timpaker:
[b] Yes ooo. I was born in Lagos, I paid a visit to my former place of residence, Mushin (my hood) and surprisingly some of my childhood friends still leave there and are all grown with thick and husky voice (one of them even they claim local rapper...lol).

I decided to pass the night there (which was a mistake), I never knew I was to be sleep-invaded by a ferocious pastor. The guy made sure he chased sleep away from me as his speaker was stationed by my window while he loudly stammers in strange language (shebi na speaking in tongue na). I politely gave him a signal to please lower his voice a bit so that I can sleep (another mistake) then one of his followers roared at me (another grave mistake) my friends or my "goons" as Olamide simply put it got angry and disrupted his church service with fight and more noise.

As a buttee (as they've started calling me), I can't fight, nor can I separate them (because they're now big. I use to beat them all before).
"Abeg free them Suleiman make we go Sadiq house go crash" was all I could mutter. But the overwhelming shout of "Na my guy from Abj una wan carry una craze give? My guy no go sleep because of una...una know who Paker be? Omo baba junior ma ni... Wo e ma ri were lale yin olurun ma ba aye yin" (Wait a minute...na who I be abeg?)Chai!

Now I can't sleep, they (my friends) can't sleep and church service has been cancelled all because I went to my former hood - Mushin. [/b]