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tnx eve, knew i cld count on u!


hey diddy, well m the only one here!

Aloib, no make me slap u oh. this is btw me nd my hubby. So get out!!

Badman, shld i shut ur warri mouth up 4 u, or shld i kick u out of the house for a nite! SO better shut up, who is chinese!! Mind yah self

hey eve, how've yah bn. Missed yah 2 darling! Just in time 2 see me trash aloib.

2C, i know wat u mean jare !

aloib, get ur philipinaian arse here, b4 i decapitate it!!

Woooooooo, retro oh gal u sound psychotic!! Afeni a God?? Wooo u must have missed the sane world wen u were traveling!! Poor u! Afeni A God.

hahahahahhhhhhhaaajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah , God i'm almost peeing in my pants!!

aloib u want make i sangba u!!! , WETIN I DO!!. Iyawo Thund, watch ya self oh. Make i no vex, yellow paw paw!

@ Topic.

Its impossible. If u love someone, u wldnt imagine yourself with someone else xcept that person. And if you do, then the love u have for your gal shld stop u from cheating. If thats no possible, then m sorry 2 say that d guy doesnt love his chick!!

Hey 2C wats up? Thats the same thing i said oh. I'm surprised. You see great minds think alike.

Gosh son, what did i do wrong that i wld have been caught. I was only sharing the good luck sign my grandson had graciously tut me!!

abeg sharap. because of that we know go hear word again!!

Dear Friend,

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.



Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!



While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!



There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach", I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.



Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing , he was enjoying this religious experience, too!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.



I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love,
Grandma

ok its on oh. Nd dont lie 2 everyone dat u won. U'll have 2 tell dem d truth!

ohhhhhhhhhhhh, blue must u spoil everything. M upset now. Just wen my afternooon was about 2 get good. MRS SPOILER

Aloib, na wa fo u. U have started d offline toasting. OH gal u no dey waste time. I feel yah

J it loks like u re online! are u online?

Gosh chick fight. fight, fight, fight!!

But aloib remember muki is part of the angels. So shes bound 2 kick u but! , but with dat said u can commence.

lol. i seeeeeee

awwwwwww, soweee. M sure he must be busy. cheerup.

I'd love to know b4 hand. But the suprise is great as well, so i'm stuck on this one.

Yeah muki, long time. How is ur hubby lord genial?

Happy birtthday Admin seun. U re a cool guy even if u 4get dat sometimes . Nywayz hope u ve a good day.

woooooooo. Aloibbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, my eyes are getthng blind.

OMG. Thund and Aloib. i must be seeing double

awwwww my heart is gbem gbem. its happy.

tnx blue. i will. ok hubby dis is for u

aloib did shotta fianlly realise u were a player

Me ke? No way m just tryng 2 suggest. U know suggestions arent so bad

hmmmmmmmm Blue m sure u are happy. Being with fine debo

@Thund, it looks like u re one saucy guy, nd pussy snds certainly saucy. So a saucy couple wld work well 2gether.

Mine is Oruka, forgotten who its from.