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Mrshroud:
Nice bro.

Thanks Sir.

May God Continue to Bless you Royver!

I vote Royver ,Audrey Timms , Royver.

Can't wait.. Been Refreshing this Page all Day. Royver am sure you Know you're Awesome, It feels silly to tell you what you already know, but I can't help shouting. YOU ARE AWESOME! Keep it up Boss.

Good work Royver.

Thanks to all those who found this story interesting, and all those who commented.

I really , really appreciate you all. May God bless you.

I hope to post another short story in future and carve out a small niche for my humble self as an average writer here on NL. I dream to have a story of mine on NL's frontpage in the near future, so I'll continue working hard. I love you all, and thanks once again.

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(Part 9:2) CONSCIOUS COMA_____________________________________

Jeeeeeeeeeeezus!! Wetin my Mama Just Talk

At first , I no believe, then I remember that vanguard news link wey I see for Google. Then I silently and calmly Pick my Phone, check the date of the Nairaland page wey I bookmark, e dey almost one month behind.

I come read The news for vanguard, na same thing, but wetin new be say. one of the anonymous comments talk say.

"I used to know segun, we hustle the same hustle, Although Segun's trip to germany was cocaine related, he was successful with that, but after he was set up by his Ex here in Nigeria, it Brought fresh attention to his German trip, and it was while the german trip was been investigated, the Mafia, fearing that Segun, would spill the Bean. Ordered their spies in the NDLEA, to poison him. R.I.P segun. You almost Arrived.
#team|getrich'or'dietryin#!!"

I no fit shout, tears wey dey for my eyes no fit pour out, for my mind I be like "na so my world take end up"
na that state I dey for two weeks, no talking , no eating na the nurses dey bath and clean me up , and I no dey aware of my surroundings. E just dey like Conscious Coma.
If you see me by then, I don lean well'well, if them bring my before pics , and you no know me before, you no go believe say na me be that.


(Part 10)NO FRIEND NO FOE/THE CRASH LAND_________________

When my canoe begin leak, I send one of the Nurses to go buy me sanitary pads and Other provisions, as she buy am finish she begin take care of me , clean me up, then I come ask about nurse Faith.
"I haven't seen nurse Faith for a While now, how is she?"

"She's fine, she went to pursue a degree in nursing in the United States "

" Good For her!" I really been dey happy for the Lady, maybe she no tell me because of my condition.

The Doctor Give my mother Hospital Bill, and na 200thousand naira.
I check my locker for my Cheque Book. As I collect am I come write cheque of 300thousand naira for my mother.

As my mother go to withdraw the Money come back. I begin to remember the Good times wey I been don share with segun, so segun don go?.

I no know, when I sleep , I come dream say segun never die, say the Poison no work, for the Dream, him come tell me say, this one wey him trip for germany no work and I don use all the 3million naira , wey dey the Account, say how we Go use manage??
I come tell am say, I never use all the money finish, say about 2.5 million still remain, sey na only my hospital Bill and money when I take buy bold 6 na Im I commot there.

him come say ok, say make him reach port harcourt , say him go come back, I come dey call am , e just dey go , e no look back, before I come wake up.

I see my mama, for my Bedside. She tell me say , the Cheque Bounce.
Which cheque Bounce
she come give me my statement of account wey dem give her for Bank, na 1,065 naira dey my Account . I spark!!

I tell my mama, make we dey go bank. But hospital authorities no go gree make I commot. As I don dey waka with crutches. So I call the Bank Customer care.

I tell them my problem, after asking some questions to verify weda na me indeed dey call, the Customer agent beg me say sorry for the Inconveniences, come tell me say, make I hold on, make him check my account.

"Yes ma, I'm with you. 100thousand naira was withrawn, from your Account on tuesday the 22nd of november, by 4:33pm, Via Automated Teller machine(ATM), is that correct?"

"Yes, I sent my nurse to do that" I reply am weakly.

"Then , the Following day, 200thousand naira, was withdrawn from the same location, in separate twenty'twenty thousand naira cash withdrawals. Is that correct??"

I shout say "No!!"

"Madam, take it easy! but that's what it shows here, and that pattern has followed ever since for the Next Two weeks, however in seperate ATM locations, untill the whole 2.8million naira was erased off your account. "

I dey speechless!!!

"Madam, you may inquire from the said nurse faith concerning...."

Na so this World be?

Nurse Faith don withdraw all my money finish. And She don go U.S.A.

"Madam are you still there?" The phone fall comot for my hand disintegrate.

