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moshmod101: Madam Tracey!!! Na monday be Eid El fitri n FG is declaring 28th n 29th as pub hols Pity us wey fast nah ...lol

lmao...so ur tired of fastn? I must tell ur imam

DrPhilABd: Lol... If SSS pursue u ehn, I nor dey o

dah I do what na..chai chai diaris God o...I no tawk o

cutiepie01: Right here dear,how're u doing?

am fine o nd u?

moshmod101: Madam Tracey!!! Na monday be Eid El fitri n FG is declaring 28th n 29th as pub hols Pity us wey fast nah ...lol

Oga Mosh...sheybi its nxt wik? lets wait nd si

rationalmind: Hehehe, what if I had gone the extra mile to design a call up letter? Wouldn't you fall for it as well?

I must confess I just learnt one more thing about humans. The easiest way to make people believe you is to raise their anxiety level.

That might come in handy when wooing some of these stubborn girls like Drphil, Enimoney, Prixxy, Rd2010, traecey and cutiepie.

Make them anxious, increase the anxiety as much as you can, tell them you love them so much and pronto, you have a new babe

who called mi?

moshmod101: Lol...we wey dey fast self knows it can't pass 28th, google is not an islamic calender mam!

public holiday is 29

moshmod101: Morning Gees,just checked up my calender now ,guess wat the
Muslim Eid-el fitri is on Monday and d FG is likely to declare mon
And Tue as public holidays which is 28 and 29th...I think another alteration in the calender is beckoning

its on 29th o..check google

nytie nyt pipz...wishn u'all sweet dreams*muah*

ENIMONEY: me never collect before o. And I no won ever collect o thanks for the offer, maybe I go try guys when am 73

lwkm

Hissexcellencie: I don't form aunty.....#justsaying besides I don repent

afta runin wit ur boxers on ur head nd ur plantain b singing*Yawa dey*

Ojestas: U wanted to write Ojestas...shey?

nope Temmytea70

Ojestas: he's on exile. .no worries!

y?

bentonmaye: m fine o sisterly,hw u dey na..

just bored dear..tinkn of entern BY nxt wik..hope yo takn gud care of urself tho

Samguine: Guilty conscience?

nope..but erm hw izit yo biz*just saying* hehehe..bera face buksich or AdaEkube

AdaEkube: Tnk u boo m ,hw u dey naa.hapi saturday.

how u feeling now dear?...pls wheriz cutiepie01 and Temmytea70

cupid4ig: first of all make sure u are on the latest os. Then fire instagram, if u don't like Facebook for BlackBerry download the one for andriod, download games from BlackBerry world and andriod store. If there is any particular thing u need information about. Just ask peeps here will gladly help

tnx dear

Samguine: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Guilty conscience

okikpo1: ah nwene badu meka wey....oburuoma..... ibu nwo ikwerre?

nope...buh ph is my second home..love d language ni...

DrPhilABd: plz tracey ensure u both tk d wine together because dis man & him son are bad guys

lion dsnt give birth to goat ni

Ojestas: how! M here, you are SAFE

*runs into his arms* luks around for Temmytea70*

Samguine: It is vewi fwesh my dibia. Sokarsenal can tap palmwine for Africa. Don't be afraid of them guys..they wouldn't want to incur the wrath of Amadioha.
*mixes palmy with squadron, monkey tail, soldier roots, black arrow, sabrina, alomo, orijin, k59* *takes a sip* *nods head appreciatively*
Oya take am

u for put Ak47 join ni...*sips palmy while listenin to fela's zombie*

Samguine: Oh...now you know you are a good family friend abi? Na beg I dey beg you. No let am see this. Biko nunu

some pipz r duin corner corner...but den wts my bizness

DrPhilABd: Sister, abeg tell him... Lol

ive tolded him o*in patience j's voice*

Samguine: Traecey na dibia o. She dey lecture Amadioha himself on dibiaism. She's a boss o. So make she conduct all the oblations

I learnt from dah best...a big round of applause for*Sam d Guine* Greatest Dibia of ol time*picks race*

Hissexcellencie: e get d kain thing wey u go colekt u go withdraw dat statement.

am seeing tinz o*5D glasses*

DrPhilABd: Okay O... I tot u had a forest were u rear Lions freely & dt ws d reason he ws gonna run off.

d only lion(ness) is mi*sips vodka*

Samguine: Ise.....do you care for some wine? My son sokarsenal just made a delivery of some high grade palmy, directly from the gods.

I do...ixit fresh? pls mix it wif monkey tail nd squadron*run away bfre dese guys injure mi*

Hissexcellencie: Ahh! Woman colekt kola from man chew! *hands on head* etututu etu Ukochukwu!

u neva start..beta tap in2 my prayers o

bentonmaye: sup ppl....

sup brotherly

Samguine: uhmm...this is deep *breaks kola*

*takes d kola*Eke,Afor,Orie,Nkwo*...May we rise nd neva fall,May we have reasons to celebrate nd nt cry*chews kola*

Hissexcellencie: Girls be braggin' like.....

taste nd si dt d lord is good