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A secretary receives an expensive pen from her boss as a birthday present. Later on, she sends a text to her boss to thank him. The boss' wife read the text, became furious & packed out. The boss was puzzled because he culdnt understand why his wife had to go after reading d text his secretary sent until he took his time to read d text very well: "Thank you boss, your penis wonderful, I like it"!:s
Will his wife ever understand?X_X
Lesson: proper spacing when texting is important.

You welcome to the world of Relationship. This thread is set to help the singles build a great relationship.. To enlighten the married on how to make their love life new and much romantic.. To encourage the heartbroken ladies and guys on what to do in other not to make another mistake and how to make a better choice when setting for another relationship.

But do not forget that behind every great relationship is a wonderful God watching over it. But then we all have our roles to play. This thread will help you build a healthy relationship. Feel free to drop a message if you have a problem in your relationship or you wanna know how to make it stronger.

*Doctor Love*

You welcome to the world of Relationship. This trend is set to help the singles build a great relationship.. To enlighten the married on how to make their love life new and much romantic.. To encourage the heartbroken ladies and guys on what to do in other not to make another mistake and how to make a better choice when setting for another relationship.

But do not forget that behind every great relationship is a wonderful God watching over it. But then we all have our roles to play. This trend will help you build a healthy relationship. Feel free to drop a message if you have a problem in your relationship or you wanna know how to make it stronger.

*Doctor Love*

Interesting ...

INK dizz spoilt brat cud be a virgin ooo

Oloye take your time.. Infact. You shld av typed BNB.. *wink*

Dat Y I like U. Always obidient .. Kip it up.

Lol.. I'm not only triping oo.. Infact, I'm already proposing sef... Lol


Jhyde

Oh my gosh.. Well, initially I tot she was an afin but now I fink she's an OYINBO.. Gosh, she so much knows how to make I guy plead for more compliment. Infact.. I don dey plead 4 more already + oh lord, abeg let jhyde not cum here again to spoil diz show 4 me oo

Abeg text her phone na.. Why must u drop it here.. No one shld dare say any shit here ever again.. Trst me, I av d authority to ban whoeva strikes against my ORDER..

Lol.. See jhyde ooo.. R u blind? Cn't u see she's an afin ni.. Infact see her nose sef.. Very long like dat of a .... But anyway sha, u try .. Atleast u carry eyes go market.. She's such a queen to protect to d fullest.



Gorimapa Jhyda or Afin-tical baby

She really does know how to make a guy beg and beg 4 her wondaful compliment ... But me I'm too big 2 beg her anyway. I'm jez goan pray 2 God to touch her heart so she can make my head go gaga too.. + she's easily noticed everywhere due to her gorgeous, attraction skin color..

Scrap off his hair so he can truly luk like a fine boi

1. Ur completely wrong.. Try harder next tym
2. Did u jez ask wat wud I do? Gosh, u don't wanna dare me plz.. I fink u shld ask beync wat I did 2her b4 u start diz journey of DARE wit me.. I can b really really ....... !


@topic.

One fair gurl like dat.. Infact, she's an afin

K

Jez smile @ him and say Odeyshi.. E no enta..

She's gud @ making one dude head go gaga. Though we all know all she had said are full of fakes but den she jez wanted to giv d dude hope. She's an angel dat truly knows how to giv fugly guys hopes..

Tie her to a bed and ask.. I b ur mate? Oya close ya eyes and stay still..

Oh my gosh.. My head dey melt ooooo.. Chai.. Sumbody shld bring me ice-block abeg b4 ma head melt finish..

@topic..
He's so kind with words to an extent dat even my gr8 grandma don dey trip 4rm heaven.. Infact, she's askin 4 ur home address + fone numba..

Hug well well

Was I asking u?

Finally.. I can relax

dopeJemi: U Get Luck say no be u be d poster wey dey above Me

@jhyde.. U beta don't place a post yet cos if you do.. Diz dude will finish u asap.. I bet u sef don dey fear as u dey read am .. Lol


@topic

D only dude who has d most cutest hair cut in NL.. Who fit compete wit am..? I bet no one.. Abeg u too cute mehn

He's a madtman who neva admits he's mad.. But his own madness gat swag dat y no one has noticed is madicious characters ... Ride on John. We luvin it

jhydebaba: He is a dopemu

Lolzzz 4 u oo.. But guess what? You r a Jhydull.. Oh sorry, I meant to type jhydum-mu.. Lolzz

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He gat a cute know and it seems most of d ladies on NL luvs wen he comments

Amigoz.. Sexyleon. Ruki, Kunbee olori of kola.

Lolzzz.. Do I nid to b a lady b4 u can pass a compliment.. ?

@topic

Not sure if he's an handsome boi but one certain fin abt him is dat he's damn funny + also a lady-man.. I bet you av all ladies coming afta U

So na u right abi..


Vicky.. Bync.. Kola

Oya letz go .. Make my head go gaga..

Like seriously, U askin me dat?

INK sum pple stil fink I'm a newbie

Smooch till she cums to realize I'm not a newbie in d game...