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CrimeRe: Nigerian Bank Clerk Steals From Barclay's Bank Customers by tumfulu: 12:21pm On Sep 23, 2008
I keep saying it everywhere, the diasporic Nigerians are the ones spoiling the name of our country Nigeria. Anyway, who says she is a Nigerian anyway? Uche Uhurugo, the olympic medal winner for Britain, is a Nigerian but she never claims to be a Nigerian, so, if tommorrow, she robs a bank, they will say she is a Nigerian.

If I am the President, I will make a rule, anybody having a foreign passport, on entry to the country, should have his or her head marked with red paint, so that anywhere he/she goes in Nigeria, she will be recognised as a potential dupe, a thief and a rogue.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriends Mum Is Swearing She Is In Love With Me, What Do I Do? by tumfulu(op): 12:04pm On Sep 23, 2008
kemisuga:
Poster, then marry the mother and daughter 2gether grin grin shocked shocked
Thanks a lot, I have been toying with this idea for long, you are an herbalist sent.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriends Mum Is Swearing She Is In Love With Me, What Do I Do? by tumfulu(op): 11:54am On Sep 23, 2008
rokiatu:
My Girlfriends Mum Is Swearing She Is In Love With Me, What Do I Do?

am surprise you are asking
what to do? undecided could it be that
u like her too?
of course, I like her, she prettier than the daughter, for real, man!
RomanceMy Girlfriends Mum Is Swearing She Is In Love With Me, What Do I Do? by tumfulu(op): 11:39am On Sep 23, 2008
Abeg, see me see wahala o. Wetin I go do na?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: In-need Of A Fine Bobo For A Friend! by tumfulu: 10:47am On Sep 23, 2008
see this stupid poster, you cant even post your picture, but you want others to post their pictures for you to see, what if you turn out to be the ugliest person on earth?
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Relies On Me For His Financial Needs by tumfulu: 10:41am On Sep 23, 2008
@Poster

I pity your boyfriend, you bringing him to NairaLand for judgement, and while this goes on, you pretend as if all is well and that you love him? I pity the guy. women like you are supposed to be foked for nothing, because you have no love to give anyone.
CelebritiesIni Edo Fights Rita Dominic Over Jim Iyke - With Pictures. by tumfulu(op): 1:40am On Sep 23, 2008
Mumu na im you be.
PoliticsBuhari's Wife In Adultery Deal With Abacha's Brother. by tumfulu(op): 1:18am On Sep 23, 2008
unbeleivable.

Wetin our ears no go ear o.
RomanceRe: I M A Cheat Please Help! by tumfulu: 9:08pm On Sep 22, 2008
@Poster

In fact, bring your pu ssy, let me pour some yummy milk inside, you will then stop cheating, you this cheater.
RomanceRe: I M A Cheat Please Help! by tumfulu: 7:57pm On Sep 22, 2008
@Poster

In fact, you are nothing but a take away chicken, and a fried egg, a special fried chicken and a tomato puree spread on onion rings in a babrbeque chicken eaten with mushroomed sandwich and topped with orange juice.
Music/RadioJust Released - 9ice, New Album, Titled "red Eye Moda Foker" by tumfulu(op): 7:46pm On Sep 22, 2008
We are the marketer, get one from us by calling - 08055678987.
RomanceRe: I M A Cheat Please Help! by tumfulu: 7:43pm On Sep 22, 2008
i say it again, poster, you and your guy, you are fools, and arrant nonsensical, what advice do you want us to give you? hen? tell me, honestly, what advice do you want us to give you hereon NairaLand, i tell you, you are a slut and aprostitute all rolled into one, a cheat and a moda foking robustic verbose.
WebmastersRe: Punch Newspaper Site Possibly Hacked? by tumfulu: 5:29pm On Sep 22, 2008
since i was born, the URL which i use to access punch had been www.punchng.com

Which one is this strange punchontheweb.com, it sounds like dik c in my pu ssy.com
RomanceRe: I M A Cheat Please Help! by tumfulu: 5:25pm On Sep 22, 2008
you are both fools, idiots, goats and arse hole moda fokers. You are nit wits.

You cant marry him but you can allow your diks to pumel your stupid pu ssy, you cant marry him, yet you fok him three times a day, in short , you are a slut, a prostitute and may he continue to cheat on you even when he is married. That is nothing but lust and arrant, stupid nonsense.
WebmastersRe: Punch Newspaper Site Possibly Hacked? by tumfulu: 11:57am On Sep 22, 2008
after all these grammar, www.punchng.com is still not working.

If Punch can have their servers hacked into, then, they are not serious. Where do they spend the billions of Naira they make daily?

Cheap cheaper cheapest.
RomanceRe: Is 29yrs Too Early For A Guy To Marry? by tumfulu: 10:08pm On Sep 21, 2008
wait till you are 50 b4 you get married.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Before Nairaland Is Bastardised by tumfulu: 10:07pm On Sep 21, 2008
another meaningless thread which is the hallmark of NairaLand. You can send money to Seun if your money is scratching your dikc.
RomanceRe: She Is 38 And Am 26,we Love Each Other But She Want Me In Marriage by tumfulu: 10:06pm On Sep 21, 2008
so? does the puss y and the dikc both have ages? age is not an issue.
Foreign AffairsRe: South African President Mbeki Formally Resigns by tumfulu: 10:05pm On Sep 21, 2008
bawomolo:
lol i can imagine yaradua been the head of some blah blah people's party or kini kani democratic alliance
what have you said? nothing.

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