But Why I no receive Alerts
Ok'Ok' Chaaaaaii!! No Be This Sim Card I use register For alerts!!
The Sim Card wey I Use, Loss with My Phones, For the Accident!

I still never believe,so I silently reach out to check my bedside cupboard, to see if my ATM card dey inside there.

I check tire, I no see am, na when I remember say I no really collect the ATM from Her hand that day, na only the chequebook and The Change I keep for my locker.

This World is Wicked.
Fresh tears begin run down my eyes, as my mama dey look me helplessly, the whole place silent pass graveyard.

I don Lose my Segun, I don Lose my baby, and now I don Lose all the Money!!
I don lose everything.

But where I go wrong
I been dey fly so high, HOW MANAGE I CRASH-LAND LIKE THIS?

The End.

Timothy3113: Is dis d end of the story

its not the end sire. Thanks for reading.

pweetyz: Aww..this story actually got me crying..i just hate sad endings..after a successful trip..i sorta wish i hadn't read it buh on the other hand..twas a nice one..good job @op

Eyaaah!! Dear , in real life happy endings do not occur often. I'm sorry it got you crying, I hate to see pweetyz cry.. Thanks for reading.

Its definitely not the end . I'm about to drop the end right now. I'm glad some people find this Story interesting. Wow..

(Part 9)GOOGLING SPREE______________________________________

So one day , I tell one of my nurse friends wey her name na Faith, and she be born again, make she go my House for festac, I tell her where she go see spare key, come tell her where she go collect my ATM and Cheque book ,come give her my password say make she go bank, withdraw 100thousand naira for me with ATM.
Then Make she Carry, some Money inside , buy Blackberry Bold 6.(My first smart phone, and the only one wey I really dey used to,) then make she buy Airtel sim card subscribe am for one month, I no dey for MTN wahala.
she follow my instructions, then she bring 44thousand naira Change. I dash her 14thousand, keep 20thousand for my Bedside incase I need anything else.

She thank me Me, Bless me. I tell her no problem.

I ask her weather my Dogs disturb her?

"Not at all!! When I saw them at first, I thought they were goats!! It was later I realized that they were dogs, just Malnourished ones. "

I laf tire !!
Na my Jack and Robin Nurse faith say resemble goat. We're indeed what we eat!!

Hungry Go don Knack those dogs for the Past almost 1 month.
Wen e even be say, as segun travel, them no benefit for my Government too much. I too dey busy to dey feed them regularly.
But at least them no Bad like the Way nurse faith describe them now, as at that time.
Wetin even fear me na, as she say them no Bark for Her, as she enter, Ah ah!! Hunger You strong o, see as you humble Jack and Robin! If you tell me before say person go enter Our House, Jack and Robin no go Bark for you Till you Run, I for tell say you lie pass devil.

That evening as I dial segun 2 Numbers wey I cram for head, them Tell me say switched off. So I come go GOOGLE™, come type for the Search Box.
"News on Segun Wilberforce adewale"

I see the first suggestion :vanguard.com "Mr adewale dies in detention"
But I know say no be my segun adewale be that one, so I scroll down, I see another suggestion: nairaland Forum. "Segun Wilberforce arrested with cocaine" I click that one.

I read the Story.
"The Nigerian Drug Law Enforcement agency(NDLEA) arrested one Segun wilberforce adewale who was Caught in possession of 27kilograms of Cocaine at the Murtala Mohammed Airport Lagos.
However on thorough investigations , it was revealed that one Miss Anabella Isiguzo, an NDLEA official and Ex girlfriend of The suspect was responsible for planting The Cocaine in segun's Briefcase, when she was arrested she confessed to the Act and said her intention was to destroy segun, who she claimed made her waste her life with Him for 7years. Committing several abortions for him and in the Process destroyed her womb .

She however confessed that , although she was on duty , and planted the Said drugs which segun Was Caught with, segun is indeed a Local Drug Dealer and she's quite sure His trip to Germany was Drug Related.

When Called, the NDLEA media Officer, confirmed the incident, and revealed that investigations are still ongoing."



As I read the news finish ,i bookmark the page,
I begin cry .
I Know this Anabella !! She been don threaten to kill me once when she Come, na Segun pursue her Commot , come dey beat her,na so she Bite am for Chest. She bite him flesh commot, spit am For Ground, and she vow say segun Go regret.

So she finally Carry out her threat?? I check for other places na Still the same thing all of them dey talk. As my mother come see me , i tell her say I don discover wetin she been wan tell me.

