city go win am. Man City win tomorrow, Arsenal 2point diff ..

Okay ! Combat training Infront of Gun , Abi no be where the suggestion is leading to be that .. combat training for them to defend or resist kidnap attempt.. they should not try it o ..

When the foreign completed 85% of the job

Signs that we go enjoy for PBAT second leg

Kimcutie:
that's good, for me I trade only gold

Exactly, we only need one asset to be successful..