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Unibenstudent:
which social network do u fancy diz period?

Bbm

Unibenstudent:
just kidDing,I added u on facebook but u barely come online.

Fb is boring... Will accept u leta

,

You will agree with me that when we were little kid there were some lies our friends, mom, father, aunty........ told us but now we are matured we now knw that most of them are lies.
Mine was
*If a boy touch you, you will get pregnant.
*coconut water make children dull.
*throw ur teeth on top zinc if u dnt it won't grow bck.

Feel free to add yours....

Unibenstudent: ok,but the dude is tall and he must be having plenty dollars,,give me ur celebrity crush name

Don't have

Unibenstudent: do u mean this

Lol hell no

Unibenstudent: ok ,is he gonna be fairer or darker or shorter or taller or poorer or richer than the DudE

Rich, tall

Unibenstudent: wow,what's ur type of GuY?

On my wedding day u will know

Unibenstudent: same to u,,but r u reserving ur comments on the boY

He is not my type#wink#

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Unibenstudent: Treasure95 ,I see u peeping

Lol..... Hapi sunday

National Examinations Council (NECO)
has announced that 52.29 percent of the
candidates that sat for June/July 2014
Senior Secondary School Certificate
Examination (SSCE) passed at credit level
in five subjects including English
Language and Mathematics.
The Registrar and Chief Executive officer
of the Council, Professor Promise Okpala
who announced the result in Minna said
74.30 percent of the candidates made five
credits and above generally.
He said that 978,886 candidates of the
989,622 that registered sat for the
examination which was conducted 76
subjects.
Giving a breakdown of the result, Okpala
said that of the 989,622 candidates that
wrote the examination 72.58 percent
scored credit level and above in English
Language while 69.49 percent made
similar grades in Mathematics.
In sciences, 72.86 percent of candidates
that sat for Chemistry had credits while
69.38 percent of Physics candidates had
credit levels and in Biology 67.83 percent
of the candidates made credit grades.
Okpala said that beyond the cost of
running the examination, insecurity in
many parts of the country grossly affected
the logistic operations of the council
during the school based examination.
The registrar also said that efforts of the
council at reducing examination
malpractices paid off as only 0.44 percent
of those who sat for the examination were
involved in malpractices.
A comparative analysis of past results
showed a steady improvement in results
over the past three years posting the best
result in the current year.

WRONG OR RIGHT?

Hahahahahaha!
Do u know why I'm
laughing? I just
remembered some funny
names we (I and my
classmates) used to call our teachers
when we
were in secondary school.
Mehn! It was fun.
Sometimes when those
memories flash back to
my brain, I feel like going back to school.
Let me give you the
breakdown of some funny
names we called our
teachers (can't remember
all, though). CHEMISTRY teacher =
OXYGENATOR (Reason: He
always talks about
oxygen).
BIOLOGY teacher =
OSMOSIS (Reason: He love teaching
osmosis).
AGRIC teacher = BEAUTY
(Reason: Dis man ugly
pass devil).
ACCOUNT teacher =
BULALA (Reason: If dis man flog u, you
go hate
school).
MATHS teacher = ALGEBRA.
C.R.K teacher = GOOD
SAMIRITAN (Reason: Very
stingy man). GOVERNMENT teacher =
PDP (Reason: He always
talk politics)
These are some I can
remember.
What about you? Did you give funny
names to all/
some ofyour teachers?
Please tell us.
Let's enjoy the thread!

Akpors is seeking for a job...
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of
Good.
Akpos: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Akpos: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Akpos: Fine
Interviewer: Tithe
Akpos: Offering
Interviewer:Demand
Akpos: supply
Interviewer: boko
Akpos: haram
Interviewer: input
Akpos: output
Interviewer: Waec
Akpos : neco
Interviewer: tom
Akpos: jerry
Interviewer:copy
Akpos: paste
Interviewer: point
Akpos: kill
Interviewer: You are wrong!
Akpos: you are right!
Interviewer: Shut up!
Akpos: Keep talking!
Interviewer: Ok,now stop all that.
Akpos: Ok,now start all that.
Interviewer: Get out!
Akpos: Come in!
Interviewer: Oh,my God!
Akpos: Oh,my Devil!
Interviewer: You are Rejected!
Akpos: I’m selected!
Interviewer: you are fired
Akpos: am hired
(The man fainted)

Apart from 'Paid', write any other word
that
starts with 'P' and ends with 'D'.

Unibenstudent: Kindly follow back

Ok

Unibenstudent: Your plans for today is to laugh out loud?am in shocks

Yes just lol through out 2day

Unibenstudent: Yep,what's ur plans for today

Lol

Unibenstudent: Hahah, hurray , i got this guess ryt,,*throws six back dives*

Lol

Unibenstudent: Haha,,you sha,well what's ur name, am guessing its treasure

Yes

Unibenstudent: Ait,so am guessing u kinda not still gonna attend the communion service ryt

Maybe

Unibenstudent: Lol, had to just try a guess sha,, well , so what church do u attend,

Chris embassy but its communion service sha

Unibenstudent: Seems u a catholic, from the look of things, i suppose

No

Unibenstudent: Did u go to church?

I'll go 4 evening service

Unibenstudent: Good afternoon

Aftanoon

Unibenstudent: Ok,,so dont u got umbrella, or rain coats sha

My umbrella is spoilt n no rain coat

Unibenstudent: Mine, was cool, slept free of ebola,,wats ur plans for today

Lol.......no plans yet just Waiting 4 d rain 2 stop so I can go 2 d market

tmx21: finally online. right?

Am having problem with my network so I will b replying late

Unibenstudent: How was ur night

It was cold and good yours?