She come ask me, wetin I discover, as I tell her , she com ask me again, weda na the only thing wey I discover be that.
I say yes.

Na im she begin cry Me I dey confused now. I ask wetin happen.
Amidst tears na Him she tell me say

"Segun don die, Dem poison am For detention."

samsondavid: NYC story. more ink

thanks sir.

Just two parts to the conclusion. And then I can modify my topic to "complete story" hmm.. Nice so far.. One comment so far from @Almacherich(lol, even if its not twitter.) cool, I'm glad.

(Part CRESCENDO______________________________________

For three weeks, I miss everything about my Segun, the First week no too bad, as I dey steady hang out with my Big sister soft, even sometimes I dey sleep for her luxury Duplex for lekki.
Which celebrity wey no dey come visit isioma. Which one you one name ?? Shey na tonto dike, abi na Flavour, abi na Wizkid abi na Davido, even this Girl wey I never hear from for a while, wey dem dey call weirld MC, I see all of them for there??

Celebrities na Ashawo o, I tell you! All the male celebrities wey come that eventfuI week, all of them chyke me finish, na isioma come Give me ring wen I wear for my Left hand, so that them Go know say I be married woman. E funny ba?
More Funny, na the Fact say "ije" love carry me and segun sotay e no occur to am, to give me engagement Ring, e dey quite ironic.
But anyway sha I catch fun no be small. Na even for her house wey tonto Post the Pics of her newest tattoo wey isioma draw , for instagram.

but when isioma come travel go back to U.S.A na there I know say Boredom no go yonder.

Starting from that night wey I see Isioma off to airport, I come begin miss my Beloved Segun, so So bad. Nobody to touch me, or cuddle me. I no fit too dey visit my mama, she don grow so distant. Like she don give me my life to live the way I wan leave am. Even when I give her gifts of money sef, she go tell me say, na until segun marry me legally na him she go collect any gift from me.

The remaining two weeks dey like two years because of boredom, but the D-day still come. The night before the D-day I no sleep , I just dey wait for morning to come, as six knack I just enter bathroom freshen up, wear my swagest cloths and baddest heels. Then spray the Expensive perfume wey isioma buy for me, I come dey wait for my Husband phone call.

My iphone 6 just beep, I check am , na message from unknown number. As I read am.
"Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus!!!!!!!"

"Baby, its me segun, I've been arrested, but everything is still in order, its a minor issue, come to NDLEA Headquarters in no4 shaw road , ikoyi, that's where I'm been held."

With speed of lightening na so I grab my car keys, rush dey go The NDLEA headquarters, as I dey drive I dey cry, coupled with the Fact say I no be experience driver, I no come see when one trailer move past me, I wan go overtake am, na So another Range rover when I no see , appear for my front , as I wan swerve to the Left, na so I collide with one B.R.T bus. The Next place wey I see myself na for hospital, with my two legs up for suspenders.
When I wake up, na my mama I see by my Side , tears Pour out for my eyes. My Mama hold me dey thank God Say I don Recover from Coma.

Like Buchi ,Many'many questions na im I wan to ask , but the First one I ask na.
"For how long have I been like this?"

But my Mama. No hear me well, the Nurses too no hear me well.
I try to talk again , but them No dey hear me. na him I enter another Coma.

The next Day when I wake up, I ask of date, them tell me say, today na november 14th.

I begin to dey shout ,dey cry, I don dey here for two weeks!!!
"Where is Segun?? , I have to see my segun!!" I wan stand up begin lose my suspenders , before Doctor come give me One drug, way make me dizzy for the Next one week.

After much'much, I discover say I don get miscarriage.
when I see say I really really dey helpless situation, and from the Way things dey I fit no waka for a long time. na im I tell my mama everything about segun , come ask her if she don hear anything about segun.
she tell me say make I no worry say make I get strong first, say she go tell me everything.
Everything?? Like wetin?? Abi dem don sentence segun to prison?? Abi na wetin be the Everything??
Meanwhile, all my phones don loss for the accident scene . Trust Lagos sharp guys, dem no dey dull for that kind thing.

Na so I pester my Mama, pester my mama, at first she tell me make I dey strong first, me I tell her say I don dey very strong , I come dey crack joke with the Nurses , but yet she no go gree tell me.

almacherish: Wow, following..... Soft story

thanks Almacherish, I'm glad you Like it. I just want a little above 50 veiws.. Then I'd conclude it.

Concluding part available shortly.

It dawned on me that some slangs , used in this piece might be too extreme for some of you to understand. Pls bare with me, and try to understand it in Context of the sentence in which it is been used. Thanks.

