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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 9:23pm On May 01, 2020
Kimbrielle:



Shut up Ediot
NOTED!!! I will wait for you.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 7:16pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Then step forward lemme begin with you and stop claiming "I am not in good form today"

The same words your bastard father said in his 42yrs on Earth.

You are so Juvenile.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 7:14pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Misused a word with the same meaning?

Jeez, I thought you were only a cheap prostitute, I never knew you were a complete dunce.

Keep exposing your the fact that you are a stark intellectual nonentity who wants to impress with the misuse of vocabularies to your dimwitted followers and bitchess.

I have moved on...

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 7:13pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
We have the floor now... Let's do it. cool

You begging for your funeral. Hey MURKY CAVEMAN i don't have your time anymore. I have moved on. Sorry. I can't, It would be completely demeaning for someone in my calibre to banter words with you, you are too Juvenile for me.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 7:09pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
How many times will I have to school you, you dumb prostitute? Ensconce means to "seetle"

The second time i am giving you some lectures...

It's not all about dick all the time, little wonder you vomited that bastard.

I thought as much it was settled you wanted to type. You quickly referenced your thesaurus not knowing you misused the word ensconce in that sentence. RIP ENGLISH

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 7:06pm On May 01, 2020
jayson87:


Ask JasonJidenna. JasonJidenna you self talk true. Do you want a rematch with Tpand .. yes or no

Or after you have made full recovery

He dares not cross the line with me. His answer is a capital NO

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 7:05pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Bastard tadpole, what did the Prostitute called TPAND do apart from requesting for my dick indirectly?


Was that the reason you chickened out?
So lame... So boring. You are yet to recover from the beating i gave to you earlier

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 7:03pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
You're now the ratbag using your local dialect to diss... TPAND the cheap slut will be utterly disappointed with this poor performance....

I have smirch your ugly reputation here as an uncouth cripple.. Next time, it would be your destiny I would crumble.

You look at me and call me cheap. Joking apart, if you see someone like me anywhere, do you have the impetus and liver to talk or say hi to me.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 6:57pm On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
[s]I find myself totally ensconced in your funeral arrangements[/s], why don't you come and play instead of being a coward

This got me.... you fool. Stop using the Thesaurus to make your written english impressive. using ensconce in this sentence. Is absolutely wrong. What were you trying to say. Type it in yoruba or pidgin. I will put it in the right tenses for you. You disappoint the English language with your misinformed use of vocabularies

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 6:50pm On May 01, 2020
Kimbrielle:

Shut up and take your subs I had no issue with Tpand.

She nor go answer una no matter how hard you call her name.

So keep taking your L

I will answer. I see you have been saying shit about me. I am here now, you can say it to my face

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 11:58am On May 01, 2020
Gbegirisoup:


Choi!

My lady Morgana TPAND.

Someone here needs English Lessons.

Her grammar is stressing my eyes

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Leave that Kimbrielle... she is permitted to being a regular stupid. She is the dumbest person i know ever liveth!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 11:57am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Lol, don't flatter yourself you schmuck...The father of that bastard first of all took you to the cleaners by dumping your ass, I am just adding to the emotional torment by being a quietus.

The uppercuts i gave you today is definitely making you wish helmets had chin protections. I have brrn reading jabs thrown at you, someone said you were born on the highway. I AGREE. that's where most accidents occur. You keep mumbling words that make no sense, trying to impress your forefathers with vocabularies you don't understand and know nothing about. Read what you wrote yourself and rewrite in english. Quit transcribing straight from your tongue to your keypad, it only makes you sound more dim-witted. Next time take a piece of paper, write out your dialect, translate to english, then put in correct tense. Stop Jabbering, we can't comprehend you. CAVEMAN!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 11:19am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
If only you let go of dicks at your tender age and concentrate more on your studies, you wouldn't come here to display your ignorance.


Like I said, that bastard daughter of yours will take after you.
We all know, anyone feels irate and resort to blabbing and unnecessary jabbering when they are taking to the cleaners. I am so happy you got shot by me today. Just retreat, go and look for better words in your dictionary and fight another day.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 11:15am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Lol, a father can only chew for a child; he cannot swallow for her.... I gave you the meaning of the word and you're still here vibrating like a first time slut who got her first orgasm after being gang rapped by thieves.


Why do i feel that bastard daughter of yours will take after your slutish career!...

This guy is so bitter... i hate to do you dirty. I'll advise you never ever think; for the sake of emphasis NEVER EVER, think of mentioning me EVER AGAIN. This dude writes like someone who passed every phase of evolution except his brains. He writes like an Australopithecus Africanus housed in human body.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 11:00am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
How confused can you get.... Maybe you were so confused to identify the father of your bastard child...

