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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 3:56pm On Jul 17, 2006
tnx eve, knew i cld count on u!


hey diddy, well m the only one here!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 3:50pm On Jul 17, 2006
Aloib, no make me slap u oh. this is btw me nd my hubby. So get out!! angry angry angry angry cheesy wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 3:49pm On Jul 17, 2006
Badman, shld i shut ur warri mouth up 4 u, or shld i kick u out of the house for a nite! SO better shut up, who is chinese!! Mind yah self angry angry angry angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 3:42pm On Jul 17, 2006
hey eve, how've yah bn. Missed yah 2 darling! Just in time 2 see me trash aloib.

2C, i know wat u mean jare grin!

aloib, get ur philipinaian arse here, b4 i decapitate it!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Afeni Is A God by ToyM28(f): 3:33pm On Jul 17, 2006
Woooooooo, retro oh gal u sound psychotic!! Afeni a God?? Wooo u must have missed the sane world wen u were traveling!! Poor u! Afeni A God.

hahahahahhhhhhhaaajahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah grin grin grin grin, God i'm almost peeing in my pants!! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 3:23pm On Jul 17, 2006
aloib u want make i sangba u!!! angry angry angry, WETIN I DO!!. Iyawo Thund, watch ya self oh. Make i no vex, yellow paw paw! angry angry grin
Romance / Re: Can A Man Love A Woman And Still Cheat On Her? by ToyM28(f): 3:15pm On Jul 17, 2006
@ Topic.

Its impossible. If u love someone, u wldnt imagine yourself with someone else xcept that person. And if you do, then the love u have for your gal shld stop u from cheating. If thats no possible, then m sorry 2 say that d guy doesnt love his chick!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 3:09pm On Jul 17, 2006
Hey 2C wats up? Thats the same thing i said oh. I'm surprised. You see great minds think alike. grin
Jokes Etc / Re: A Letter From Grandma by ToyM28(f): 2:54pm On Jul 17, 2006
Gosh son, what did i do wrong that i wld have been caught. I was only sharing the good luck sign my grandson had graciously tut me!! grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 2:50pm On Jul 17, 2006
abeg sharap. because of that we know go hear word again!!
Jokes Etc / A Letter From Grandma by ToyM28(f): 2:01pm On Jul 17, 2006
Dear Friend,

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "honk if you love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.



Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus!



While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! Jesus Christ, GO!"

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!



There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach", I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.



Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing , he was enjoying this religious experience, too!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.



I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love,
Grandma
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 1:44pm On Jul 17, 2006
ok its on oh. Nd dont lie 2 everyone dat u won. U'll have 2 tell dem d truth! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 1:39pm On Jul 17, 2006
ohhhhhhhhhhhh, blue must u spoil everything. M upset now. Just wen my afternooon was about 2 get good. MRS SPOILER angry angry grin tongue

Aloib, na wa fo u. U have started d offline toasting. OH gal u no dey waste time. I feel yah
Fashion / Re: Men Who Wear Pink ("Men In Pink") by ToyM28(f): 1:34pm On Jul 17, 2006
J it loks like u re online! are u online?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 1:30pm On Jul 17, 2006
Gosh chick fight. fight, fight, fight!! grin grin grin

But aloib remember muki is part of the angels. So shes bound 2 kick u but! grin grin, but with dat said u can commence.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 1:13pm On Jul 17, 2006
lol. i seeeeeee
Events / Re: Happy Birthday, Seun by ToyM28(f): 1:09pm On Jul 17, 2006
awwwwwww, soweee. M sure he must be busy. cheerup.
Family / Re: Would You Prefer To Know The Gender Of Your Baby Before Giving Birth? by ToyM28(f): 1:05pm On Jul 17, 2006
I'd love to know b4 hand. But the suprise is great as well, so i'm stuck on this one.
Events / Re: Happy Birthday, Seun by ToyM28(f): 1:01pm On Jul 17, 2006
Yeah muki, long time. How is ur hubby lord genial?
Events / Re: Happy Birthday, Seun by ToyM28(f): 12:54pm On Jul 17, 2006
Happy birtthday Admin seun. U re a cool guy even if u 4get dat sometimes tongue tongue. Nywayz hope u ve a good day.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 12:41pm On Jul 17, 2006
woooooooo. Aloibbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb, my eyes are getthng blind. grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 12:34pm On Jul 17, 2006
OMG. Thund and Aloib. i must be seeing double
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 12:26pm On Jul 17, 2006
awwwww my heart is gbem gbem. its happy.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 12:21pm On Jul 17, 2006
tnx blue. i will. ok hubby dis is for u kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 12:11pm On Jul 17, 2006
aloib did shotta fianlly realise u were a player lipsrsealed grin wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 12:06pm On Jul 17, 2006
shocked shocked shocked Me ke? No way m just tryng 2 suggest. U know suggestions arent so bad cool grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Official Nairaland Matchmaking Thread by ToyM28(f): 12:03pm On Jul 17, 2006
hmmmmmmmm Blue m sure u are happy. Being with fine debo grin grin wink

@Thund, it looks like u re one saucy guy, nd pussy snds certainly saucy. So a saucy couple wld work well 2gether. grin grin
Music/Radio / Re: What Is Your Favorite Nigerian/african Song? by ToyM28(f): 11:53am On Jul 17, 2006
Mine is Oruka, forgotten who its from.

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