(Part 7) HIGH EXPECTATIONS____________________________________

If to say sex na Football, messi for dey learn for where segun dey, world best na Im him go dey win for every tournament.
This na the Last night before him wan travel , e come dey like say him wan break my net before him stop to score all him marvelous goals.

Him bang'bang me for all my Senatorial Zones sotay , I begin dey declare dey shout dey moan, dey sing dey call him name. Na the Best night of our lives be that, e come dey like say segun know say na the Last time we go ever make love , and him wan make the Greatest impact.

At the end of the powerful session na Cry I come dey Cry, e come dey like say , I know say na the Last time segun go make love to me be that.
" Baby why are you crying again now?" him kiss my forehead, "I've told you everything is in place, as at yesterday I spoke with the Boss, and even with some top ranking officials in both the Nigerian and German drug enforcement agencies, and I'm 101 percent this will pull through. I will be the Last to endanger my life when I have a future with the most beautiful woman on earth who'll give me a bouncing baby boy."

I come smile amidst my tears.
"Promise me you'll come back to me and your daughter!!"

"I promise!! But wait o , what did you just say? So you don change am For me abi, now na daughter ni"

Na so we two come dey laf, him come begin suck my bawby, na second half we wan enter so!!!

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As I go drop segun for the place wey he go meet him men them for rounding up of plans, we play all our love'love finish, I do all my cry'cry and him self do all him pet'pet, before we bid each other bye'bye.

As I dey drive back, I see isioma, my school mother back in the days, she dey alight from one white sexy range rover autobiography edition for the Parking area of one shopping Mall for Ikeja, the same Range Rover wey segun promise to buy for me when him come back.
Omo I envy the Girl
Chai, see as isioma don fresh come soft die.
na now I understand wetin segun mean by "3million naira does not make a man in Lagos"
Althought I fresh, my fresh and Isioma fresh, no be mate.
Although I soft die! My soft and Isioma Soft no be mate die!!.
Although I carry toyota camry automatic, obviously my camry and her range rover no be mate at all.
And finally her money and my money no be mate.
For my mind I be like "make my segun do come, make I enter this level jare!!"

You see life?? if you reach one level you think say you don arrive , you go see another level wey go do you longer throat.
Well as I pull over, na so come hail my school mother, for body she no too big like that, but she no dey petite. But she fine die, and she dey endowed for her own right.

Na so I hail her with the name wey only me dey take hail her.

"Big sister soft!!!!!"

Na so she look my direction, Recognition come show for her eye, before she Come halla say.
"Carosofts!!!Look at my Baby!!!!!!!" Na so we run hug each other, I make another discovery, her perfume and my perfume no be mate too, her own dock my own under desk.

"Look at you , since last month I returned from the U.S , I've been looking for you, I saw nkechi , and she said you were no longer in school. And now look at you at such a short time you're already successful look at your Pretty car , and You've grown so pretty!!"

I just dey smile dey Blush.
"Sister soft, you've done very well for yourself too!"

I notice the fine star tattoos for her the Back of her neck. E fine for my eye , I been dey consider to pierce my skin too, but that one go be later.

Me and Isioma, later go restaurant, Go catch up on old times. Wen she been dey ss2 , me I been dey jss1, and she love me and protect me like her own daughter, you go always see two of us together, when she come enter ss3, become social prefect, I virtually dey on top of the World, na she dey Shield me from Any form of punishment.

Back then, she been like all this Art things, and she get swag die.
She hail from delta, and anything she dey talk back then She go find way to add the Word 'soft' inside. When her classmates ask her wetin be soft, she tell them say na Warri slang wey mean, anything wey fine , come make sense.
Na so dem change her name from isioma to isoft(e-soft). Then me I come dey call her Big Sister Soft.

Then she ,she begin call me Carosofts, that is caroline plus soft.

Na later school come relieve her of her prefect post, for dancing almost nude in one of Rugged man's videos. As them relieve her, she come travel Go abroad, and we lose communication.

Now she dey tell me say she be expert tattoo artist, say na she dey draw all this famous male and female celebrities tattoo, and say she dey dream of to open record Label as music business dey pay well for naija.

Shiooo!! so na Tattoo business Give isioma all this money so?? I remember back then for school isioma been sabi draw wella!!..Thank God for talent o.

I tell her everything about me and Segun too, except of cos sey the Business trip wey him go na Cocaine trip, she tell me say she dey happy for me, and She also advice me say as soon as I born, make I make sure say I finish my studies. Say she herself she go still go back school. I tell her say that one na Sure Banka.
She dey talk many things, but I no hear much, the girl don get serious American accent like play'like play, abi she dey fake am??