Typing in my local dialect? That's because you cannot comprehend. God forbid. Lol

Your feelings got bruised... english wasn't making sense to you as you kept typing, you had no choice than resort to your dialect. I understand it happens sometimes. You even confused the word confusion with the way you articulate the words you're writing here.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 10:56am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
The sad thing about your miserable life is that after the numerous guzzling of sex enhancing concoction, you still couldn't impregnate the public pussy called Monsuratulatu.

[s]Unlike TPAND, she brought in a bastard into this world at her first time[/s] .

The way this guy furiously type, i can tell he is bitter and hurt. Sorry for doing you dirty. You met your match, don't ever come here again trying to impress with words, you have no idea and meaning of.

He is so hurt.. I really did him dirty i must confess. look at this, such a lameass
JasonJidenna:
Unlike TPAND, she brought in a bastard into this world at her first time

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 10:41am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
Who else am I talking to if not the intellectually barren TPAND... Simple correction my ass.

Perhaps afterwards, you would have learnt the wisdom of correcting your own mistake of bringing in a bastard to this world.

Deuces... shambolic ignoramus. You already lost it. You suddenly went from good english to typing in your local dialect and then translating to post here.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 10:33am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
She should go and be noticed by the drunkard who impregnated her in a truth or dare game which resulted to the little bastard at her profile pics.

I hope you are not talking about me, I guess a simple correction is making you bitter. Your yarns are so boring. You making me feel sleepy with your intellectual sagacity and use of english

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 10:31am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
I believe this would help you learn since you don't know the father of that bastard lying close to you.

I agree with someone who said you just look up a thesaurus to conjure words and yet make no sense. Do you know about the etymology of words. You looked up the synonym of dirty and it popped murky. You decided to use it. Those 2 lousy girls on this thread are smarter than you.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 10:28am On May 01, 2020
Gbegirisoup:


Hahahahaha.
That one is confused.
He doesn't even understand the words he uses.

Failed grammarian.

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He isn't a failed grammarian . He is a shambolic ignoramus

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 10:19am On May 01, 2020
JasonJidenna:
I thought you can come up with something better, you're just murkier than the murkiest maggot in the market of leftovers....

You waste.

MURKY are you for real. What a drab use of english. This dude sounds like someone who tries to impress with english vocabularies yet makes no sense. Distasteful.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 9:24am On May 01, 2020
Kimbrielle:


tongue tongue

Shurrup

This bitch has developed some confidence .... haha

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 8:20pm On Apr 26, 2020
nadesh:
What a successful premiere cool
so happy for mercy. We got our own kimmy k to keep up with. No more KUWTK for me anymore.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 8:17pm On Apr 26, 2020
switlily25:
Awww,the show was a flop!
I been knew!
Kwa kwa kwa
They all thought of Tacha while watching their abortion show!
Lmao!
Let me climb this tree and abort this pregnancy first,I dey come!
Kwa kwa kwa kwa kwa
do you have dstv at all in your house. A show that got Nigerians clamouring for more. Nigerians are begging dstv for more time allocation for that show.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 1:23pm On Apr 25, 2020
by trending silly hashtags, you can never be relevant

I am just imaging how much mercy will make from her show. its a landmark achievement by any bbnaija star

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 1:16pm On Apr 25, 2020
Mercy is favoured by the heavenilys. Less noise, so much impact.
Tacha should stop her titans from tweeting those silly hashtags. Most of her followers are fake operating under numberless proxy accounts. You can't make any reasonable sense of their twitter trends.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by TPAND(f): 6:15pm On Apr 24, 2020
switlily25:
You wish!
Hey babe make it stop already. you have defended TACHA so much on this thread. your tenacity and resilience is impressive but you can bank on this MERCY is light years ahead of TACHA.

Am so proud of TACHA for rebranding herself and making the most of her disqualification, but her biggest undoing is competiting with MERCY.

She needs to find herself and create a brand for herself, just like mercy did. MERCY is miles ahead of TACHA in all ramification of comparism. Just my own token though

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Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Adams Oshiomhole Over APC Primaries by TPAND(f): 11:00am On Nov 07, 2018
oshiomole is just doing undertaker job for tinubu

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Celebrities / Re: Alex Asogwa Becomes Multiple Land Owner At 22 by TPAND(f): 1:33pm On Oct 15, 2018
Alex is 22. Really, She is 22

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Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan At Mike Ozekhome In Abuja 61st Birthday Celebration (Photos) by TPAND(f): 4:56am On Oct 15, 2018
brainpulse:
cool The mother of Igbos. Look how he chop Nigeria money and looking fresh with bleaching cream and Igbos parenrs suffering.

Patient Jonathan prostituting with Ozekhome with mouth to mouth deep kissing
Exactly what your landlord does to your mothe and sisters.
Politics / Re: I’ll Liberate Kwara From Modern Colonisers – APC Gov Candidate by TPAND(f): 2:03pm On Oct 13, 2018
You will liberate Kwara for Saraki and hand it over to Tinubu. Good one, Klapping for you like clapper board

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