Akpors is seeking for a job...
Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of
Good.
Akpos: Bad.
Interviewer: Come.
Akpos: Go.
Interviewer: Ugly.
Akpos: Fine
Interviewer: Tithe
Akpos: Offering
Interviewer:Demand
Akpos: supply
Interviewer: boko
Akpos: haram
Interviewer: input
Akpos: output
Interviewer: Waec
Akpos : neco
Interviewer: tom
Akpos: jerry
Interviewer:copy
Akpos: paste
Interviewer: point
Akpos: kill
Interviewer: You are wrong!
Akpos: you are right!
Interviewer: Shut up!
Akpos: Keep talking!
Interviewer: Ok,now stop all that.
Akpos: Ok,now start all that.
Interviewer: Get out!
Akpos: Come in!
Interviewer: Oh,my God!
Akpos: Oh,my Devil!
Interviewer: You are Rejected!
Akpos: I’m selected!
Interviewer: you are fired
Akpos: am hired
(The man fainted)