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Statuses we would be updating on FB and
Twitter if we were in the times of Adam,Noah, Abraham, Moses etc

1. Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into
a pillar of salt # Shaking #

2. But Mary... Can't believe she's still
singing the "I'm a virgin" song but shes
pregnant. Gosh some girls # RollingEyes #

3. Pimping my camel, Jerusalem here I
come..

4. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark,
the view here is fantastic... But this Lion
keeps staring at me weird. # Noah 's voyage

5. The red sea just parted before my
eyes # Shocked4Days #

6. Judas Iscariot posts: Jesus for sale, hit
inbox if interested..

7. Chilling with Moses by Mt. Sinai: some
miracles going on here.

8. Eve and hubby got banished, they ate
the forbidden fruit. I mean who does
that? # Smh #

9. Jacob's status: Things we do for love,
cant believe I served her father for 14
years just to get her. Love u, Rachel

10. Some people are so cruel, eeh! Cain
how do u kill your own brother? RIP Abel

11. One of Jesus' disciples' post: Wat a
long day... Walking and preaching the
gospel. Now chilling with my brothers.


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