"So I've been thinking of piercing my skin for a while, now that my own mother is a veteran in the art, I think I'll expel my worries."
We two come laf.

"It cost around 8 to 15 thousand dollars for my services, but for you, I'll pay the Bills, as apologies for abandoning my School daughter , and running off to the US"

I come happy ,we later set appointment, then I go draw tattoo for my arms and in-between my Breat.

Guess , whose name I crest for in-between my Breast

If no be SEGUN who e for be
For in-between my breast, I just write "Segun's castle". Then for my Right arms I come draw tupac shakur, when e dey smoke weed. Although na the same type wey segun draw, but My own quality pass segun own self.

When him come, him go surprise for the identical tupac shakur for my arms, then when him wan suck my bawby, him go surprise for him name wey dey inbetween my breast.
Two pleasant surprises for my beloved hero segun.

The Tattoo fine die, I must Confess say Isioma is to tattoo, what patoranking is to alubariga.

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(Part 6)PASTOR RUFUS_________________________________________

Segun show back around 10am with one hungry looking man wey wear suit wey big pass am.
"Pastor meet my Lady, the One who's Going to bare my Baby."

The Man halla, "ahh!!! Holy!!! Segun you are wise!!!she's so Beautiful! Beautiful!! Holy!! Glory be to yahweh!!"

Segun say . "Amen sir"

Make e no be like say I no talk. I say "you're welcome sir!"
E halla say
"Thank You my daughter. Bless you"

"Amen"

Now na Segun,
"Baby, this Is pastor rufus. He's Going to pray for the Family , and particularly For my trip to germany. The Last time I made a Business trip, he was the One that prayed for me and I found his prayers very efficient, now tell pastor about your dream"

I dey speechless. which dream segun dey talk na??

Segun come talk again.
"Feel comfortable , he knows everything about the Trip, so just feel free with him"

"Yes my daughter, you must feel free!! I know every detail, and the good Lord Knows too, The Lords mercy and Grace is sufficient, so he'll go and Come back with the Grace of the Lord"

Woo!! So this pastor know finish say na Hard drugs segun wan pilot go jand, and E still get mind come here to come pray. Wetin dey happen to our men of God this Days??

"So tell him about the Dream , you told me You had last nyte about the trip last nyte. Explain in explicit terms."

The truth be say, I no dream, I just want segun, not to Go that trip. Because I dey fear say dem go catch am. But segun take am serious. Wetin I go do now.

So I just forge wetin dem wan hear just tell them.
"In the dream, I saw you been taken to somewhere for questioning, and somebody set you up."

Poor me! I no dey good in forgery. See as my lie self Lame, but the lie wey follow na him shock me pass, because na pastor talk am.

"You see, I knew your dream before you said it, the Lord Showed me in a vision. I just wanted you to confirm it with your own mouth."

See as segun dey Nod like agama Lizard.

I no know when "ah pastor!!" Come out from my mouth.

the pastor misunderstand , him think say I dey surprised.
"I know you're surprised my daughter, that is how powerful I am
Genesis chapter 45 vs 18 says , the Lord Revealeth strange things to the babies, and I am the Lord's Baby..."

The Man talk him nonsense finish, gyrate gyrate, pour everybody one smelling water wey him Call holy water, at the End segun count 50thousand naira give am.

Chai smh!!!

"Segun when you come back, do not forget the Lord!! you must pay your tithes and Your vows from that money. Your tithe is one tenth, so if you make 200million from the Trip, your tithe there is How much?"

"Twenty million sir"

"Good!. And remember the church building project, and my house building and , I need to replace my volkswagen with a Jeep, when you come back"

"Sure sir"

Chai!!! smh again!! There is God o!!.

When the Man don Go, segun tell me say, "now you can be rest assured that I will succeed, for who can be against who the Lord is With?"

Wetin I fit talk??

Weakly I ask segun say.
"Segun , I thought you were a muslim?"

"I remain a muslim!, but I will be the Last to put all my Religious eggs in one basket, as long as this trip is concerned!! I am a christain , a muslim, a bhuddist , a traditionalist etc"

Him just throw me kiss, come smile at me
"We must Get Rich my Angel"

I give am weak smile.
"I just hope this works"
tears been wan pour for my eye, but I hold the tears to please segun. But if na only that so called pastor rufus, we don gbolo finish!! Infact we don fall inside burrow pit finish!!