₦airaland Forum

marktwain:
Thanks all.

VI it has to be.

I have been delivered from the Lagos life, and what I have to do is in VI, so i can't afford to be away from VI.

And none (yes, NONE) of these lines is going through,


Baywatch Guest House
25, Oju Olobun Close, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria
Tel: 234-1-2622215
Fax: 234-1-2622903

Bjays Hotel
24 Samuel Manuwa Street, By 2nd Gate 1004, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria
Tel: +234-1-2622902, 2623706-8, 7746900-1, 2880249, 2880461
Fax: +234-1-2622903

Victoria Lodge
5A, Olugun Agbaje Street, Victoria Island, Lagos, Nigeria
Tel: +234-1-2620885
Fax: +234-1-2622136

What have you been delivered from - you get money?, naaaa - u still need big time deliverance from poverty because 10,000 naira na wetin people dey take top up their phone for two days in Lagos, if you wan sleep properly for VI, you go double that pekious ten thousand wey dey yah pocket.

you are not serious, are you? 10k for a room, in VI?

Siena:
Lincoln and Escalade have no class, not to me anyway.
Kind of "yob culture".

The German SUV's are classy, particularly the Audi Q7.

Siena, i see you are an Audi person, you use to have one on your profile. Is it good for - u know what i mean?

Fhemmmy:
I think it depends on what is important to you.
IF you want space and luxury in one package, while you ride in style, i will chose Navigator, it is so classy, roomy, and a little pimping? you will be driving in heaven, with style and class., resale value is not bad as well, and if you plan to sell in Nigeria, i think more people are into Navigator than Escalade, but they would prefer ML, because it is a benz.

If you need classy, and not worried about space, go for Q7, it is a real nice ride and a little economical in gas than the Navigator, but a real classy machine, resale value not too bad, but not too many people are into AUDI.

Escalate is not bad too, especially the 2007 and newer models, because the gear shift used to be by the steering column and i hated that, but they have used their brain and now have it between the front seats, resale value, not bad, but not as good as Nav(in my own opinion), the outside is not as classy for me as others, roomy, and have a good engine.

ML, well, this is not bad at all, but no spacious, if you are worried about space, it is a good machine, i am not personally a ML guy, because i think it is boring, but in Nigeria, resale value is high, being a german machine, will stand the test of Nija road, but in western world, maintenance is so easy, because service once and you good, just change your Oil.

So all said and done, i will settle for Navigator, but be ready to buy a gas station as well.

Yes, Fhemmy, you have hit the nail on the head, but, which one will allow me to nack seven girls in one week? in your own opinion, ithink the escalade is da bomb, you know, not too comon in Nigeria, will think the gils will die for it. yo?

when they are frustrated, they will start proposing.

so? whats the big deal in that?

Thinking of changing my wheels realy.

Which one is more classy and will assure me of constant pu ssie? For big boys and girls only. Please do not tell my girlfriend.

I dont have time to talk to these women - I talk to women of class, those who pack their pussie with gold plated panties.

Everyday, I receive five emails from women on NairaLand asking me how tasteful my dikc is? I am tired o, pls desist from this before my girlfriend sacks me. NairaLand women, I am too cute for all of you, so, please stop emailing me na?

Dont mind these diasporic Nigerians - they bash their own father and mother land, but when you bash the land where they live, they scream and shout, when the press bash their motherland , they keep quiet, what do we call those kind of people? we call them bastards.

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Try the Silverlink train from Hackney to Richmond - you go get squezzed pas Molue, even sometimes Molue better pass those trains.

@Poster

The diasporians will crucify you for bringing out the ugly side of their so called paradise.

Ujujoan:
Going out . . I love going out, he dosent.  I love dating, he dosent think I should continue dating since am with him.

Ashewo. Why will you keep dating when you already have a partner?

Ujujoan:
If she's bisexual it dosent matter. As far as hse's not cheating on you and sleeping with her 'Girlfeind' 

Even when u no get one penny to buy one bicycle talkless of car. foolish woman.